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(Sun Sentinel)   "Police say 22 year-old Dwaynesha White shot 19 year-old David Darnell Roberts after the two had sex and Roberts failed to pay her for services rendered." One look at the mugshot and you'll see why   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 50
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2013-12-25 12:21:25 AM  
17 votes:
LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.
2013-12-25 02:06:25 AM  
14 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.


Ah. So that's how she became a ...

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2013-12-25 01:36:12 AM  
11 votes:

fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...


There's no way.

I've tried.
2013-12-25 12:11:22 AM  
10 votes:
He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.
2013-12-25 02:07:46 AM  
8 votes:
What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.
2013-12-25 01:39:19 AM  
8 votes:
What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?
2013-12-25 12:51:56 AM  
8 votes:

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Been enjoying plenty of eggnog have you?
2013-12-25 03:02:49 AM  
7 votes:
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She follows the way of steel.
2013-12-25 02:28:58 AM  
7 votes:
I see some kind of familiy resemblance,,,,

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2013-12-25 02:20:33 AM  
6 votes:
img.pandawhale.com
2013-12-25 01:42:49 AM  
5 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?


HEY!!!1!!
2013-12-25 12:01:32 PM  
4 votes:
*sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

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2013-12-25 01:44:20 AM  
4 votes:
Caveat Humpter.
2013-12-25 01:37:08 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...


The only way which is known for me is to kill the individual and then you are having the sex with the ugly dead hooker instead.
2013-12-25 12:16:11 AM  
4 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.


Actually, no - he didn't buy it at all.
2013-12-25 02:33:44 AM  
3 votes:
"Congratulations, you've delivered a healthy baby !"

"Oh thank Jesus ! We'll name him Dwayne, I've always wanted to name my baby boy Dwayne."

"It's a girl."

"Well,..........................Dwayne............................... . -nesha, then."
2013-12-25 02:14:52 AM  
3 votes:

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


GIS for I see what you did there.

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2013-12-25 02:01:09 AM  
3 votes:
A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.
2013-12-25 01:53:39 AM  
3 votes:
Meanwhile Steve Martin apologized for saying the funniest thing he's said in 10  years today..
2013-12-25 07:31:44 AM  
2 votes:
Roberts was treated at Memorial Regional Hospital and discharged, Hazel said.

SATISFIED

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2013-12-25 06:12:10 AM  
2 votes:
Sis?!?

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2013-12-25 02:38:06 AM  
2 votes:
Christ, it seems like just yesterday they wanted to take her off of life support and now she's out capping ass.

Well, at least we know now how she caught tonsillitis.
2013-12-25 02:36:01 AM  
2 votes:

bencoon: BlackMtnMan: Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.

This.  Who comes up with these stupid names?

Somebody who wanted a boy, I'm guessing.


They got their wish...
2013-12-25 02:20:36 AM  
2 votes:

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


What do you mean, "you people"?
2013-12-25 02:05:24 AM  
2 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.


Or a hay-baler.  With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)
2013-12-25 02:01:55 AM  
2 votes:
Which reminds me, I haven't rewatched Predator in a long time.
2013-12-25 01:53:52 AM  
2 votes:
So I take it she's single, right?
2013-12-25 01:51:29 AM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p


I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.
2013-12-25 01:51:25 AM  
2 votes:
Ah, a new nickname for Dwyane Wade.
2013-12-25 01:44:21 AM  
2 votes:
I thought for sure she was going to be asian
2013-12-25 01:43:46 AM  
2 votes:
Man, it would have been worth the ten bucks so the world wouldn't know he'd hit that before it hit him.
2013-12-25 01:42:08 AM  
2 votes:
First name: Dwaynesha

Last Name: White

Middle name Gray?
2013-12-25 01:34:54 AM  
2 votes:
If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...
2013-12-25 01:26:53 AM  
2 votes:

zamboni: Meow, I really enjoyed that. It sounds like you are sharing more of yourself. We care about you. Sometimes it seems as though you are holding back. You are among friends, please feel free to share!


Oh I also wish for the merrying of Christmas to you also!
2013-12-25 01:22:00 AM  
2 votes:
Meow, I really enjoyed that. It sounds like you are sharing more of yourself. We care about you. Sometimes it seems as though you are holding back. You are among friends, please feel free to share!
2013-12-25 02:22:28 PM  
1 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
2013-12-25 11:05:48 AM  
1 votes:
memecrunch.com
2013-12-25 09:46:23 AM  
1 votes:
Dwaynesha?  Guilty!  And no, I don't have to hear the details of the case.
2013-12-25 07:44:47 AM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Meow?

Don't ever change.

Happy xmas.
2013-12-25 03:25:39 AM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: [www.trbimg.com image 400x225]
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She follows the way of steel.


I'd say she follows the way of tin, perhaps talc.  Not steel.  like her father before her, considering her name
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/Jee-zus Christ, that's a man...
//mick dundee's quote when he's on the plane leaving Australia mixed with his discovery of the transvestite in the bar with the cabbie
2013-12-25 03:00:25 AM  
1 votes:
You named your kid Dwaynesha. You HAD to have seen this coming.
2013-12-25 02:34:07 AM  
1 votes:
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.ryanknapper.campknapper.net

/Lord have mercy!
2013-12-25 02:27:39 AM  
1 votes:

Gijick: Wow, this was an honest and not a "smoking hot" headline? Is the Fark headline censor board giving us a Christmas Day reprieve?


It wasn't a Daily Fail link. Which is, in itself, a Christmas Day reprieve.
2013-12-25 02:10:56 AM  
1 votes:
My girlfriend's mum once slit a man from ear to ear in an argument.
He lived to an old age, and was ever polite after that.
My girlfriend's pop shot 4 guys down for disrespecting him.
They were nice to me though, they liked me.
And I liked them.
A lot.
2013-12-25 01:58:51 AM  
1 votes:
content6.flixster.com
2013-12-25 01:52:39 AM  
1 votes:

jpo2269: [www.myfacewhen.net image 580x651]


You found Beaker's black cousin.

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2013-12-25 01:46:53 AM  
1 votes:
EMCEE:
I know what you're thinking-
You wonder why I chose her
Out of all the ladies in the world.
That's just a first impression-
What good's a first impression?
If you knew her like I do,
It would change your point of view.
If you could see her through my eyes,
You wouldn't wonder at all.
If you could see her through my eyes,
I guarantee you would fall like I did.
When we're in public together,
I hear society groan.
But if they could see her through my eyes,
Maybe they'd leave us alone.
How can I speak of her virtues?
I don't know where to begin:
She's clever, she's smart, she reads music,
She doesn't smoke or drink gin like I do.
Yet when we're walking together,
They sneer if I'm holding her hand.
But if they could see her through my eyes,
Maybe they'd all understand.
(They waltz)
I understand your objection,
I grant you the problem's not small.
But if you could see her through my eyes,
She wouldn't look Jewish at all!
2013-12-25 01:45:12 AM  
1 votes:

Loucifer: Caveat Humpter.


Bravo. T-shirt please!
2013-12-25 01:40:39 AM  
1 votes:
www.myfacewhen.net
2013-12-25 12:50:37 AM  
1 votes:
That's a man, baby!
 
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