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(KREM Spokane)   Man taunting police from icy roof discovers gravity   (krem.com) divider line 37
    More: Fail, Brent Nouwels, PA system, negotiations, roofs  
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2013-12-25 12:26:01 AM  
Gravity is just a theory.
 
2013-12-25 12:47:13 AM  
that's just a slippery slope
 
2013-12-25 01:36:10 AM  
So he never got a chance to taunt them a second time?
 
2013-12-25 01:38:01 AM  
Icy what he did wrong
 
2013-12-25 01:59:07 AM  

mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.


Like global warming.
And the metric system.
 
2013-12-25 02:08:47 AM  

shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.


Goddamn commie metric system! With it's millimeters and its centiliters and its millipedes, full of insects, they are! COMMUNIST INSECTS!

/credit: eddie izzard
 
2013-12-25 02:10:17 AM  
I'm imagining it went something like this;

"! don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eeeEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
 
2013-12-25 02:11:30 AM  

shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.


You are downplaying the dangers of the metric system. It's a commie plot to teach our kids to smoke weed.
 
2013-12-25 02:12:48 AM  
Nanner, nanner, meet boo boo.
 
2013-12-25 02:16:47 AM  
Good use of the Fell tag
 
2013-12-25 02:17:24 AM  
Just before the fall...

www.1pagestory.com
 
2013-12-25 02:20:40 AM  
Don't be embarrassed, brah. I just finally watched Gravity this weekend, too.
 
2013-12-25 02:21:59 AM  
Good. People like this shouldn't be walking around on the sleet.
 
2013-12-25 02:24:27 AM  

hardinparamedic: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.

You are downplaying the dangers of the metric system. It's a commie plot to teach our kids to smoke weed.


Hey, I still get my weed in fractions of an ounce the way American Jesus intended.
 
2013-12-25 02:26:29 AM  
i305.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-25 02:37:29 AM  
I didn't know tasers could reach that high.
 
2013-12-25 02:46:19 AM  

fusillade762: hardinparamedic: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.

You are downplaying the dangers of the metric system. It's a commie plot to teach our kids to smoke weed.

Hey, I still get my weed in fractions of an ounce the way American Jesus intended.


Yeah, but a gram is easier to say than 1/24ths.
 
2013-12-25 02:48:40 AM  
A "Yakety Sax" accompaniment would have been apropos.
 
2013-12-25 03:34:25 AM  

hardinparamedic: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.

You are downplaying the dangers of the metric system. It's a commie plot to teach our kids to smoke weed.


So the link KREM is short for KREMLIN!! Those commie bastards!!
 
2013-12-25 03:53:11 AM  
I'm guessing that he would have discovered gravity, even without taunting the police.

Given that there's burglary, icy rooves, AND firearms involved, I'm going to finish the equation and guess alcohol was also a factor.
 
2013-12-25 03:57:45 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I'm guessing that he would have discovered gravity, even without taunting the police.

Given that there's burglary, icy rooves, AND firearms involved, I'm going to finish the equation and guess alcohol was also a factor.


And maybe Roofies.
 
2013-12-25 05:17:14 AM  

mamoru: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.



and pants.
 
2013-12-25 06:45:33 AM  
"Felony harassment"?
 
2013-12-25 06:57:05 AM  

Peki: fusillade762: hardinparamedic: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.

You are downplaying the dangers of the metric system. It's a commie plot to teach our kids to smoke weed.

Hey, I still get my weed in fractions of an ounce the way American Jesus intended.

Yeah, but a gram is easier to say than 1/24ths.


1/28 th. Someones been selling you short ounces.
 
2013-12-25 07:26:16 AM  
Well did he find out sir Issac Newron is the deadliest sumbiatch on the roof?
 
2013-12-25 07:48:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-25 07:54:11 AM  

mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.


Like the female Orgasm?
 
2013-12-25 08:04:53 AM  

jupiterkansas: mamoru: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.


and pants.


I just passed my pants theory test. Can't wait to take these babies out for a test run!
 
2013-12-25 08:20:15 AM  
That'll teach him to study law.
 
2013-12-25 09:08:23 AM  

mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.


That's just like your opinion, man
 
2013-12-25 09:19:14 AM  
Felony Harassment

That must have been one hell of a taunting.
 
2013-12-25 09:22:55 AM  
"And if ya thought ya got a nasty taunting this time..."
 
2013-12-25 10:17:44 AM  
shanrick [TotalFark]

>>>> mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.

With Gravity, we can predict the speed and accelleration of a falling object.
With the Metric system we can predict that a 1 Meter square block will fit in a 1 Meter square hole.

With global warming..... every prediction you fear mongers attempt to make (Snow being gone by 2001, Himalayan glaciers retreating at alarming rate, Arctic sea ice would be gone by 2013(in reality this year had one of the lowest losses on record., Antartic ice disappearing at alarming rate, etc...etc...etc... turns out to be complete bullsh**t.

When your sky-is-falling predictions become as accurate as Metric and Gravity "predictions" we'll take your science seriously. Hell I'll make it easy for you. When your G.W. predictions become as accurate as this clown 2.bp.blogspot.com we'll begin to take you seriously.
 
2013-12-25 10:31:58 AM  
Useless without video
 
2013-12-25 10:58:31 AM  
I know how this scene ended.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-25 11:22:29 AM  
Definition of harassment under Washington State Law:

http://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=9A.46.020

From the cite:

    " (b) A person who harasses another is guilty of a class C felony if any of the following apply: (i) The person has previously been convicted in this or any other state of any crime of harassment, as defined in RCW http://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=9a.46.060 , of the same victim or members of the victim's family or household or any person specifically named in a no-contact or no-harassment order; (ii) the person harasses another person under subsection (1)(a)(i) of this section by threatening to kill the person threatened or any other person; (iii) the person harasses a criminal justice participant who is performing his or her official duties at the time the threat is made; or (iv) the person harasses a criminal justice participant because of an action taken or decision made by the criminal justice participant during the performance of his or her official duties. For the purposes of (b)(iii) and (iv) of this subsection, the fear from the threat must be a fear that a reasonable criminal justice participant would have under all the circumstances. Threatening words do not constitute harassment if it is apparent to the criminal justice participant that the person does not have the present and future ability to carry out the threat."

So, while IANAL, felony harassment seems apt.
 
2013-12-25 12:55:17 PM  
Landing on his face? several times.
 
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