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(Sun Sentinel)   "Police say 22 year-old Dwaynesha White shot 19 year-old David Darnell Roberts after the two had sex and Roberts failed to pay her for services rendered." One look at the mugshot and you'll see why   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 148
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2013-12-25 07:08:38 AM  
So, how' that culture of crime working out, y'all?  And a very merry Christmas to YOU, fair lady and gent.
 
2013-12-25 07:28:07 AM  
Hookers operate on credit?  I would have imagined it were more of a cash in advance profession.
 
2013-12-25 07:30:20 AM  

memebot_of_doom: No, submitter, He accepted the services and should pay for them.


I believe in Texas it is legal to shoot someone for this kind of theft:
http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1365975
 
2013-12-25 07:31:44 AM  
Roberts was treated at Memorial Regional Hospital and discharged, Hazel said.

SATISFIED

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2013-12-25 07:39:42 AM  

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people?


I'm pretty sure Fark has a limit on number of characters in a single post, so won't even attempt.
 
2013-12-25 07:44:47 AM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Meow?

Don't ever change.

Happy xmas.
 
2013-12-25 07:53:55 AM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Merry Christmas, Meow! Always a pleasure to read your musings.
 
2013-12-25 08:15:24 AM  
I don't know subby. After my one look I think that if I had been crazy enough to have sex with a woman who looks like that, I would be damn sure to pay her.

/damn baby, you scary
 
2013-12-25 08:17:52 AM  
krystieluczynski.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-25 08:55:50 AM  

fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...


Sobriety.
 
2013-12-25 08:59:25 AM  
In my State she could have had him arrested for "theft of services".

He would have been acquitted of course, or maybe just sentenced to pay $50 and pick up the garbage. The only service she could possibly offer is that of the worst extreme of the bad example.
 
2013-12-25 09:06:08 AM  

Deathfrogg: In my State she could have had him arrested for "theft of services".

He would have been acquitted of course, or maybe just sentenced to pay $50 and pick up the garbage. The only service she could possibly offer is that of the worst extreme of the bad example.


He already picked up the garbage, that is what led to all of this...
 
2013-12-25 09:12:59 AM  
i423.photobucket.com

Arnolda approves
 
2013-12-25 09:46:23 AM  
Dwaynesha?  Guilty!  And no, I don't have to hear the details of the case.
 
2013-12-25 10:09:05 AM  
What happens when the alcohol wears off!
 
2013-12-25 10:14:58 AM  
I laughed my ass off at "sexual dine and dash"
 
2013-12-25 10:20:23 AM  
He failed to hear the 'Wayne' label of crazy lurking in her given name.
 
2013-12-25 10:20:38 AM  
I crave a piece as much as the next guy, but if it was between paying for that or my free hand; I'd take my hand.
 
2013-12-25 10:23:29 AM  
She/He looks like a warthog.
 
2013-12-25 10:37:47 AM  
The curse of Dwayne strikes again.
 
2013-12-25 10:43:36 AM  

Jill'sNipple: SpinStopper: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.

Or a hay-baler.  With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)

This is not ok. I generally am a fan of the sarcasm on Fark, but you need to be called out on your flat-out racism. It's not funny.


This
 
2013-12-25 10:59:57 AM  
Dude...you pay them to leave.
 
2013-12-25 11:05:48 AM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-12-25 11:11:48 AM  
What? A shooting thread and no anti-firearm types here to complain about how we need more gun laws to end the senseless violence?

Must be Christmas!
 
2013-12-25 11:13:30 AM  
meow said the dog:  LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.
Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


The pinklings. Wow. Just wow.....! I should not be guffawing at shiat like this on Christmas morning before heading out the door. The family already thinks me nuts, randomly bursting into laughter at brunch will only serve to confirm their suspicions.

Thank you, and a Meow-y Christmas to you, too, darlin'. Bra-VO!!
 
2013-12-25 11:32:56 AM  

ronnie spleen: Sis?!?

[gazpachosoup.files.wordpress.com image 256x197]


Dwayne Dibbley approves
 
2013-12-25 11:33:31 AM  
Dwaynesha?
I guess they wanted a boy.

/might have got one
 
2013-12-25 12:00:49 PM  

clutchcargo2002: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

You just did that so people would click on your profile and see your picture.


Very good.

Also, not exactly the first time Shanrick has done that...
 
2013-12-25 12:01:32 PM  
*sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-25 12:02:12 PM  
Living proof that some guys will stick their dicks in anything!
 
2013-12-25 12:29:18 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I see some kind of familiy resemblance,,,,

[www.sun-sentinel.com image 437x510][www.wolfgnards.com image 640x480]


Came for this.......
 
2013-12-25 12:38:51 PM  
These lyrics seem appropriate:

Supa Mega Fugly
by Kevin Bloody Wilson

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy mango twist
Reflection like a pizza, with warts and marls and zits
And just to even say her name you`ve got to be half p*ssed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her
Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face
She`d get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late
And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of sh*t
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy manbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she hasn`t yet been kissed
Just to even say her name ya got to be half p*ssed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude
When she sits on the beach the tide's too frightened to come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, she'd blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary there's a photo of her t*ts
And if i ever cracked my back for her I'd amputate my dick
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a bastard arsehole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said they're not that f**king sick
So she bought herself a dildo but she couldn't get it stiff
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly Oh god, shes f**kin ugly,
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly, with a hanging hemeroid twist
 
2013-12-25 12:53:42 PM  
If he had paid her, that would have been prostitution., and prostitution is wrong.
 
2013-12-25 01:13:09 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Merry Christmas Meow! How has the being of you been?
 
2013-12-25 01:33:45 PM  

sendtodave: docmattic: HotWingAgenda: Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p

I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.

"These are the Daves I know I know..."

4chan /b/ is full of Davids.


I hardly know them.

/drum loop
 
2013-12-25 02:18:53 PM  

offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]


Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)
 
2013-12-25 02:19:39 PM  
I've never been that horny and/or never been that drunk.  Never! Ever!
 
2013-12-25 02:22:28 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-25 02:27:51 PM  

jenlen: offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]

Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)


I don't remember how I came across it, but if you'd like it it's yours for the taking. :)
 
2013-12-25 02:53:56 PM  

megarian: fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...

There's no way.

I've tried.


Yeah, but I gave you a happy ending.
 
2013-12-25 03:43:43 PM  

BigBooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Imagine the courage it must have taken him to actually put his winky in that beast's twinky.

Meh, I've woken up to worse... of course I normally don't remember the deed if I got that drunk.

Sometimes I wish I got whiskey dick when I get that drunk, but nooooo, that's when I plow the first thing that let's me tap it.

/I guess even a C'thulian hose beast looks good when your blacked out


How you doin? *winks good eye, the one not currently oozing
 
2013-12-25 03:47:46 PM  
Wonder what David Darnell Roberts looks like if the only sex he can get is paid for from Ms. White? Well, promises to pay for. I'm sure he is equally wonderful and compares favorably to her sharp knees.
 
2013-12-25 04:09:19 PM  

LadySusan: Wonder what David Darnell Roberts looks like if the only sex he can get is paid for from Ms. White? Well, promises to pay for. I'm sure he is equally wonderful and compares favorably to her sharp knees.


All I've got to work with is the mugshot. For all I know, what's below the neck looks fantastic. Just get a paper grocery bag and you're all set. It's just that it's kind of a plain face, with what appears to be a remarkably unpleasant expression on it. The clumsy red dye-job on the dreds ain't a great look, either. Overlooking your physical repulsiveness is one of the things you're paying for, when buying sex, so what Mr. Roberts looks like is assumed to be something along the lines of a pile of shiat.
 
2013-12-25 05:05:12 PM  
WHY ISN'T THIS LEGAL IN FLORIDA?!?
 
2013-12-25 06:11:27 PM  

jenlen: offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]

Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)


Yeah. Insulting people in a non-humorous way is farking hilarious.

If the author of the words attached to those pictures had any intelligence, there's a chance he could have come up with something funny. Because there is humour to be revealed within political correctness.

That cartoon was just shiat. I mean, the east Asian in it is stereotyped as saying "nong nong bong dong fong".

I mean, if you're aiming for that level of offensiveness, is it too much to ask that there's humour involved?
 
2013-12-25 07:05:22 PM  

iron de havilland: jenlen: offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]

Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)

Yeah. Insulting people in a non-humorous way is farking hilarious.

If the author of the words attached to those pictures had any intelligence, there's a chance he could have come up with something funny. Because there is humour to be revealed within political correctness.

That cartoon was just shiat. I mean, the east Asian in it is stereotyped as saying "nong nong bong dong fong".

I mean, if you're aiming for that level of offensiveness, is it too much to ask that there's humour involved?


I don't see it that way at all. I interpret it as the humour coming from the sheer level of stupidity. The people in the picture aren't the target of the joke, the writer's persona is.
 
2013-12-25 11:34:52 PM  
Meh.  I've seen much worse get paid.
 
2013-12-26 02:43:29 AM  
DAMMIT MEOW WHAR PLUSHY of you.
 
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