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(Sun Sentinel)   "Police say 22 year-old Dwaynesha White shot 19 year-old David Darnell Roberts after the two had sex and Roberts failed to pay her for services rendered." One look at the mugshot and you'll see why   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 148
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2013-12-25 02:26:30 AM  
I long for the Golden Age of Hollywood.
 
2013-12-25 02:27:39 AM  

Gijick: Wow, this was an honest and not a "smoking hot" headline? Is the Fark headline censor board giving us a Christmas Day reprieve?


It wasn't a Daily Fail link. Which is, in itself, a Christmas Day reprieve.
 
2013-12-25 02:28:58 AM  
I see some kind of familiy resemblance,,,,

www.sun-sentinel.comwww.wolfgnards.com
 
2013-12-25 02:33:10 AM  
Would not the incident have been legally justified in Texas?
 
2013-12-25 02:33:18 AM  
I would have paid her to stay away from my penis. I would need a lotta viagra.........or a bat to hit that
 
2013-12-25 02:33:44 AM  
"Congratulations, you've delivered a healthy baby !"

"Oh thank Jesus ! We'll name him Dwayne, I've always wanted to name my baby boy Dwayne."

"It's a girl."

"Well,..........................Dwayne............................... . -nesha, then."
 
2013-12-25 02:34:07 AM  
*clicks on link*

*gasps*


www.ryanknapper.campknapper.net

/Lord have mercy!
 
2013-12-25 02:36:01 AM  

bencoon: BlackMtnMan: Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.

This.  Who comes up with these stupid names?

Somebody who wanted a boy, I'm guessing.


They got their wish...
 
2013-12-25 02:36:58 AM  
Anyone that farking mean-looking, you'd better just pay, unless you've got a way better plan than hanging out on the corner a few blocks down the street. Amazing that guy couldn't figure that one out. Also amazing he could look at that mug and not wilt before the deed was done.
 
2013-12-25 02:38:06 AM  
Christ, it seems like just yesterday they wanted to take her off of life support and now she's out capping ass.

Well, at least we know now how she caught tonsillitis.
 
2013-12-25 02:51:10 AM  
is it because she STOLE the money from him, that they can't hit her with a prostitution charge?  'cuz i skimmed the article and that seemed to be missing...
 
2013-12-25 02:53:43 AM  
Clearly a lesson here: Don't stick it in butt ugly. The ugly can hide the crazy.
Not to mention a hunk of liver would be cheaper (I think, this woman can't be charging much), liver would be better looking, wouldn't come hunting you, and you could always pick up an onion and fry it up when you are done.
 
2013-12-25 02:57:17 AM  
She has a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road,
and her skin is like elephant hide,
her one eye doesn't match up with the other one,
she is the ugliest woman alive.
 
2013-12-25 03:00:25 AM  
You named your kid Dwaynesha. You HAD to have seen this coming.
 
2013-12-25 03:02:49 AM  
www.trbimg.com
media.screened.com
She follows the way of steel.
 
2013-12-25 03:18:51 AM  

clutchcargo2002: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

You just did that so people would click on your profile and see your picture.


That got an honest to goodness laugh out of me.
 
2013-12-25 03:24:56 AM  

OscarTamerz: [www.trbimg.com image 400x225]
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She follows the way of steel.


Black people look alike!

You're so funny.
 
2013-12-25 03:25:39 AM  

OscarTamerz: [www.trbimg.com image 400x225]
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She follows the way of steel.


I'd say she follows the way of tin, perhaps talc.  Not steel.  like her father before her, considering her name
cdn.kickrunners.com

/Jee-zus Christ, that's a man...
//mick dundee's quote when he's on the plane leaving Australia mixed with his discovery of the transvestite in the bar with the cabbie
 
2013-12-25 03:30:15 AM  
They need to charge his ass with shoplifting!
 
2013-12-25 03:36:23 AM  

mediablitz: First name: Dwaynesha

Last Name: White

Middle name Gray?


Nope, it's Ain't.
 
2013-12-25 03:49:12 AM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


 Have I ever mentioned I love you. You make me smile. I have only 2 on my favorites, and I think you'd also approve of the other.
 
2013-12-25 03:49:46 AM  
blog.wfmu.org

"Dwaynesha meet Sharkeisha...."
 
2013-12-25 03:54:01 AM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Meow! You're back!
 
2013-12-25 03:59:41 AM  
Trance354 2013-12-25 03:25:39 AM OscarTamerz: [www.trbimg.com image 400x225] [media.screened.com image 300x300] She follows the way of steel. I'd say she follows the way of tin, perhaps talc. Not steel. like her father before her, considering her name

I've never seen a gun made out of tin or talc.
 
2013-12-25 04:02:48 AM  
The only way her name makes sense is if her father or grandfather is Dwayne. Otherwise...it's not very becoming for a lady.
 
2013-12-25 04:10:00 AM  

OscarTamerz: Trance354 2013-12-25 03:25:39 AM OscarTamerz: [www.trbimg.com image 400x225] [media.screened.com image 300x300] She follows the way of steel. I'd say she follows the way of tin, perhaps talc. Not steel. like her father before her, considering her name

I've never seen a gun made out of tin or talc.


What about soap?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-25 04:11:45 AM  
O.o  I would not fark that for ...more money than i can count and i can't damned high and would learn to count higher if need be.

/now i need to find that brain bleach.
 
2013-12-25 04:24:09 AM  

SpinStopper: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.

Or a hay-baler.  With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)


This is not ok. I generally am a fan of the sarcasm on Fark, but you need to be called out on your flat-out racism. It's not funny.
 
2013-12-25 04:25:12 AM  

SmittyBGKY: JonBuck: Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.

The name alone earned a "what".

And what would you have named that thing in the picture? Dwaynesha seems appropriate. Or maybe Frankisha, Carlisha, Joeisha, Brandonisha, johnisha, Paulisha. That's a dude bro.


Skookeshia Clymidia Champagne?
 
2013-12-25 04:26:36 AM  

Jill'sNipple: SpinStopper: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.

Or a hay-baler.  With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)

This is not ok. I generally am a fan of the sarcasm on Fark, but you need to be called out on your flat-out racism. It's not funny.


I thought I was being funny ;)
 
2013-12-25 04:30:55 AM  
Not even vaguely.
 
2013-12-25 04:39:47 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p

I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.


The Kids in the Hall also know several.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1chLj1fro

(this is really just an elaborate bookmark so I can come back later and reread  meow said the dog's post)
 
2013-12-25 04:42:38 AM  

panfake: The only way her name makes sense is if her father or grandfather is Dwayne. Otherwise...it's not very becoming for a lady.


That's no lady.
 
2013-12-25 04:44:36 AM  

Bane of Broone: OscarTamerz: [www.trbimg.com image 400x225]
[media.screened.com image 300x300]
She follows the way of steel.

Black people look alike!

You're so funny.


They also have weird names.

And shoot people.
 
2013-12-25 05:00:28 AM  

SpinStopper: Jill'sNipple: SpinStopper: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.

Or a hay-baler.  With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)

This is not ok. I generally am a fan of the sarcasm on Fark, but you need to be called out on your flat-out racism. It's not funny.

I thought I was being funny ;)


I think it`s hilarious.
 
2013-12-25 05:00:34 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p

I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.


"These are the Daves I know I know..."
 
2013-12-25 05:08:51 AM  

docmattic: HotWingAgenda: Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p

I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.

"These are the Daves I know I know..."


4chan /b/ is full of Davids.
 
2013-12-25 05:40:22 AM  

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


i see you are here too.
 
2013-12-25 05:42:00 AM  

some_beer_drinker: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

i see you are here too.


actually, i came here to make fun of her ridiculous black name, and the fact her last name is white, is also quite funny. the fact she looks like a dude is just icing on the cake. but i'm sure all that has been covered. this is fark, right?
 
2013-12-25 05:44:18 AM  

meow said the dog: fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...

The only way which is known for me is to kill the individual and then you are having the sex with the ugly dead hooker instead.


I miss you Meow.

Merry Christmas
 
2013-12-25 05:46:28 AM  

some_beer_drinker: some_beer_drinker: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

i see you are here too.

actually, i came here to make fun of her ridiculous black name, and the fact her last name is white, is also quite funny. the fact she looks like a dude is just icing on the cake. but i'm sure all that has been covered. this is fark, right?


Yes, this is fark. At least ten posts on each of those items.
 
2013-12-25 05:47:45 AM  

some_beer_drinker: some_beer_drinker: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

i see you are here too.

actually, i came here to make fun of her ridiculous black name, and the fact her last name is white, is also quite funny. the fact she looks like a dude is just icing on the cake. but i'm sure all that has been covered. this is fark, right?


Wait... Did you... Did you just call yourself out?
 
2013-12-25 06:11:24 AM  
You know you guys are missing the real story, right??
There was no prostitution. It was consensual.
It's just that when she met him later with his friends he pretended not to know her.

BANGBANGBANG


/he later knew he couldn't claim that nothing happened, that's why he figured might as well take her down with him
 
2013-12-25 06:12:10 AM  
Sis?!?

gazpachosoup.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-25 06:17:02 AM  
That's a man, baby!
 
2013-12-25 06:24:19 AM  

gilatrout: meow said the dog: fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...

The only way which is known for me is to kill the individual and then you are having the sex with the ugly dead hooker instead.

I miss you Meow.

Merry Christmas


And to all a night for good.
 
2013-12-25 06:43:31 AM  
Imagine the courage it must have taken him to actually put his winky in that beast's twinky.
 
2013-12-25 06:54:13 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

What do you mean, "you people"?


What do you mean, "you"?

/ got nothin
 
2013-12-25 06:55:34 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Imagine the courage it must have taken him to actually put his winky in that beast's twinky.


Meh, I've woken up to worse... of course I normally don't remember the deed if I got that drunk.

Sometimes I wish I got whiskey dick when I get that drunk, but nooooo, that's when I plow the first thing that let's me tap it.

/I guess even a C'thulian hose beast looks good when your blacked out
 
2013-12-25 06:57:18 AM  
Bad, but not as bad as I was preparing myself for.
 
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