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(Dallas News)   Dallas Cowboys sign some no-name math teacher from Tacoma, Washington to be their third-string quarterback   (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com) divider line 15
    More: Silly, Jon Kitna, Cowboys, Tyler Thigpen, quarterback, Caleb Hanie, Cowboys sign, Valley Ranch, Forney  
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3149 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Dec 2013 at 2:09 AM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-25 03:07:04 AM  
6 votes:
He just wants to have the best 'what did you do over Christmas break' story when school starts back up.
2013-12-25 02:19:20 AM  
4 votes:
www.citizenarcane.com

Of all the former quarterbacks in all the joints in all the world, they had to sign one from mine.
2013-12-25 06:05:01 AM  
3 votes:
This explains why the Eagles have already charged my credit card and sent an email saying "Go ahead and print out your playoff tickets for round one."
2013-12-25 11:36:29 AM  
2 votes:
Suck it, Tebow.
2013-12-25 08:49:47 AM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This explains why the Eagles have already charged my credit card and sent an email saying "Go ahead and print out your playoff tickets for round one."


At the bottom the normal disclaimer we have and never will win the superbowl. So don't get to excited
2013-12-25 05:32:47 AM  
2 votes:
Whew! For a moment there, I was afraid Ryan Leaf was teaching math.
2013-12-25 01:09:12 PM  
1 votes:

MyEnamine: You can't spell Kitna without INT.


Just as likely: KIA.
2013-12-25 11:37:26 AM  
1 votes:
I fully expect Bears-Packers and Eagles-Cowboys to be total clownshoes.

I'm thinking Eagles are overconfident, and Orton throws for 500 yards to win the division for the Cowboys.

Bears-Pack I have no idea.
2013-12-25 09:17:59 AM  
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: I'm increasingly convinced that the Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year


That would be a neat trick, considering it was played back in February.
2013-12-25 08:51:59 AM  
1 votes:
He believes that Baby Jeebus is on the field next to him. So, of course- even at 41 and coming off retirement- he thinks he can compete.
2013-12-25 08:42:28 AM  
1 votes:
The man is 41 years old.  At that age, a sack is something he puts his beer in.
2013-12-25 08:05:15 AM  
1 votes:
Favre was available.
2013-12-25 04:01:38 AM  
1 votes:
You can't spell Kitna without INT.
2013-12-25 02:40:55 AM  
1 votes:

harleyquinnical: Harry_Seldon: It's a tough decision, but he knows the system.

Which is fine, and since he's getting $60k for one game, compared to his teacher's salary, I can't say I blame him either.


I don't think he needs the money. He managed the earnings from his long football career very well. He must be out of his mind, or very confident in the original neck beard.
2013-12-25 02:36:05 AM  
1 votes:
Don't you mean greatest Lions QB of all time subby?
 
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