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(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com) divider line 202
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2013-12-25 01:19:51 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S THE KRAMPUS'S MUSIC!

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2013-12-25 01:20:22 PM  
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2013-12-25 01:23:43 PM  
I guess in the WWE Chris Benoit would be The Grither.
/Don't say his name!
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2013-12-25 01:24:12 PM  
Randy Orton got me a gift. It came in a gym bag. Should I be worried?
 
2013-12-25 01:27:14 PM  
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The black is a better Santa to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better athlete because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade ... the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black Santa kid ...
 
2013-12-25 01:29:40 PM  

Mad_Radhu: BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S THE KRAMPUS'S MUSIC!

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That was more entertaining than the rest of the thread and 3 hours of wrasslin' put together.  Well done!
 
2013-12-25 01:33:17 PM  
www.totalprosports.com

Sorry Damien, but Santa Foley is best Santa.

/ YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2013-12-25 01:35:34 PM  
Just be glad Bad Santa wasn't Randy Orton.

I'd hate to think what's in his bag...
 
2013-12-25 01:41:14 PM  

WippitGuud: Just be glad Bad Santa wasn't Randy Orton.

I'd hate to think what's in his bag...


Give it a few hundred thousand years underground, and it will be coal.

Eventually.
 
2013-12-25 01:42:45 PM  
Mark Henry is an amazing athlete. World class in every way. I was really bummed when he left the Olympics and started juicing, then regressed into powerlifting but I'm mostly over it.
 
2013-12-25 01:45:09 PM  
The "white" santa looks more like a Mexican or something.
 
2013-12-25 01:46:47 PM  

Gosling: you are a puppet: upndn: Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.

And when you mix up the letters you get Satan, who was a Hulk Hogan parody on Dragonball Z. And Hulk Hogan too is a white god.

But on Salty Bet, they both lose to Dark Donald, who is Ronald McDonald as an evil black god.


F*cking based Donald.
 
2013-12-25 01:46:50 PM  

Twitch Boy: For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress. He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.


Hmmmm... Ron and Rand versus Vince and Linda. Should it be a tag team match or a two on two cage match? Either way, we all win.
 
2013-12-25 02:03:27 PM  
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'sup, dawg.
 
2013-12-25 02:06:10 PM  
When the WWE is being socially progressive compared to Fox News, someone has drifted too far to the right.
 
2013-12-25 02:10:34 PM  
Vince McMahon on Bonnie Hammer:
"She just came in and rolled up her sleeves. She taught us a lot about network quality writing, story arcs, character development. She really helped the overall brand."
Hammer told The Times that she thought WWE should be a male soap opera and decided that a heavy sports emphasis of WWE's programming limited its audience.


 http://www.pwmania.com/vince-mcmahon-talks-bonnie-hammers-vision-fo r-w we-after-tlc#.UrstNCeHtSM
 
2013-12-25 02:14:53 PM  
WWE? I prefer the WWF's compromise solution.

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2013-12-25 02:24:32 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy


Ergo, only fat white guys can be dads.
 
2013-12-25 02:26:51 PM  
The only way they could made this match any better is if the ref had dressed up as Jesus.
 
2013-12-25 02:29:04 PM  
Could you imagine the OUTRAGE if Honkey Claus had won?


Hilarious idea by the wwF though.
 
2013-12-25 02:30:33 PM  

mekki: The only way they could made this match any better is if the ref had dressed up as Jesus.


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Jesus only referees football. Duh.
 
2013-12-25 02:39:40 PM  
Santa can only be black if Morgan Freeman does the voice. HO HO TITTYSPRINKLES
 
2013-12-25 02:39:45 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


So I guess Santa is never a hard-working single mom?! HUH?! HUH!? YOU SEXIST PIG!!!

Haha.
 
2013-12-25 02:41:31 PM  
White Santa wrestles like this, but black Santa wrestles like this.
 
2013-12-25 02:45:12 PM  
Anime Santa is not impressed.


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2013-12-25 02:53:10 PM  

traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.


Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!
 
2013-12-25 02:54:05 PM  
Saint Nicholas was Turkish.  So Santa should be tanned.  I can accept the rosy cheeks and cherry nose though.  After all he has lived at the North Pole for close to a thousand years.  Cold will do that.
 
2013-12-25 02:56:36 PM  
Makes about much sense as a white Othello.
 
2013-12-25 02:58:39 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.


Othello was always played by a white man in Shakespeare's time.  He didn't have any black guys in his theater company.

/also, all the female parts were dudes in drag
 
2013-12-25 03:00:13 PM  

Gosling: Twitch Boy: Yeeeup.  Vince is straight trolling the Teaderpers.

For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress.  He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.

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I think he ought to blame the part where they said they were willing to spend $50 million on the election. Voters may be aware that elections get bought, but when you straight-up tell them in advance that you intend to buy the election, they have a way of telling you where you can go stick your money.


Unless you're Rick Scott in FL who spent $100 million to buy the governorship. It was well publicized how much he was spending during the election. Lord, we have some dimwits down here.

Wait a minute, this is a wrasslin thread. It amazes me how far Sandow has been buried that he is now having to job during joke feuds. Henry has made his fame and money and just don't give a fark.
 
2013-12-25 03:03:29 PM  

WippitGuud: Just be glad Bad Santa wasn't Randy Orton.

I'd hate to think what's in his bag...


I'm just glad bad Santa wasn't King.
 
2013-12-25 03:09:19 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


First of all, who started the war on christmas?  These debates on "issues" of Christmas - EVERYONE OF THEM have been started be right-wingers.  So, go calm down your right wing friends and leave the rest of us alone.
 
2013-12-25 03:19:50 PM  

HeartBurnKid: EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.

Othello was always played by a white man in Shakespeare's time.  He didn't have any black guys in his theater company.

/also, all the female parts were dudes in drag


So, the white guy pretended to be a black guy - got it.
 
2013-12-25 03:25:30 PM  

PaulRB: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

First of all, who started the war on christmas?  These debates on "issues" of Christmas - EVERYONE OF THEM have been started be right-wingers.  So, go calm down your right wing friends and leave the rest of us alone.


Really? I just mentioned this in another thread.

"Slightly off topic but I'm guessing the eventual "JC Penney assists Blake Shelton with Career Suicide" thread will be loads of fun.
/He bit the hand that feeds him to the hillbilly bone."

The guys with Ellen as a spokesperson are right-wingers?

Sometimes, taking offense is starting something. Sometimes' it's not.
 
2013-12-25 03:39:45 PM  

HeartBurnKid: I love WWE's Christmas episodes.  They're always so delightfully absurd.

I thought last year's (which centered around Alberto Del Rio "accidentally" hitting Santa with his limo) was better, though.


FOR SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-12-25 03:41:11 PM  
The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.
 
2013-12-25 03:47:47 PM  

PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.


Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.
 
2013-12-25 03:48:17 PM  
Isn't Damien Sandow of Lebanese descent?

So, isn't this really Black Santa versus Middle Eastern Santa?
 
2013-12-25 04:00:02 PM  

Outshined_One: Isn't Damien Sandow of Lebanese descent?

So, isn't this really Black Santa versus Middle Eastern Santa?


Winner gets to move to the North Pole and hang out with Pitbull.
 
2013-12-25 04:17:36 PM  
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..." "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

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2013-12-25 04:19:28 PM  
Black History Month just got more fun.
 
2013-12-25 04:23:13 PM  

ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!


No one invited you.
 
2013-12-25 04:31:27 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Actually, Saint Nicholas was Greek, so unlike Jesus, he was actually white.
 
2013-12-25 04:42:47 PM  

strathmeyer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Actually, Saint Nicholas was Greek, so unlike Jesus, he was actually white.


Actually actually, the area he was from is now Turkey. And while Turkish people technically are white, they don't really have the pale-skinned, rosy-cheeked look we typically associate with Santa.

/not to mention, dude was pretty thin in contemporary depictions.
 
2013-12-25 04:58:23 PM  
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ratings.
 
2013-12-25 04:58:41 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: HeartBurnKid: EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.

Othello was always played by a white man in Shakespeare's time.  He didn't have any black guys in his theater company.

/also, all the female parts were dudes in drag

So, the white guy pretended to be a black guy - got it.


Oddly enough, I know there are some shakespeare fans in the WWE fan group. Way back, Picard did a reverse Othello. They still do the show sometimes today (and I believe he has reprised it):

Link

As for the good/bad Santa, WWE is smart, they know their audience doesn't care about race, they only care for who they..YOU WILL CHEER FOR JOHN CENA DAMMIT, CHEER FOR JOHN CENA!
 
2013-12-25 05:42:19 PM  
We get it, he's... Santa?
 
2013-12-25 05:48:15 PM  
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2013-12-25 05:51:42 PM  
fWc thread on Jesusmas?

/armbar
 
2013-12-25 06:00:44 PM  
fWc thread from Jezebel?  and it's NOT a rant about the divas?  it MUST be christmas... sheesh.
 
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