If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Jezebel)   The WWE settles the entire "Black Santa vs White Santa" debate in the most direct manner possible: in the ring. Not to spoil who won, but here's a hint: Fox News is NOT going to like this   (jezebel.com) divider line 202
    More: Amusing, Fox News, Santa Claus, WWE  
•       •       •

7362 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2013 at 12:46 PM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



202 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-12-25 09:32:03 AM
THIS IS WHAT SANTA DO!
 
2013-12-25 09:46:04 AM
Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.
 
2013-12-25 09:52:14 AM

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


Translation:

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked, somebody gon' get they peas squished.
 
2013-12-25 09:53:35 AM

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


You mad?
 
2013-12-25 09:56:09 AM

clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?


Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.
 
2013-12-25 10:03:38 AM

clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?


He mad.
 
2013-12-25 10:05:00 AM
i2.listal.com
I'm surprised they didn't have a run in.
 
2013-12-25 10:05:41 AM
Fun fact: during the First Council of Nicaea, the real Saint Nicholas punched Bishop Arius during a heated debate on the the nature of Jesus.
 
2013-12-25 10:06:09 AM
Hey, Santa?

pbs.twimg.com

Do you need a hand this holiday season?

www.pwmania.com

 No problem!

i6.photobucket.com

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-12-25 10:23:07 AM

Spad31: clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?

Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.


Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?
 
2013-12-25 10:30:15 AM
Cue Glenn Beck going nuts and two WWE wrestlers once again breaking kayfabe to explain it to him in 3...2....
 
2013-12-25 10:37:04 AM
Luchador Santa is best Santa
 
2013-12-25 10:54:47 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa


I presume that's El Sant(a)o?
 
2013-12-25 11:10:22 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?


No, its Santa Cara.
 
2013-12-25 11:26:33 AM

bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Luchador Santa is best Santa

I presume that's El Sant(a)o?

No, its Santa Cara.


i1.ytimg.com
Thing I couldn't stomach about living near Santa Cara is all the damn botches.
 
2013-12-25 11:37:06 AM

clancifer: Spad31: clancifer: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

You mad?

Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.

Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?


Not really, but clearly you are. So, what's your point?
 
2013-12-25 11:50:40 AM
SEXUAL SANTA...CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
 
2013-12-25 11:54:57 AM

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


static.nfl.com
 
2013-12-25 12:07:48 PM
WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this
 
2013-12-25 12:11:31 PM

cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this


Wow, a lot of panties already twisted in this thread and the Fark Independents haven't even shown up yet.

/popping popcorn
 
2013-12-25 12:16:02 PM
SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEAS!
 
2013-12-25 12:40:13 PM

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

Santa is dad

All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy

 
2013-12-25 12:40:47 PM

Man On A Mission: cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this

Wow, a lot of panties already twisted in this thread and the Fark Independents haven't even shown up yet.

/popping popcorn


Oh, sure, you would think that, King Mabel.

I still haven't forgiven you and Mo for what you did to Little Oscar.
 
2013-12-25 12:49:13 PM

WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.

 
2013-12-25 12:49:30 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Man On A Mission: cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this

Wow, a lot of panties already twisted in this thread and the Fark Independents haven't even shown up yet.

/popping popcorn

Oh, sure, you would think that, King Mabel.

I still haven't forgiven you and Mo for what you did to Little Oscar.


"You know and I know that you are half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do" - cman
 
2013-12-25 12:52:27 PM

Dougie AXP: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2013-12-25 12:53:22 PM

Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.


The fact that the pinheads even bring this up on Christmas, it's like they're waging a war.  Furthermore, you mad.
 
2013-12-25 12:54:57 PM

you are a puppet: Spad31: Oh, goddamn, you pinheads are stupid. A: Santa is dad in the middle of the night putting shiat under the tree. B: All the movies, and cards and whatnot show him as a fat white guy. C: Who gives a fark? Take your whiny race equality bullshiat somewhere other than Christmas. Just light the lights and make the food and share with friends and then, shut the fark up.

The fact that the pinheads even bring this up on Christmas, it's like they're waging a war.  Furthermore, you mad.


www.troll.me
 
2013-12-25 12:54:58 PM
I love WWE's Christmas episodes.  They're always so delightfully absurd.

I thought last year's (which centered around Alberto Del Rio "accidentally" hitting Santa with his limo) was better, though.
 
2013-12-25 12:55:44 PM

cman: WHY MUST WE HAVE POLITICS IN AN FWC THREAD?

Please red light this


LOL LibtardoFartbamaRepublic*ntTeabaggerLibertardiansDemocan't


F*ck.

Someone brought politics into an article last night about assault with peanut butter AND an article about blowing a duck.

I lost my sh*t.
 
2013-12-25 12:56:23 PM
Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.
 
2013-12-25 12:57:14 PM

MagSeven: [i2.listal.com image 250x359]
I'm surprised they didn't have a run in.


I'm more surprised the Christmas Monster didn't run in.

/also, why was this posted on Jezebel of all sites?
 
2013-12-25 12:57:42 PM

clancifer: Spad31:Well, not as a routine, but, at the pinheads I'm surrounded by, mildly irritated would be a good descriptor.
Isn't 'pinhead' usually a term that Bill O'Reilly uses?  You aren't a Fox News viewer, are you?


Outside of Hellraiser, archaic slang for phenylketonuria sufferers, Bill O', and Spad31 the term pinhead is just not used.  I'm not going to draw conclusions or judge though.
 
2013-12-25 12:58:18 PM

upndn: Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.


And when you mix up the letters you get Satan, who was a Hulk Hogan parody on Dragonball Z. And Hulk Hogan too is a white god.
 
2013-12-25 12:59:36 PM

Dougie AXP: WHY ISN'T THIS SHIAT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB? FARKING LARPING MARKS.


www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2013-12-25 01:02:21 PM

you are a puppet: upndn: Santa spelled backwards is Atnas, who was a white god in Greek mythology.

/end of story
//merry Christmas.

And when you mix up the letters you get Satan, who was a Hulk Hogan parody on Dragonball Z. And Hulk Hogan too is a white god.


But on Salty Bet, they both lose to Dark Donald, who is Ronald McDonald as an evil black god.
 
2013-12-25 01:03:16 PM
So, how does Santa's penis raping all the women fit into this Jezebel link?
 
2013-12-25 01:05:15 PM
Yeeeup.  Vince is straight trolling the Teaderpers.

For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress.  He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.

zebcoltersneeze.jpg
 
2013-12-25 01:06:03 PM
Good Santa was allso called Sexual Chocolate. Explain that to your kids.
 
2013-12-25 01:07:10 PM
I'm surprised 'Fox News' even likes Santa?
I mean Santa is obviously a liberal right? Handing out free stuff?
1)Basically, Santa "not Jesus" is worshiped by children on December 25th. The day Fox wants you to celebrate Jesus birthday!
2)He sneaks into peoples homes. "In clear defiance of the stand your ground laws" I mean the gun nuts could blow away Santa and get away with it!
3)He uses a naughty and nice list to determine what kids are eligible for the free toy! That's sounds like something taken straight out of Obamacare!
Does Santa seem like a conservative? He's definitely a lefty! lol
 
2013-12-25 01:07:30 PM
thebadmomsclub.com
 
2013-12-25 01:07:51 PM
Santa forgot to pay his air bill?
 
2013-12-25 01:08:50 PM

Twitch Boy: Yeeeup.  Vince is straight trolling the Teaderpers.

For those who aren't on the fWc's level, Vince McMahon is an old school Republican, and his wife Linda has made a few runs at a seat in Congress.  He blamed the Teaderp for costing her the last election, and has been trolling the hell out of them ever since.

zebcoltersneeze.jpg


I think he ought to blame the part where they said they were willing to spend $50 million on the election. Voters may be aware that elections get bought, but when you straight-up tell them in advance that you intend to buy the election, they have a way of telling you where you can go stick your money.
 
2013-12-25 01:11:25 PM
Ed:  You sure know your  boxing wrestling.

i1079.photobucket.com

Frank: All I know is never bet on the white guy.
 
2013-12-25 01:11:27 PM
I think we should all agree that Santa is really a young woman (with big boobs, of course), and start a debate on her hair color.
 
2013-12-25 01:12:13 PM
You guys forgot that Vince is also a glass closeted bisexual who lives on supplements and Billy Kidman's love.
 
2013-12-25 01:15:03 PM
The WWE seems witty and rationale compared to Fox News.
 
2013-12-25 01:17:32 PM
This was just a warm-up for his rematch with the Ultimate Warrior. :P

i17.photobucket.com

\ LOAD THE SLEIGH WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!!!
 
2013-12-25 01:17:38 PM

Molavian: So, how does Santa's penis raping all the women fit into this Jezebel link?


because boo white people yay minorities
 
2013-12-25 01:19:30 PM
LaSanta?
 
Displayed 50 of 202 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report