Mr. Coffee Nerves: This explains why the Eagles have already charged my credit card and sent an email saying "Go ahead and print out your playoff tickets for round one."
MyEnamine: You can't spell Kitna without INT.
Lost Thought 00: I'm increasingly convinced that the Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year
harleyquinnical: Harry_Seldon: It's a tough decision, but he knows the system.Which is fine, and since he's getting $60k for one game, compared to his teacher's salary, I can't say I blame him either.
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