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(Sun Sentinel)   "Police say 22 year-old Dwaynesha White shot 19 year-old David Darnell Roberts after the two had sex and Roberts failed to pay her for services rendered." One look at the mugshot and you'll see why   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 23
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2013-12-25 12:21:25 AM  
3 votes:
LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.
2013-12-25 12:16:11 AM  
3 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.


Actually, no - he didn't buy it at all.
2013-12-25 12:11:22 AM  
3 votes:
He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.
2013-12-25 02:28:58 AM  
2 votes:
I see some kind of familiy resemblance,,,,

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2013-12-25 01:45:12 AM  
2 votes:

Loucifer: Caveat Humpter.


Bravo. T-shirt please!
2013-12-25 01:43:35 AM  
2 votes:

Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.


This.  Who comes up with these stupid names?
2013-12-25 01:04:38 AM  
2 votes:
Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.
2013-12-25 12:50:37 AM  
2 votes:
That's a man, baby!
2013-12-25 06:43:31 AM  
1 votes:
Imagine the courage it must have taken him to actually put his winky in that beast's twinky.
2013-12-25 03:02:49 AM  
1 votes:
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She follows the way of steel.
2013-12-25 02:19:38 AM  
1 votes:

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


You just did that so people would click on your profile and see your picture.
2013-12-25 02:18:50 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, this was an honest and not a "smoking hot" headline? Is the Fark headline censor board giving us a Christmas Day reprieve?
2013-12-25 02:14:52 AM  
1 votes:

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


GIS for I see what you did there.

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2013-12-25 02:07:46 AM  
1 votes:
What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.
2013-12-25 02:06:25 AM  
1 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.


Ah. So that's how she became a ...

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2013-12-25 01:52:39 AM  
1 votes:

jpo2269: [www.myfacewhen.net image 580x651]


You found Beaker's black cousin.

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2013-12-25 01:46:19 AM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!


LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p
2013-12-25 01:44:20 AM  
1 votes:
Caveat Humpter.
2013-12-25 01:43:46 AM  
1 votes:
Man, it would have been worth the ten bucks so the world wouldn't know he'd hit that before it hit him.
2013-12-25 01:40:39 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-12-25 01:37:08 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...


The only way which is known for me is to kill the individual and then you are having the sex with the ugly dead hooker instead.
2013-12-25 01:34:54 AM  
1 votes:
If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...
2013-12-25 01:26:53 AM  
1 votes:

zamboni: Meow, I really enjoyed that. It sounds like you are sharing more of yourself. We care about you. Sometimes it seems as though you are holding back. You are among friends, please feel free to share!


Oh I also wish for the merrying of Christmas to you also!
 
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