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(Sun Sentinel)   "Police say 22 year-old Dwaynesha White shot 19 year-old David Darnell Roberts after the two had sex and Roberts failed to pay her for services rendered." One look at the mugshot and you'll see why   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 149
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2013-12-25 12:11:22 AM
He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.
 
2013-12-25 12:16:11 AM

I_Am_Weasel: He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.


Actually, no - he didn't buy it at all.
 
2013-12-25 12:21:25 AM
LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.
 
2013-12-25 12:50:37 AM
That's a man, baby!
 
2013-12-25 12:51:56 AM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


Been enjoying plenty of eggnog have you?
 
2013-12-25 01:04:38 AM
Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.
 
2013-12-25 01:22:00 AM
Meow, I really enjoyed that. It sounds like you are sharing more of yourself. We care about you. Sometimes it seems as though you are holding back. You are among friends, please feel free to share!
 
2013-12-25 01:26:53 AM

zamboni: Meow, I really enjoyed that. It sounds like you are sharing more of yourself. We care about you. Sometimes it seems as though you are holding back. You are among friends, please feel free to share!


Oh I also wish for the merrying of Christmas to you also!
 
2013-12-25 01:33:33 AM
Is this the 'Strong, Black Woman' I keep hearing about? I think they need to add stupid also.

Of course, she shot him and he was released from the hospital the same day. This leads me to believe that at 19, he must have had a stomach the size of a Mac truck tire, with a lot of fat slowing the bullet down before it could enter his intestines. So, these two were probably made for each other.

I suspect the Mac truck backed into her face.
 
2013-12-25 01:34:54 AM
If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...
 
2013-12-25 01:36:12 AM

fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...


There's no way.

I've tried.
 
2013-12-25 01:37:08 AM

fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...


The only way which is known for me is to kill the individual and then you are having the sex with the ugly dead hooker instead.
 
2013-12-25 01:39:19 AM
What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?
 
2013-12-25 01:39:30 AM

Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.


The name alone earned a "what".
 
2013-12-25 01:40:27 AM

meow said the dog: fusillade762: If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...

The only way which is known for me is to kill the individual and then you are having the sex with the ugly dead hooker instead.


And you keep the proceeds from previous clients...
 
2013-12-25 01:40:39 AM
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-12-25 01:41:23 AM
No, submitter, He accepted the services and should pay for them.
 
2013-12-25 01:41:55 AM

megarian: fusillade762:

If only there were some way to avoid ugly hookers before you have sex with them...

There's no way.

I've tried.


Never mind, I can't top that.

*pah rum*
 
2013-12-25 01:42:08 AM
First name: Dwaynesha

Last Name: White

Middle name Gray?
 
2013-12-25 01:42:49 AM

Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?


HEY!!!1!!
 
2013-12-25 01:43:35 AM

Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.


This.  Who comes up with these stupid names?
 
2013-12-25 01:43:46 AM
Man, it would have been worth the ten bucks so the world wouldn't know he'd hit that before it hit him.
 
2013-12-25 01:44:20 AM
Caveat Humpter.
 
2013-12-25 01:44:21 AM
I thought for sure she was going to be asian
 
2013-12-25 01:45:12 AM

Loucifer: Caveat Humpter.


Bravo. T-shirt please!
 
2013-12-25 01:46:19 AM

The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!


LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p
 
2013-12-25 01:46:53 AM
EMCEE:
I know what you're thinking-
You wonder why I chose her
Out of all the ladies in the world.
That's just a first impression-
What good's a first impression?
If you knew her like I do,
It would change your point of view.
If you could see her through my eyes,
You wouldn't wonder at all.
If you could see her through my eyes,
I guarantee you would fall like I did.
When we're in public together,
I hear society groan.
But if they could see her through my eyes,
Maybe they'd leave us alone.
How can I speak of her virtues?
I don't know where to begin:
She's clever, she's smart, she reads music,
She doesn't smoke or drink gin like I do.
Yet when we're walking together,
They sneer if I'm holding her hand.
But if they could see her through my eyes,
Maybe they'd all understand.
(They waltz)
I understand your objection,
I grant you the problem's not small.
But if you could see her through my eyes,
She wouldn't look Jewish at all!
 
2013-12-25 01:51:25 AM
Ah, a new nickname for Dwyane Wade.
 
2013-12-25 01:51:29 AM

Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p


I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.
 
2013-12-25 01:52:39 AM

jpo2269: [www.myfacewhen.net image 580x651]


You found Beaker's black cousin.

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-25 01:53:39 AM
Meanwhile Steve Martin apologized for saying the funniest thing he's said in 10  years today..
 
2013-12-25 01:53:52 AM
So I take it she's single, right?
 
2013-12-25 01:58:51 AM
content6.flixster.com
 
2013-12-25 02:00:52 AM
If it happened after dark it's all nice and legal. After all, the guy who shot the hooker because he paid her and she wouldn't preform got away with it because he was being robbed. So, what goes around comes around.
 
2013-12-25 02:01:09 AM
A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.
 
2013-12-25 02:01:55 AM
Which reminds me, I haven't rewatched Predator in a long time.
 
2013-12-25 02:05:24 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.


Or a hay-baler.  With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)
 
2013-12-25 02:06:25 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.


Ah. So that's how she became a ...

melsenseadvice.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-25 02:06:36 AM

JonBuck: Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.

The name alone earned a "what".


And what would you have named that thing in the picture? Dwaynesha seems appropriate. Or maybe Frankisha, Carlisha, Joeisha, Brandonisha, johnisha, Paulisha. That's a dude bro.
 
2013-12-25 02:07:46 AM
What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.
 
2013-12-25 02:10:56 AM
My girlfriend's mum once slit a man from ear to ear in an argument.
He lived to an old age, and was ever polite after that.
My girlfriend's pop shot 4 guys down for disrespecting him.
They were nice to me though, they liked me.
And I liked them.
A lot.
 
2013-12-25 02:12:20 AM
Roberts was treated at Memorial Regional Hospital and discharged, Hazel said.

WTH did she shoot him with? A BB gun?
 
2013-12-25 02:13:33 AM
Looks like she/he has a toothpick stuck in the lip
 
2013-12-25 02:13:47 AM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.


I love your reasoning.  That woman has way too much hate in her eyes.  With your final thought, I can only imagine how weird it would be to see a woman, or anyone for that matter, with pubic hair extentions.  Now I'm giggling uncontrollably, thank you.  Merry Christmas.
 
2013-12-25 02:14:52 AM

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


GIS for I see what you did there.

static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-25 02:18:50 AM
Wow, this was an honest and not a "smoking hot" headline? Is the Fark headline censor board giving us a Christmas Day reprieve?
 
2013-12-25 02:19:38 AM

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


You just did that so people would click on your profile and see your picture.
 
2013-12-25 02:20:33 AM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-12-25 02:20:36 AM

shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.


What do you mean, "you people"?
 
2013-12-25 02:22:02 AM

BlackMtnMan: Spad31: Dwaynesha? *Faceplam* Stupid, stupid people.

This.  Who comes up with these stupid names?


Somebody who wanted a boy, I'm guessing.
 
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