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(UPI)   Obama's Christmas Day message to the country wishes everyone a "happy holidays", meaning that War on Christmas has taken the White House hostage and...oh, wait, he also wished everyone a "Merry Christmas"? HE'S PROMOTING RELIGION, IMPEACH HIM   (upi.com) divider line 84
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2013-12-25 10:12:34 AM  
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"So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now, a word from my God, our sponsor."
 
2013-12-25 11:15:40 AM  
Is someone going to get him a box of crackers so he can eat them like a biatch?
 
2013-12-25 11:35:17 AM  
If your holiday requires a pat on the head and recognition and support from the government, your holiday is a failure.
 
2013-12-25 11:56:38 AM  
Big deal. Heck. Politicians would say "Heil Hitler" if they thought it would help them.
 
2013-12-25 11:57:20 AM  
Meh-ry Christmas.
 
2013-12-25 11:59:39 AM  

bunner: If your holiday requires a pat on the head and recognition and support from the government, your holiday is a failure.


If your faith is so fragile admitting that other people believe different things threatens it, you don't really have faith.
 
2013-12-25 12:36:19 PM  

ManateeGag: Is someone going to get him a box of crackers so he can eat them like a biatch he owns the place?


FTFY.

/Eating crackers like a biatch would be Marcellus Wallace.  At least according to the citizens of What.
 
2013-12-25 12:41:04 PM  
The GOP's wishes for a white Christmas go unanswered again.
 
2013-12-25 12:42:46 PM  
Let's see what bootstrappy ne'er-do-wells have to say about this "Happy Holidays" nonsense

/Happy Holidays everyone
 
2013-12-25 12:44:13 PM  
Don't tell me what kind of holidays to have. You're not the boss of me.
 
2013-12-25 12:50:16 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: The GOP's wishes for a white Christmas go unanswered again.


came for this, leaving satisfied
 
2013-12-25 12:56:19 PM  
I hope everyone had a happy Saturnalia, despoiled many willing virgins, ate much spit-roasted sacrificial Aurochs and drank until your liver became sentient.

/why yes, our religion does accept converts
 
2013-12-25 12:58:00 PM  
Mele kalikikwanzaa...
 
2013-12-25 01:02:48 PM  
Happy Boxing Day Eve, eh?
 
2013-12-25 01:03:50 PM  

offmymeds: Don't tell me what kind of holidays to have. You're not the boss of me.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-25 01:11:19 PM  
Is he trying to establish a state religion? No? Well ok then. Hold off on the impeachment then.
 
2013-12-25 01:16:58 PM  
Cracker wrappers everywhere.
 
2013-12-25 01:19:20 PM  

kidakita: Big deal. Heck. Politicians would say "Heil Hitler" if they thought it would help them.


I'm certain that parts of the GOP would welcome politicians saying that.
 
2013-12-25 01:19:38 PM  

THE LIBERAL PLANTS DID THIS.

Or...or...RINOS!!

or the Illuminati

02varvara.files.wordpress.com

blogs.e-rockford.com

big.assets.huffingtonpost.com

Oh Woes, We Are Beset and Opprest On All Sides
by The Foul Christmas-Hating Satanic Enemy
who Forces Us at Gunpoint To Say Happy Holidays.

...whimper...

 
2013-12-25 01:19:51 PM  

ManateeGag: Is someone going to get him a box of crackers so he can eat them like a biatch?


Yeah, really.  How dare he eat crackers.  Who does he think he is, the President?  And how dare he do things that President George W. Bush did.  The nerve of him, trying to make President Bush look stupid.  Or smart.
 
2013-12-25 01:21:29 PM  

kidakita: Big deal. Heck. Politicians would say "Heil Hitler" if they thought it would help them.


Yea, and he's going to need all the help he can get if he wants to be reelected.
 
2013-12-25 01:25:23 PM  
As a Buddhist, and an American, I appreciate that it's not assumed automatically that I celebrate Christmas. I do appreciate the season, so Season's Greeting, y'all...
 
2013-12-25 01:25:29 PM  
can we not
 
2013-12-25 01:30:44 PM  
They think that Christmas has something to do with religion? How adorable.
 
2013-12-25 01:32:37 PM  
here ya go, Mr President, a box 'o' crackers

juliasmexicocity.typepad.com
/these were my faves when I was a kid
 
2013-12-25 01:34:40 PM  
Glædelig jul, allesammen!
And pax vobiscum.
 
2013-12-25 01:34:56 PM  
Slightly off topic but I'm i

Kittypie070: THE LIBERAL PLANTS DID THIS.

Or...or...RINOS!!

or the Illuminati

[02varvara.files.wordpress.com image 800x480]

[blogs.e-rockford.com image 550x438]

[big.assets.huffingtonpost.com image 421x235]

Oh Woes, We Are Beset and Opprest On All Sides
by The Foul Christmas-Hating Satanic Enemy
who Forces Us at Gunpoint To Say Happy Holidays.

...whimper...


Slightly off topic but I'm guessing the eventual "JC Penney assists Blake Shelton with Career Suicide" thread will be loads of fun.

/He bit the hand that feeds him to the hillbilly bone.
 
2013-12-25 01:45:19 PM  
Well, when I found the bottom-most Happy Holidays from Fox News pic yesterday,
that kinda put paid to Bill'O the Pinhead's WAAAHHHRR on Christmas.

How does Bill'O NOT know about that??

What is the matter with these people?

Do they not understand that they're undermining their own message,
apparently deliberately, in ways unnoticed by their fandom?
 
2013-12-25 01:50:15 PM  
Fun thing about Christmas is that you can go out to the places that are open and see Jews, Muslims, and Atheists all eating and having fun together.
 
2013-12-25 01:55:26 PM  
Christmas isn't even a religious holiday anymore, at least not around this part of the country.  I've never considered it a religious holiday.  What does Santa and reindeer have to do with religion?  Nothing.  Sorry Christians, you lost Christmas by trying to impose it on everyone.  It's been assimilated into the mainstream secular society.  You don't see the Jews trying to impose their holidays on everyone?  And thus they remain actual religious holidays.

You should probably start over and create a new holiday to celebrate Jesus' birthday.  And this time, try to get the actual date right.
 
2013-12-25 01:55:57 PM  

King Something: Happy Boxing Day Eve, eh?


Is that the one where you punch the person that got you socks and undies for christmas?
 
2013-12-25 01:57:31 PM  

EngineerAU: Fun thing about Christmas is that you can go out to the places that are open and see Jews, Muslims, and Atheists all eating and having fun together.


Speaking of, I'm full of kung pao and hot and sour soup. Should I go out and watch Anchorman 2? I want this to be a traditional Christmas.
 
2013-12-25 02:03:33 PM  
mmmmm, hot-sour soup.
 
2013-12-25 02:11:45 PM  

Bloody William: EngineerAU: Fun thing about Christmas is that you can go out to the places that are open and see Jews, Muslims, and Atheists all eating and having fun together.

Speaking of, I'm full of kung pao and hot and sour soup. Should I go out and watch Anchorman 2? I want this to be a traditional Christmas.


Try the duck.  It's smiling at you.
 
2013-12-25 02:18:22 PM  

Kittypie070: THE LIBERAL PLANTS DID THIS.

Or...or...RINOS!!

or the Illuminati







Oh Woes, We Are Beset and Opprest On All Sides
by The Foul Christmas-Hating Satanic Enemy
who Forces Us at Gunpoint To Say Happy Holidays.

...whimper...


Happy Kitty Wrapping Paper Day
 
2013-12-25 02:18:33 PM  

Cosmic_Music: I hope everyone had a happy Saturnalia, despoiled many willing virgins, ate much spit-roasted sacrificial Aurochs and drank until your liver became sentient.

/why yes, our religion does accept converts


where do I sign up?  Is there a registrar in the audience?
 
2013-12-25 02:18:48 PM  
"Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays"? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?
 
2013-12-25 02:21:24 PM  

hubiestubert: As a Buddhist, and an American, I appreciate that it's not assumed automatically that I celebrate Christmas. I do appreciate the season, so Season's Greeting, y'all...


to be honest, I was a little surprised when I walked into our local, stereotypical convenient store and was wished a merry christmas this morning.

/gave me a pack of cigarettes
//hates the holiday season with a deep, undying passion, especially because, despite holing up in my home & watching only netflix, I get christmas carols stuck in my head
 
2013-12-25 02:21:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Happy Kitty Wrapping Paper Day


This may be the most accurate description of Christmas I have seen yet.
 
2013-12-25 02:28:49 PM  
*hysterically crinkles wrapping paper*
 
2013-12-25 02:29:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-25 03:02:34 PM  

Kittypie070: here ya go, Mr President, a box 'o' crackers

[juliasmexicocity.typepad.com image 303x430]
/these were my faves when I was a kid


They still make them.
 
2013-12-25 03:23:36 PM  

theknuckler_33: Kittypie070: here ya go, Mr President, a box 'o' crackers

[juliasmexicocity.typepad.com image 303x430]
/these were my faves when I was a kid

They still make them.


They sure do. :)
 
2013-12-25 03:31:23 PM  

Kittypie070: theknuckler_33: Kittypie070: here ya go, Mr President, a box 'o' crackers

[juliasmexicocity.typepad.com image 303x430]
/these were my faves when I was a kid

They still make them.

They sure do. :)


And they're fantastic when topped with smoked Gouda.
 
2013-12-25 03:34:06 PM  
This is a clear support for the people of the Pastafarian faith. Happy Holiday, may your pasta be plentiful and yummy.
 
2013-12-25 03:35:44 PM  

Snubnose: [i.imgur.com image 400x395]


I am in just a silly enough mood that this made me LMAO.
 
2013-12-25 03:41:51 PM  
isleofran.com
 
2013-12-25 03:44:31 PM  

MustangFive: Kittypie070: theknuckler_33: Kittypie070: here ya go, Mr President, a box 'o' crackers

[juliasmexicocity.typepad.com image 303x430]
/these were my faves when I was a kid

They still make them.

They sure do. :)

And they're fantastic when topped with smoked Gouda.


To be fair, everything is fantastic when topped with smoked Gouda.
 
2013-12-25 03:48:35 PM  
A bit off topic, but not exactly, so...

Quie2be, plz press the play button :)

Jewel in the Night

By Chris Hadfield, Astronaut, Canadian Space Agency

So bright,
Jewel in the Night,
There in my window below.

So bright,
Dark as the night,
with all of our cities aglow.

It's long been our way,
To honor this day,
And offer goodwill to men.

And though,
Where ever we go,
It's come round to Christmas again.

So far,
Shines ever star,
There without limit to see.

So grand,
Faraway land,
Beckoning, calling to me.

And let it be shown,
Wherever we go,
In all of the wonders above.

With all that we bring,
There's no finer thing,
Than this message, this promise of love.

Love for the families that gather below,
Love for the stranger that you'll never know,
For those who are with you,
who wander above.

So bright,
Jewel in the Night,
There lies the cradle we knew.

Home of,
All that we love,
And all of our memories too.

It shall be our way to wander away,
to take with us all that we know,

And never cease,
This message of peace,
From Bethlehem so long ago.


Hyvää Joulua, y'all.
 
2013-12-25 03:56:14 PM  
www.chicagonow.com
 
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