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(I Heart Chaos)   All of your holiday nightmares just came to life. BEHOLD: The Cthurken (w/pic)   (iheartchaos.com) divider line 14
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2013-12-25 07:41:04 AM
My holiday nightmares revolve around the in-laws, subby. The Elder Gods ain't got nothing on Nana
 
2013-12-25 07:41:33 AM
What the hell is the matter with people?

/ Merry Christmas all you mother Farkers!
// and daddy Farkers
 
2013-12-25 07:43:54 AM

stratagos: My holiday nightmares revolve around the in-laws, subby. The Elder Gods ain't got nothing on Nana


Done in one.
 
2013-12-25 07:46:37 AM
Not touching that with a 10 foot fork.
 
2013-12-25 07:46:41 AM
I don't see the problem here.
 
2013-12-25 07:52:43 AM
I would kill it just for the bacon. The rest I would leave on PETA's doorstep.
 
2013-12-25 07:58:38 AM
tasty, but I worry about the blasphemy of consuming a likeness of our one true overlord, Cthulhu.  His is a wrath not to risk lightly
 
2013-12-25 07:59:44 AM

juvandy: tasty, but I worry about the blasphemy of consuming a likeness of our one true overlord, Cthulhu.  His is a wrath not to risk lightly


What's he gonna do, eat you twice?
 
2013-12-25 07:59:45 AM
this was gross enough the first time.  did we really need to see it again?
 
2013-12-25 08:01:25 AM
His is a wrath not to risk lightly

But. Bacon....
 
2013-12-25 08:06:33 AM
TFA writer sure does stay on top of things.
 
2013-12-25 08:17:16 AM
Cthurken

sorry to nitpick, but the 'en' part is supposed to come from chicken being used. And there's no part of king crab in the name.

Craturulhu? Cthurkrab? Anyone?
 
2013-12-25 10:02:45 AM

uttertosh: Cthurken

sorry to nitpick, but the 'en' part is supposed to come from chicken being used. And there's no part of king crab in the name.

Craturulhu? Cthurkrab? Anyone?


Cthurkrabacon or Cthbunchofshiatwithbacon

I'm torn between the two...
 
2013-12-25 11:47:46 AM

Satanus Maximus: uttertosh: Cthurken

sorry to nitpick, but the 'en' part is supposed to come from chicken being used. And there's no part of king crab in the name.

Craturulhu? Cthurkrab? Anyone?

Cthurkrabacon or Cthbunchofshiatwithbacon

I'm torn between the two...


I think I need a portion of all of them in order to make any sort of decision. Well informed belly is best belly, ja? ;-)
 
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