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(Yahoo)   This may be a Christmas miracle   (music.yahoo.com) divider line 38
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4827 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Dec 2013 at 10:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-25 08:52:26 AM  
 
2013-12-25 10:51:43 AM  
Firefly is being renewed?.... Oh..... Well that's okay too.
 
2013-12-25 10:56:45 AM  
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2013-12-25 11:04:03 AM  
Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?
 
2013-12-25 11:06:44 AM  
While not a follower of this particular cultural phenom, I'll guess the following scenario is in play.

Bieber has made tons of cash as a kid entertainer.  At the age of nineteen, he now needs to transition into a young adult entertainer role.  Nothing so far has helped this transition for Bieber.  His high level of douchiness has made the transition next to impossible.  Choices:  quit entirely or retire for a short time while the star makers retool the apparatus and bring him back in a year or two as a new thing for young adults.  There is too much money involved not to at least try to bring him back (with attenuated douchiness).

I don't think the star makers will be able to keep his stupid ass out of entertainment media long enough to make this idea successful but who knows.
 
2013-12-25 11:07:39 AM  
Could he take Miley Cyrus with him?
 
2013-12-25 11:09:16 AM  

mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?


Acting?
/shoots self in face
 
2013-12-25 11:09:42 AM  
Beiber announcing retirement is like a teen announcing that they are closing their FB account in anger.  They'll be back.  So will he.

My money says he got this 'idea' while watching Space Jam on Netflix.
 
2013-12-25 11:11:13 AM  

Trocadero: mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?

Acting?
/shoots self in face


One can hope.
 
2013-12-25 11:13:41 AM  
Oboy! Get your tickets now for his Farewell Tour, Vol 1.
 
2013-12-25 11:20:14 AM  
It's a Festivus miracle!
 
2013-12-25 11:26:39 AM  

mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?


What else is he going to do with his life?  Are you kidding me?  The kids got more money than god and has his pick of any under 25 woman he wants.  He doesn't have to do a goddamned thing and he'll be happy as crap doing it.
 
2013-12-25 11:27:56 AM  
It's not a miracle, he's just attention whoring.
 
2013-12-25 11:31:48 AM  
My money is that he records a song for the soundtrack of the upcoming TMNT movie, fades into obscurity, then turns up as a realtor in 20 years.
 
2013-12-25 11:40:06 AM  

Trocadero: mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?

Acting?
/shoots self in face


he could open a Vegas show just like that other Canadian terror
 
2013-12-25 11:42:17 AM  
Am I the only one that thought it was a purposeful play on words? He said he was "retiring", as in going to bed for the night. He purposefully worded it that way to get exactly this reaction.
 
2013-12-25 11:44:58 AM  
That would have been a big deal last year.
 
2013-12-25 11:50:40 AM  
Wow, the new Yahoo! is really fugly.
 
2013-12-25 11:53:20 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: My money is that he records a song for the soundtrack of the upcoming TMNT movie, fades into obscurity, then turns up as a realtor in 20 years.


That's so crazy, it just might work! *smirk*
 
2013-12-25 12:36:10 PM  

mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?


Reveal himself as the Anti-Christ and descend on Washington with his loyal army of Bielibers?
 
2013-12-25 12:37:36 PM  
Maybe he'll retire to a quiet life of philanthropy and give up his addiction to public attention.
 
2013-12-25 12:54:59 PM  

sirrerun: Wow, the new Yahoo! is really fugly.


And doesn't load properly on my borrowed-computer-Safari.  It's a real mess.

mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?


With his considerable knowledge of music, I imagine he will turn to conducting.  Or maybe he'll just appear on reality TV?  It's hard to say which.
 
2013-12-25 01:07:59 PM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: LowbrowDeluxe: My money is that he records a song for the soundtrack of the upcoming TMNT movie, fades into obscurity, then turns up as a realtor in 20 years.

That's so crazy, it just might work! *smirk*


Well, part of his role dealing in real estate is handling issues, like if there is a problem yo he'll solve it.
 
2013-12-25 01:22:02 PM  

thunderchunk jones: Premeditated_Road_Rage: LowbrowDeluxe: My money is that he records a song for the soundtrack of the upcoming TMNT movie, fades into obscurity, then turns up as a realtor in 20 years.

That's so crazy, it just might work! *smirk*

Well, part of his role dealing in real estate is handling issues, like if there is a problem yo he'll solve it.


Hopefully, he can handle issues between the foremen and workers as far as them working as a team.  Otherwise, his show will be punctuated with breaks where he has to make them stop, collaboreate, and listen.
 
2013-12-25 01:23:57 PM  
I don't care whether or not Justin Bieber makes music or whatever it is that he does.  I would rather not hear about him quite so much, but I can avoid most of that, too.

He does seem like a bit of an asshole, though.
 
2013-12-25 01:26:17 PM  
Maybe his voice is finally changing...I listened to 1 of his songs for the 1st. time last week not knowing who the singer was ...Thought it was a girl..
 
2013-12-25 01:44:26 PM  
You for a guy who really came from humble beginnings, and made it to where he is with drive and determination, he really turned into one of 3-4 "entertainers" that I would not be upset at all if they lost the "talent" that they had..
 
2013-12-25 01:44:44 PM  
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2013-12-25 02:17:51 PM  
I'm shocked he'd say something like that at the same time he has a movie in theaters.
 
2013-12-25 02:20:42 PM  
If I were him, I'd start a new religion.
 
mhd
2013-12-25 03:03:20 PM  

Wolf892: So he is doing a name change and will debute himself as J-Biggs the next white rapper.


A Ziggy Stardust move? Sounds plausible.

/Or he just forgot "...for the evening, Jeeves."
//Or Best. Blackmailer. Ever.
 
2013-12-25 03:22:23 PM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: thunderchunk jones: Premeditated_Road_Rage: LowbrowDeluxe: My money is that he records a song for the soundtrack of the upcoming TMNT movie, fades into obscurity, then turns up as a realtor in 20 years.

That's so crazy, it just might work! *smirk*

Well, part of his role dealing in real estate is handling issues, like if there is a problem yo he'll solve it.

Hopefully, he can handle issues between the foremen and workers as far as them working as a team.  Otherwise, his show will be punctuated with breaks where he has to make them stop, collaboreate, and listen.


I didnt care for the first few properties he showed me but he said I've got some other places to show you. Yo - so we continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
 
2013-12-25 03:32:57 PM  
cache.blippitt.com
 
2013-12-25 04:36:25 PM  
Sweet, I finally got my first greenlight. It really is a Christmas/Festuvus Miracle.
 
2013-12-25 06:27:54 PM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: Beiber announcing retirement is like a teen announcing that they are closing their FB account in anger.  They'll be back.  So will he.

My money says he got this 'idea' while watching Space Jam on Netflix.


You give him too much credit. He's probably listening to Jay-z, or whatever rapper sired him.
 
2013-12-26 02:09:18 AM  

mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?


Brazilian hookers?
 
2013-12-26 02:33:27 AM  

mycathatesyou: Hell be back. What else is the tiny tool going to do with his life?


He's Canadian, so I'm sure he'll move to Toronto and become mayor.
 
2013-12-26 09:47:22 PM  
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