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(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com) divider line 202
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2013-12-25 09:32:03 AM  
THIS IS WHAT SANTA DO!
 
2013-12-25 09:46:04 AM  
Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.
 
2013-12-25 09:52:14 AM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Translation:

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked, somebody gon' get they peas squished.
 
2013-12-25 09:53:35 AM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


You mad?
 
2013-12-25 09:56:09 AM  

clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?


Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.
 
2013-12-25 10:03:38 AM  

clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?


He mad.
 
2013-12-25 10:05:00 AM  
i2.listal.com
I'm surprised they didn't have a run in.
 
2013-12-25 10:05:41 AM  
Fun fact: during the First Council of Nicaea, the real Saint Nicholas punched Bishop Arius during a heated debate on the the nature of Jesus.
 
2013-12-25 10:06:09 AM  
Hey, Santa?

pbs.twimg.com

Do you need a hand this holiday season?

www.pwmania.com

 No problem!

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cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-12-25 10:23:07 AM  

Spad31: clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?

Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.


Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?
 
2013-12-25 10:30:15 AM  
Cue Glenn Beck going nuts and two WWE wrestlers once again breaking kayfabe to explain it to him in 3...2....
 
2013-12-25 10:37:04 AM  
Luchador Santa is best Santa
 
2013-12-25 10:54:47 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa


I presume that's El Sant(a)o?
 
2013-12-25 11:10:22 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?


No, its Santa Cara.
 
2013-12-25 11:26:33 AM  

bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?

No, its Santa Cara.


i1.ytimg.com
Thing I couldn't stomach about living near Santa Cara is all the damn botches.
 
2013-12-25 11:37:06 AM  

clancifer: Spad31: clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?

Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.

Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?


Not really, but clearly you are. So, what's your point?
 
2013-12-25 11:50:40 AM  
SEXUAL SANTA...CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
 
2013-12-25 11:54:57 AM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


static.nfl.com
 
2013-12-25 12:07:48 PM  
WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this
 
2013-12-25 12:11:31 PM  

cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this


Wow, a lot of panties already twisted in this thread and the Fark Independents haven't even shown up yet.

/popping popcorn
 
2013-12-25 12:16:02 PM  
SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEAS!
 
2013-12-25 12:40:13 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

 
2013-12-25 12:40:47 PM  

Man On A Mission: cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this

Wow, a lot of panties already twisted in this thread and the Fark Independents haven't even shown up yet.

/popping popcorn


Oh, sure, you would think that, King Mabel.

I still haven't forgiven you and Mo for what you did to Little Oscar.
 
2013-12-25 12:49:13 PM  

WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.

 
2013-12-25 12:49:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Man On A Mission: cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this

Wow, a lot of panties already twisted in this thread and the Fark Independents haven't even shown up yet.

/popping popcorn

Oh, sure, you would think that, King Mabel.

I still haven't forgiven you and Mo for what you did to Little Oscar.


"You know and I know that you are half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do" - cman
 
2013-12-25 12:52:27 PM  

Dougie AXP: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2013-12-25 12:53:22 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


The fact that the pinheads even bring this up on Christmas, it's like they're waging a war.  Furthermore, you mad.
 
2013-12-25 12:54:57 PM  

you are a puppet: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

The fact that the pinheads even bring this up on Christmas, it's like they're waging a war.  Furthermore, you mad.


www.troll.me
 
2013-12-25 12:54:58 PM  
I love WWE's Christmas episodes.  They're always so delightfully absurd.

I thought last year's (which centered around Alberto Del Rio "accidentally" hitting Santa with his limo) was better, though.
 
2013-12-25 12:55:44 PM  

cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this


LOL LibtardoFartbamaRepublic*ntTeabaggerLibertardiansDemocan't


F*ck.

Someone brought politics into an article last night about assault with peanut butter AND an article about blowing a duck.

I lost my sh*t.
 
2013-12-25 12:56:23 PM  
Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.
 
2013-12-25 12:57:14 PM  

MagSeven: [i2.listal.com image 250x359]
I'm surprised they didn't have a run in.


I'm more surprised the Christmas Monster didn't run in.

/also, why was this posted on Jezebel of all sites?
 
2013-12-25 12:57:42 PM  

clancifer: Spad31:Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.
Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?


Outside of Hellraiser, archaic slang for phenylketonuria sufferers, Bill O', and Spad31 the term pinhead is just not used.  I'm not going to draw conclusions or judge though.
 
2013-12-25 12:58:18 PM  

upndn: Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.


And when you mix up the letters you get Satan, who was a Hulk Hogan parody on Dragonball Z. And Hulk Hogan too is a white god.
 
2013-12-25 12:59:36 PM  

Dougie AXP: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.


www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-12-25 01:02:21 PM  

you are a puppet: upndn: Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.

And when you mix up the letters you get Satan, who was a Hulk Hogan parody on Dragonball Z. And Hulk Hogan too is a white god.


But on Salty Bet, they both lose to Dark Donald, who is Ronald McDonald as an evil black god.
 
2013-12-25 01:03:16 PM  
So, how does Santa's penis raping all the women fit into this Jezebel link?
 
2013-12-25 01:05:15 PM  
Yeeeup.  Vince is straight trolling the Teaderpers.

For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress.  He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.

zebcoltersneeze.jpg
 
2013-12-25 01:06:03 PM  
Good Santa was allso called Sexual Chocolate. Explain that to your kids.
 
2013-12-25 01:07:10 PM  
I'm surprised 'Fox News' even likes Santa?
I mean Santa is obviously a liberal right? Handing out free stuff?
1)Basically, Santa "not Jesus" is worshiped by children on December 25th. The day Fox wants you to celebrate Jesus birthday!
2)He sneaks into peoples homes. "In clear defiance of the stand your ground laws" I mean the gun nuts could blow away Santa and get away with it!
3)He uses a naughty and nice list to determine what kids are eligible for the free toy! That's sounds like something taken straight out of Obamacare!
Does Santa seem like a conservative? He's definitely a lefty! lol
 
2013-12-25 01:07:30 PM  
thebadmomsclub.com
 
2013-12-25 01:07:51 PM  
Santa forgot to pay his air bill?
 
2013-12-25 01:08:50 PM  

Twitch Boy: Yeeeup.  Vince is straight trolling the Teaderpers.

For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress.  He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.

zebcoltersneeze.jpg


I think he ought to blame the part where they said they were willing to spend $50 million on the election. Voters may be aware that elections get bought, but when you straight-up tell them in advance that you intend to buy the election, they have a way of telling you where you can go stick your money.
 
2013-12-25 01:11:25 PM  
Ed:  You sure know your  boxing wrestling.

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Frank: All I know is never bet on the white guy.
 
2013-12-25 01:11:27 PM  
I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.
 
2013-12-25 01:12:13 PM  
You guys forgot that Vince is also a glass closeted bisexual who lives on supplements and Billy Kidman's love.
 
2013-12-25 01:15:03 PM  
The WWE seems witty and rationale compared to Fox News.
 
2013-12-25 01:17:32 PM  
This was just a warm-up for his rematch with the Ultimate Warrior. :P

i17.photobucket.com

\ LOAD THE SLEIGH WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!!!
 
2013-12-25 01:17:38 PM  

Molavian: So, how does Santa's penis raping all the women fit into this Jezebel link?


because boo white people yay minorities
 
2013-12-25 01:19:30 PM  
LaSanta?
 
2013-12-25 01:19:51 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S THE KRAMPUS'S MUSIC!

0.tqn.com
 
2013-12-25 01:20:22 PM  
scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-12-25 01:23:43 PM  
I guess in the WWE Chris Benoit would be The Grither.
/Don't say his name!
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-25 01:24:12 PM  
Randy Orton got me a gift. It came in a gym bag. Should I be worried?
 
2013-12-25 01:27:14 PM  
www.nndb.com
The black is a better Santa to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better athlete because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade ... the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black Santa kid ...
 
2013-12-25 01:29:40 PM  

Mad_Radhu: BAH GAWD KING, THAT'S THE KRAMPUS'S MUSIC!

[0.tqn.com image 850x566]


That was more entertaining than the rest of the thread and 3 hours of wrasslin' put together.  Well done!
 
2013-12-25 01:33:17 PM  
www.totalprosports.com

Sorry Damien, but Santa Foley is best Santa.

/ YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2013-12-25 01:35:34 PM  
Just be glad Bad Santa wasn't Randy Orton.

I'd hate to think what's in his bag...
 
2013-12-25 01:41:14 PM  

WippitGuud: Just be glad Bad Santa wasn't Randy Orton.

I'd hate to think what's in his bag...


Give it a few hundred thousand years underground, and it will be coal.

Eventually.
 
2013-12-25 01:42:45 PM  
Mark Henry is an amazing athlete. World class in every way. I was really bummed when he left the Olympics and started juicing, then regressed into powerlifting but I'm mostly over it.
 
2013-12-25 01:45:09 PM  
The "white" santa looks more like a Mexican or something.
 
2013-12-25 01:46:47 PM  

Gosling: you are a puppet: upndn: Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.

And when you mix up the letters you get Satan, who was a Hulk Hogan parody on Dragonball Z. And Hulk Hogan too is a white god.

But on Salty Bet, they both lose to Dark Donald, who is Ronald McDonald as an evil black god.


F*cking based Donald.
 
2013-12-25 01:46:50 PM  

Twitch Boy: For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress. He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.


Hmmmm... Ron and Rand versus Vince and Linda. Should it be a tag team match or a two on two cage match? Either way, we all win.
 
2013-12-25 02:03:27 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

'sup, dawg.
 
2013-12-25 02:06:10 PM  
When the WWE is being socially progressive compared to Fox News, someone has drifted too far to the right.
 
2013-12-25 02:10:34 PM  
Vince McMahon on Bonnie Hammer:
"She just came in and rolled up her sleeves. She taught us a lot about network quality writing, story arcs, character development. She really helped the overall brand."
Hammer told The Times that she thought WWE should be a male soap opera and decided that a heavy sports emphasis of WWE's programming limited its audience.


 http://www.pwmania.com/vince-mcmahon-talks-bonnie-hammers-vision-fo r-w we-after-tlc#.UrstNCeHtSM
 
2013-12-25 02:14:53 PM  
WWE? I prefer the WWF's compromise solution.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-25 02:24:32 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy


Ergo, only fat white guys can be dads.
 
2013-12-25 02:26:51 PM  
The only way they could made this match any better is if the ref had dressed up as Jesus.
 
2013-12-25 02:29:04 PM  
Could you imagine the OUTRAGE if Honkey Claus had won?


Hilarious idea by the wwF though.
 
2013-12-25 02:30:33 PM  

mekki: The only way they could made this match any better is if the ref had dressed up as Jesus.


legacy-cdn.smosh.com

Jesus only referees football. Duh.
 
2013-12-25 02:39:40 PM  
Santa can only be black if Morgan Freeman does the voice. HO HO TITTYSPRINKLES
 
2013-12-25 02:39:45 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


So I guess Santa is never a hard-working single mom?! HUH?! HUH!? YOU SEXIST PIG!!!

Haha.
 
2013-12-25 02:41:31 PM  
White Santa wrestles like this, but black Santa wrestles like this.
 
2013-12-25 02:45:12 PM  
Anime Santa is not impressed.


s2.subirimagenes.com
 
2013-12-25 02:53:10 PM  

traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.


Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!
 
2013-12-25 02:54:05 PM  
Saint Nicholas was Turkish.  So Santa should be tanned.  I can accept the rosy cheeks and cherry nose though.  After all he has lived at the North Pole for close to a thousand years.  Cold will do that.
 
2013-12-25 02:56:36 PM  
Makes about much sense as a white Othello.
 
2013-12-25 02:58:39 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.


Othello was always played by a white man in Shakespeare's time.  He didn't have any black guys in his theater company.

/also, all the female parts were dudes in drag
 
2013-12-25 03:00:13 PM  

Gosling: Twitch Boy: Yeeeup.  Vince is straight trolling the Teaderpers.

For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress.  He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.

zebcoltersneeze.jpg

I think he ought to blame the part where they said they were willing to spend $50 million on the election. Voters may be aware that elections get bought, but when you straight-up tell them in advance that you intend to buy the election, they have a way of telling you where you can go stick your money.


Unless you're Rick Scott in FL who spent $100 million to buy the governorship. It was well publicized how much he was spending during the election. Lord, we have some dimwits down here.

Wait a minute, this is a wrasslin thread. It amazes me how far Sandow has been buried that he is now having to job during joke feuds. Henry has made his fame and money and just don't give a fark.
 
2013-12-25 03:03:29 PM  

WippitGuud: Just be glad Bad Santa wasn't Randy Orton.

I'd hate to think what's in his bag...


I'm just glad bad Santa wasn't King.
 
2013-12-25 03:09:19 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


First of all, who started the war on christmas?  These debates on "issues" of Christmas - EVERYONE OF THEM have been started be right-wingers.  So, go calm down your right wing friends and leave the rest of us alone.
 
2013-12-25 03:19:50 PM  

HeartBurnKid: EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.

Othello was always played by a white man in Shakespeare's time.  He didn't have any black guys in his theater company.

/also, all the female parts were dudes in drag


So, the white guy pretended to be a black guy - got it.
 
2013-12-25 03:25:30 PM  

PaulRB: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

First of all, who started the war on christmas?  These debates on "issues" of Christmas - EVERYONE OF THEM have been started be right-wingers.  So, go calm down your right wing friends and leave the rest of us alone.


Really? I just mentioned this in another thread.

"Slightly off topic but I'm guessing the eventual "JC Penney assists Blake Shelton with Career Suicide" thread will be loads of fun.
/He bit the hand that feeds him to the hillbilly bone."

The guys with Ellen as a spokesperson are right-wingers?

Sometimes, taking offense is starting something. Sometimes' it's not.
 
2013-12-25 03:39:45 PM  

HeartBurnKid: I love WWE's Christmas episodes.  They're always so delightfully absurd.

I thought last year's (which centered around Alberto Del Rio "accidentally" hitting Santa with his limo) was better, though.


FOR SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-12-25 03:41:11 PM  
The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.
 
2013-12-25 03:47:47 PM  

PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.


Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.
 
2013-12-25 03:48:17 PM  
Isn't Damien Sandow of Lebanese descent?

So, isn't this really Black Santa versus Middle Eastern Santa?
 
2013-12-25 04:00:02 PM  

Outshined_One: Isn't Damien Sandow of Lebanese descent?

So, isn't this really Black Santa versus Middle Eastern Santa?


Winner gets to move to the North Pole and hang out with Pitbull.
 
2013-12-25 04:17:36 PM  
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..." "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-25 04:19:28 PM  
Black History Month just got more fun.
 
2013-12-25 04:23:13 PM  

ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!


No one invited you.
 
2013-12-25 04:31:27 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Actually, Saint Nicholas was Greek, so unlike Jesus, he was actually white.
 
2013-12-25 04:42:47 PM  

strathmeyer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Actually, Saint Nicholas was Greek, so unlike Jesus, he was actually white.


Actually actually, the area he was from is now Turkey. And while Turkish people technically are white, they don't really have the pale-skinned, rosy-cheeked look we typically associate with Santa.

/not to mention, dude was pretty thin in contemporary depictions.
 
2013-12-25 04:58:23 PM  
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ratings.
 
2013-12-25 04:58:41 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: HeartBurnKid: EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.

Othello was always played by a white man in Shakespeare's time.  He didn't have any black guys in his theater company.

/also, all the female parts were dudes in drag

So, the white guy pretended to be a black guy - got it.


Oddly enough, I know there are some shakespeare fans in the WWE fan group. Way back, Picard did a reverse Othello. They still do the show sometimes today (and I believe he has reprised it):

Link

As for the good/bad Santa, WWE is smart, they know their audience doesn't care about race, they only care for who they..YOU WILL CHEER FOR JOHN CENA DAMMIT, CHEER FOR JOHN CENA!
 
2013-12-25 05:42:19 PM  
We get it, he's... Santa?
 
2013-12-25 05:48:15 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-12-25 05:51:42 PM  
fWc thread on Jesusmas?

/armbar
 
2013-12-25 06:00:44 PM  
fWc thread from Jezebel?  and it's NOT a rant about the divas?  it MUST be christmas... sheesh.
 
2013-12-25 06:01:13 PM  
100! 100 posts!
 
2013-12-25 06:01:49 PM  

cynicalminion: fWc thread from Jezebel?  and it's NOT a rant about the divas?  it MUST be christmas... sheesh.


hundreddollarman: 100! 100 posts!


Damn it.

/BOTCH
 
2013-12-25 06:21:26 PM  
Parents of white children say he's white, parents of black children say he's black... parents of mentally challenged children say...

oh fark that it's christmas, I'll go to hell another day :D
 
2013-12-25 06:39:10 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.


I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?
 
2013-12-25 07:07:56 PM  
ARMBAR!!
 
2013-12-25 07:49:12 PM  

clancifer: Spad31: clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?

Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.

Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?


We'll he does sound rather informed.
 
2013-12-25 07:54:54 PM  

cynicalminion: fWc thread from Jezebel?  and it's NOT a rant about the divas?  it MUST be christmas... sheesh.


Has your mind been blown yet?!

/just finished a session of WWE 2k14, so I'm getting a kick...
//Taker in Defeat the Streak can EABOD
///how do you kick out of 3 GTS's?
 
2013-12-25 08:17:52 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?


You're supposed to wait until the 1003rd post in this thread to do the surprise ShiningWizard.
 
2013-12-25 09:02:18 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?

You're supposed to wait until the 1003rd post in this thread to do the surprise ShiningWizard.


BAM!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ShiningWizard
 
2013-12-25 09:33:44 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?


walk through her because you don't notice people under 4' 6" in height?

Do you need help finding your parents?
 
2013-12-25 09:45:36 PM  
Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker
 
2013-12-25 09:53:36 PM  
ARMBAR!
 
2013-12-25 10:15:14 PM  

Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker


Who the fark is this guy?

well in that case...

:: obligatory welcome chairshot! ::
 
2013-12-25 10:18:35 PM  

Dougie AXP: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Who the fark is this guy?

well in that case...

:: obligatory welcome chairshot! ::


Pfft. *This* guy. Oh shi--

::chairshot to face::

...this...guy...
 
2013-12-25 10:48:18 PM  
scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-12-25 10:49:13 PM  

Noah_Tall: Saint Nicholas was Turkish.  So Santa should be tanned.  I can accept the rosy cheeks and cherry nose though.  After all he has lived at the North Pole for close to a thousand years.  Cold will do that.


He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Santa. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
 
2013-12-25 10:50:55 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Makes about much sense as a white Othello.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-12-25 10:57:29 PM  
So.....last East Coast Santa Standing?
 
2013-12-25 11:06:10 PM  

Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker


Welcome! (chairshot)
 
2013-12-25 11:08:17 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: traylor: I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.

Well she would have to be a redhead, spluh!

No one invited you.

I know that. But it's like you're just walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business then next thing you know BAM... ShiningWizard!

What do?

walk through her because you don't notice people under 4' 6" in height?

Do you need help finding your parents?


Hey I'm every bit of 5 feet even darnnit!
 
2013-12-25 11:46:18 PM  

hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)


*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*
 
2013-12-25 11:50:37 PM  
Fox news is based on reality while wrestling is not, DUH!
 
2013-12-25 11:53:35 PM  
Straight up theft of our Saturnalia by those damned xians.
 
2013-12-25 11:55:58 PM  

Alleyoop: Fox news Wrestling is based on reality while wrestling Fox News is not, DUH!


FTFY.
 
2013-12-25 11:59:46 PM  

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Angry defensive boys get coal and switches for Christmas!
 
2013-12-26 12:01:45 AM  

MagSeven: bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?

No, its Santa Cara.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Thing I couldn't stomach about living near Santa Cara is all the damn botches

 Black Santas.

FTFY
 
2013-12-26 12:04:31 AM  

berylman: clancifer: Spad31:Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.
Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?

Outside of Hellraiser, archaic slang for phenylketonuria sufferers, Bill O', and Spad31 the term pinhead is just not used.  I'm not going to draw conclusions or judge though.


YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY, EVEN ON CHRISTMAS!
 
2013-12-26 12:07:59 AM  
fc05.deviantart.net

SO I FOUND THIS

/Tenor Reaper AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
 
2013-12-26 12:28:44 AM  

Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker


Holiday entertainment.
 
2013-12-26 12:35:03 AM  

Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*


Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"
 
2013-12-26 02:05:13 AM  

Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"


D...Did you just shiat on him?
 
2013-12-26 02:10:09 AM  
wrestling fans, the original bronies.
 
2013-12-26 02:15:42 AM  

Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?


Usually you have to pay extra for that, Cotton.
 
2013-12-26 02:17:38 AM  

Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?


img.fark.net
"was that wrong?  should i not have done that?"
 
2013-12-26 03:33:30 AM  
*comes to slowly, wondering where the strange chair-shaped dent in my head came from*

*counts to 10*

1-2-3-potato-5-12-flugelbarger-pi-9-10.  Good.  Everything is normal.

*rolls out of the ring, stumbles over to pick up belongings*

Hm.  This feels heavier than it ought to.

*looks inside*

Uhhh.....I think I'm gonna need a new gym bag. And socks.  And shoes. And wallet. And damn....I *liked* that Misfits t-shirt.

*shakes tiny fist*


Vorrall!  Defiler of old punk band shirts!  Vengeance shall be mine!

....soon....
 
2013-12-26 03:51:51 AM  

Mztlplx: *comes to slowly, wondering where the strange chair-shaped dent in my head came from*

*counts to 10*

1-2-3-potato-5-12-flugelbarger-pi-9-10.  Good.  Everything is normal.

*rolls out of the ring, stumbles over to pick up belongings*

Hm.  This feels heavier than it ought to.

*looks inside*

Uhhh.....I think I'm gonna need a new gym bag. And socks.  And shoes. And wallet. And damn....I *liked* that Misfits t-shirt.

*shakes tiny fist*

Vorrall!  Defiler of old punk band shirts!  Vengeance shall be mine!

....soon....


woohoo!  newcomer brings the heat is called out!  for those of you who missed it, the footage is available on the downloadable fWc APPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPAPP
 
2013-12-26 04:38:37 AM  

stonelotus: wrestling fans, the original bronies.


Wrestling is as American as apple pie! If you don't like it, you can take your black Santa and go back to Russia, comrade!
/spits on cement.
 
2013-12-26 08:53:41 AM  

wellreadneck: PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.

Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.


You mean this arrangement? Including the lines "holy infant so tender and mild" and "Christ the saviour is born"?
I don't get it.
 
2013-12-26 09:01:05 AM  

hundreddollarman: Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?

Usually you have to pay extra for that, Cotton.


This entire exchange get the...

yetanotheratheist.com

lulz
 
2013-12-26 10:15:08 AM  

cynicalminion: Owangotang: Vorral: Mztlplx: hundreddollarman: Vorral: Is heel Dougie going to do a face turn in enough time for Royal Rumble? Will ShiningWizard finally say yes and make this the bestest fWc Christmas miracle ever? Will nathanjr jump in and ruin the whole thing in the ever-continuing "I Got Your Back Tour"? WHERE IS KARATE EXPLOSION?!

All these things will be answered, and more, when RAW hits on Monday night!

/long time lurker

Welcome! (chairshot)

*atempts chairshot*

*botches, bounces chair off top rope and chairshots self on the rebound*

*hits canvas like a sack of soggy cement*

Welcome, Vorral.

*oww*

Lemme help you u--uh oh...

*trips over chair, suddenly Orton out of nowhere!*

"My Gawd, King, he's killed him! He's damn well killed him!"

D...Did you just shiat on him?


"was that wrong?  should i not have done that?"


You owe me one new phone, sir.
 
2013-12-26 12:48:38 PM  

Dansker: wellreadneck: PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.

Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.

You mean this arrangement? Including the lines "holy infant so tender and mild" and "Christ the saviour is born"?
I don't get it.


That's not what's currently airing on the tv spots.
I noticed and even submitted a Facebook link.https://www.facebook.com/jcp?v=app_4949752878&filter=2

The tv version skips over those lines.
http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/86885/JCPenney-and-USO -Commercial-2013-present.aspx
 
2013-12-26 02:21:54 PM  

MagSeven: I guess in the WWE Chris Benoit would be The Grither.
/Don't say his name!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 299x234]


Great episode!

/It wasn't Santa Claus!
 
2013-12-26 02:47:05 PM  
Just Representing the nPo trying to keep SW from getting another cheap LMS......
 
2013-12-26 03:47:25 PM  
trashfilmguru.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-26 04:57:55 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Just Representing the nPo trying to keep SW from getting another cheap LMS......


SPOILER ALERT: It won't be Wiz. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE!

Last
Man
Santa
 
2013-12-26 05:14:46 PM  
Last Potato Standing....no wait...

*shakes head*

Long Pepper Steak!

Hang on, I'll get it....

*scratches head....think...think...think...wonders what that clanking noise is*

Liquor? Me? Sure!

Close enough.

/LMS
 
2013-12-26 05:21:30 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Just Representing the nPo trying to keep SW from getting another cheap LMS......


i1263.photobucket.com

SW knows it will be clintster too, lulz
 
2013-12-26 06:13:27 PM  

MagSeven: stonelotus: wrestling fans, the original bronies.

Wrestling is as American as apple pie! If you don't like it, you can take your black Santa and go back to Russia, comrade!
/spits on cement.


pro wrestling is about as american as pomme frites, tacos, and sushi.
 
2013-12-26 06:27:40 PM  

wellreadneck: Dansker: wellreadneck: PaulRB: The skin color of Santa and Jesus debate was started by a Fox host (Megyn Kelly I believe?) - remember, that one?   That's what I'm talking about.  Not sure what you're saying here but I will check out that other thread.

Not a thread, yet. Penny's had the CMA Artist of the Year sing Silent Night in a fundraisng  campaign for the USO. They arranged the song in such a way as to remove any mention of Christ. Come on, they had to be trolling.

You mean this arrangement? Including the lines "holy infant so tender and mild" and "Christ the saviour is born"?
I don't get it.

That's not what's currently airing on the tv spots.
I noticed and even submitted a Facebook link.https://www.facebook.com/jcp?v=app_4949752878&filter=2

The tv version skips over those lines.
http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/86885/JCPenney-and-USO -Commercial-2013-present.aspx


Right, because it's a 30 second spot, so they cut it down to the first and last lines of the first verse, still including "holy night" and "heavenly peace". If that's supposed to be "trolling Christians", I know some jcpenney marketing critters, who need to hang out on the pol tab for a week or two and learn what trolling is really about. But that really doesn't seem to be the purpose.
I think you are seeing an offensive move where there is really nothing but innocuous editing and time constraint.
 
2013-12-26 07:03:35 PM  
God you are a bunch of farking idiots
 
2013-12-26 08:16:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: God you are a bunch of farking idiots


Strange.  That's what my daughter says about me. And the voices in my head.

/LMS
 
2013-12-26 08:18:44 PM  

Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: God you are a bunch of farking idiots

Strange.  That's what my daughter says about me. And the voices in my head.

/LMS



Do they counsel you to shiat in bags? Do they talk to you?

/TALK TO YOUUUUUU?
 
2013-12-26 09:07:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Xanta Klaus says "Ho ho hold on a minute playa!"

LMS
 
2013-12-26 09:15:44 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOORING
 
2013-12-26 09:17:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 10:03:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: God you are a bunch of farking idiots

Strange.  That's what my daughter says about me. And the voices in my head.

/LMS


Do they counsel you to shiat in bags? Do they talk to you?

/TALK TO YOUUUUUU?


Most of them are fine. Except #28...she mostly yells a lot in what I think is Mandarin.

* 閉嘴,你這個白痴!去拉屎在一個袋子! *

See what I mean? No idea.

/I'm housebroken
//LMS
 
2013-12-26 10:16:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 10:35:11 PM  
Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport
 
2013-12-26 10:42:46 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport


YEAH!

TNA IMPACT IS ON!!!
 
2013-12-26 11:11:55 PM  
happy boxing day, fwc...

who's awesome?
img.fark.net
YOU'RE AWESOME!!
 
2013-12-26 11:13:45 PM  

cynicalminion: happy boxing day, fwc...

who's awesome?
[img.fark.net image 251x285]
YOU'RE AWESOME!!


Boxing Day always ends badly for Bart Gunn.
 
2013-12-26 11:15:40 PM  
I'd like to box her day if you know what I mean....

andithinkthatyoudo
 
2013-12-26 11:15:55 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport


Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....
 
2013-12-26 11:23:34 PM  

Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....


you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.
 
2013-12-26 11:25:10 PM  

Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.


Thank you for pointing that out.
 
2013-12-26 11:27:06 PM  

Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.


Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*
 
2013-12-26 11:30:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: happy boxing day, fwc...

who's awesome?
[img.fark.net image 251x285]
YOU'RE AWESOME!!

Boxing Day always ends badly for Bart Gunn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nio4JD7ikME

i can always hope she'll be back...
 
2013-12-26 11:30:29 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*


Do your parents know you're up after bed time and posting on the internet?

I think you should go tell them so they can tuck you back in.
 
2013-12-26 11:31:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.


turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft
 
2013-12-26 11:33:09 PM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft


much like your sexuality.
 
2013-12-26 11:35:19 PM  

Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*

Do your parents know you're up after bed time and posting on the internet?

I think you should go tell them so they can tuck you back in.


What I wouldn't give for that to be possible.

But I have tomorrow off anyway so I DO WHAT I WANT! lulz
 
2013-12-26 11:35:56 PM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*

Do your parents know you're up after bed time and posting on the internet?

I think you should go tell them so they can tuck you back in.

What I wouldn't give for that to be possible.

But I have tomorrow off anyway so I DO WHAT I WANT! lulz


Seriously, adults are speaking.
 
2013-12-26 11:37:20 PM  

Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft

much like your sexuality.


uh, no, at this point in the game i'm not going straight, sorry.
 
2013-12-26 11:38:20 PM  

Turn Left?



1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-26 11:40:19 PM  

cynicalminion: Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft

much like your sexuality.

uh, no, at this point in the game i'm not going straight, sorry.


yes, I know. hence all the left turns.

:: insert Red Foreman "Dumbass.mp3" file ::
 
2013-12-26 11:43:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 11:45:15 PM  

Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: Dougie AXP: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'.

Thank you for pointing that out.

turnleftturnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnleft turnlef t turnleft turnleft turnleft

much like your sexuality.

uh, no, at this point in the game i'm not going straight, sorry.

yes, I know. hence all the left turns.

:: insert Red Foreman "Dumbass.mp3" file ::


:: insert img.fark.netfile::
 
2013-12-26 11:48:23 PM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]

[img.fark.net image 431x570]


What, is that Captain Jack?

You might enjoy Matt Smith's appearance in the BBC Movie Christopher and his Kind.

If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor buggering someone, that's your chance.
 
2013-12-26 11:54:00 PM  
That blonde kinda cute

and much taller than that little kid who runs around here pretending to be a farking pony.
 
2013-12-26 11:54:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]

[img.fark.net image 431x570]

What, is that Captain Jack?

You might enjoy Matt Smith's appearance in the BBC Movie Christopher and his Kind.

If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor buggering someone,


now that you've mentioned it.  caligula as doctor.  rory and amy pond.  DO NOT WANT.
this is nice though:
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-26 11:58:29 PM  

cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: cynicalminion: FirstNationalBastard: Turn Left?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x474]

[img.fark.net image 431x570]

What, is that Captain Jack?

You might enjoy Matt Smith's appearance in the BBC Movie Christopher and his Kind.

If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor buggering someone,

now that you've mentioned it.  caligula as doctor.  rory and amy pond.  DO NOT WANT.
this is nice though:
[img.fark.net image 500x667]


Amy Pond made me hate redheads.
 
2013-12-26 11:58:43 PM  
Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker.

I'd rather you assholes talk about wrasslin' over Doctor Pud Pulling Who
 
2013-12-27 12:04:30 AM  

Dougie AXP: Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker.

I'd rather you assholes talk about wrasslin' over Doctor Pud Pulling Who


img.photobucket.com

tardisarchives.files.wordpress.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-27 12:10:58 AM  

ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*


Yup. I get the same kickback from FL for mentioning Daytona, Homestead and Sebring.
 
2013-12-27 12:19:22 AM  

Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: Dougie AXP: Jesus Christ, will you rubes go watch a real sport

Hockey's on tomorrow. Happy now?

And about 7 weeks to Daytona. Testing next month.

Baka....

you....you think NASCAR is real? Shiat, it's more scripted than Wrasslin'...I said a REAL sport you 'tard.

/at least you got hockey right.

Yeah! Everyone knows the only real racing is Indycar!**

*as an Indiana resident, SW is paid a small stipend whenever she promotes Indycar online. Carry on*

Yup. I get the same kickback from FL for mentioning Daytona, Homestead and Sebring.


you guys are such rubes
 
2013-12-27 12:19:55 AM  
i750.photobucket.com

Right turns at Daytona are....unpleasant.

/ka-ching!
 
2013-12-27 12:22:45 AM  
i750.photobucket.com

There's even wrestling!
 
2013-12-27 12:25:03 AM  

Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!


Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.
 
2013-12-27 12:26:13 AM  
NASCAR IS FAKE!

INDY IS FAKE-ER
 
2013-12-27 12:27:52 AM  

Dougie AXP: NASCAR IS FAKE!

INDY IS FAKE-ER


F1 is just a parade on fast forward.
 
2013-12-27 12:28:25 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.


Yeah, I wish they'd let the Busch boys stop taking their happy pills. They're more fun angry.

/polite Kurt Busch is boring
 
2013-12-27 12:29:06 AM  

Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.

Yeah, I wish they'd let the Busch boys stop taking their happy pills. They're more fun angry.

/polite Kurt Busch is boring


Kyle Busch is a bigger pussy then Jeff Gordon.
 
2013-12-27 12:30:27 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: NASCAR IS FAKE!

INDY IS FAKE-ER

F1 is just a parade on fast forward.


At least when Michael Schumacher ruled the world, they let Kimi Raikkonen win every do often.
 
2013-12-27 12:31:30 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-27 12:32:54 AM  

Dougie AXP: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Mztlplx: [i750.photobucket.com image 550x382]

There's even wrestling!

Sure, back in the good old days.

Now, it would be limp wristed slap fighting that would make Melina vs Alicia Fox look like the greatest match of all time.

Yeah, I wish they'd let the Busch boys stop taking their happy pills. They're more fun angry.

/polite Kurt Busch is boring

Kyle Busch is a bigger pussy then Jeff Gordon.


if jeff gordon's a pussy, he MIGHT make me straight...
 
2013-12-27 12:35:29 AM  
Oh...Dougie? I am a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. Yep...Hockey. in Florida. Among people who think winter weather is when the temp drops under 60.

Lord Stanley needs a tan! Again!
 
2013-12-27 12:38:28 AM  
I agree with George Carlin, who believed Hockey would be a much more fun and time consuming outing if it were broken down into its three basic components... ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shiat out of one another.
 
2013-12-27 12:44:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I agree with George Carlin, who believed Hockey would be a much more fun and time consuming outing if it were broken down into its three basic components... ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shiat out of one another.


I always thought basketball would be much more interesting if they played on ice.

Sticks optional.
 
2013-12-27 12:48:08 AM  

Mztlplx: Oh...Dougie? I am a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. Yep...Hockey. in Florida. Among people who think winter weather is when the temp drops under 60.

Lord Stanley needs a tan! Again!


DON'T POKE BADGERS WITH STICKS!!!
It's an OOOoooorton, oh, it's an orton...
 
2013-12-27 12:52:45 AM  

cynicalminion: Mztlplx: Oh...Dougie? I am a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. Yep...Hockey. in Florida. Among people who think winter weather is when the temp drops under 60.

Lord Stanley needs a tan! Again!

DON'T POKE BADGERS WITH STICKS!!!
It's an OOOoooorton, oh, it's an orton...


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ORTON GOT BAGS!
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/lather, rinse, repeat

LMS
 
2013-12-27 01:18:03 AM  
all previous information has been collated...

after "eliminating" the rest...
 
2013-12-27 01:18:59 AM  

cynicalminion: all previous information has been collated...

after "eliminating" the rest...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHGNdhft_GI
 
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