memebot_of_doom: No, submitter, He accepted the services and should pay for them.
shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people?
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.
fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...
Deathfrogg: In my State she could have had him arrested for "theft of services".He would have been acquitted of course, or maybe just sentenced to pay $50 and pick up the garbage. The only service she could possibly offer is that of the worst extreme of the bad example.
Jill'sNipple: SpinStopper: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.Or a hay-baler. With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)This is not ok. I generally am a fan of the sarcasm on Fark, but you need to be called out on your flat-out racism. It's not funny.
ronnie spleen: Sis?!?[gazpachosoup.files.wordpress.com image 256x197]
clutchcargo2002: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.You just did that so people would click on your profile and see your picture.
Pointy Tail of Satan: I see some kind of familiy resemblance,,,,[www.sun-sentinel.com image 437x510][www.wolfgnards.com image 640x480]
sendtodave: docmattic: HotWingAgenda: Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?HEY!!!1!!LOL!Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>pI'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch."These are the Daves I know I know..."4chan /b/ is full of Davids.
offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]
jenlen: offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)
megarian: fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...There's no way.I've tried.
BigBooper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Imagine the courage it must have taken him to actually put his winky in that beast's twinky.Meh, I've woken up to worse... of course I normally don't remember the deed if I got that drunk.Sometimes I wish I got whiskey dick when I get that drunk, but nooooo, that's when I plow the first thing that let's me tap it./I guess even a C'thulian hose beast looks good when your blacked out
LadySusan: Wonder what David Darnell Roberts looks like if the only sex he can get is paid for from Ms. White? Well, promises to pay for. I'm sure he is equally wonderful and compares favorably to her sharp knees.
iron de havilland: jenlen: offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.[i1136.photobucket.com image 700x700]Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)Yeah. Insulting people in a non-humorous way is farking hilarious.If the author of the words attached to those pictures had any intelligence, there's a chance he could have come up with something funny. Because there is humour to be revealed within political correctness.That cartoon was just shiat. I mean, the east Asian in it is stereotyped as saying "nong nong bong dong fong".I mean, if you're aiming for that level of offensiveness, is it too much to ask that there's humour involved?
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