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(NPR)   Give your duck a hot blow job for the perfect Christmas dinner   (npr.org) divider line 81
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2013-12-24 04:39:19 PM
subversify.com
 
2013-12-24 04:48:38 PM
first glance did not see "duck"
 
2013-12-24 08:26:24 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-24 08:49:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-24 09:15:38 PM
Bah. A real pro would use one of these:

www.packagingcenterusa.com
 
2013-12-24 10:21:36 PM
This headline reminds me of that "duck job" mp3 that was "viral" quite a few years ago
 
2013-12-24 10:21:42 PM
 
2013-12-24 10:22:42 PM

zulius: This headline reminds me of that "duck job" mp3 that was "viral" quite a few years ago


Dammit! Six seconds.
 
2013-12-24 10:23:38 PM
Wasn't this brought up in the cooking a turkey with a Lamborghini thread?
 
2013-12-24 10:30:10 PM
I so totally misread the headline at first.
 
2013-12-24 10:33:39 PM

Pavia_Resistance: zulius: This headline reminds me of that "duck job" mp3 that was "viral" quite a few years ago

Dammit! Six seconds.


You linked the actual tune :)
 
2013-12-24 10:35:59 PM
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-24 10:36:31 PM
A duck for a fark, a fark for a duck and one farked up duck.
 
2013-12-24 10:37:24 PM

zulius: This headline reminds me of that "duck job" mp3 that was "viral" quite a few years ago


Still remember somebody e-mailing the mp3 to the morning show where we lived just after it appeared on the net, the DJs played it uncut and were laughing too hard to stop it, so they ended up getting fined by the FCC.
 
2013-12-24 10:40:04 PM
FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S NOT CENSORSHIP! IT'S CONTRACTUAL AND...

Oh. Sorry. Force of habit.
 
2013-12-24 10:40:23 PM
But....it's smiling at me!
 
2013-12-24 10:51:07 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's smiling!
 
2013-12-24 11:00:09 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Did you say "blow job"?
 
2013-12-24 11:04:08 PM
icdn7.digitaltrends.com
 
2013-12-24 11:06:00 PM
Have we not had enough of Phil Robertson?
 
2013-12-24 11:11:07 PM
s18.postimg.org
 
2013-12-24 11:20:20 PM

whatshisname: [icdn7.digitaltrends.com image 650x433]


LOL- The one on the right looks like she's ready to barf.


/hopefully, on my penis.
//probably not...
///I haz a sad.
////SLASHIES!
 
2013-12-24 11:21:29 PM
I made the mistake of looking at the comments.  Ran into this gem:

Hmmm...taking a hair dryer to my chicken? Are you sure I am not sending salmonella & other pathogens into the air to be inhaled by my family or to land on surfaces in my house?

I'm now much dumber.

/never read the comments.
 
2013-12-24 11:21:46 PM
www.purecooke.com

He only wanted them to dance.

/hot link
//hmmmmm Bailey.
 
2013-12-24 11:23:42 PM
Toki approves.
 
2013-12-24 11:29:45 PM

agent00pi: Toki approves.


This thread is dildos.
 
2013-12-24 11:55:32 PM
Phil Robertson, FARK is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-12-25 12:00:12 AM
www.glitters20.com

I'd say this particular duck spent a little too long with the hair dryer.
 
2013-12-25 12:00:58 AM

Matthew McSlutbeast: LOL- The one on the right looks like she's ready to barf.


That's the time to strike!
 
2013-12-25 12:09:16 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Phil Robertson, FARK is not your personal erotica site.


www.christculturenews.com
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-12-25 12:14:54 AM

ciberido: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x456]

Did you say "blow job"?


Need to re-watch that someday to remind myself just how awful it was.
 
2013-12-25 12:16:13 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Phil Robertson, FARK is not your personal erotica site.


Can it be mine?
 
2013-12-25 12:21:04 AM

megarian: agent00pi: Toki approves.

This thread is dildos.


Agreed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJTPfjKTZs
 
2013-12-25 12:22:07 AM
I'm sure will be a lot more of that since gay marriage and sex with ducks are one and the same
 
2013-12-25 12:25:00 AM

megarian: agent00pi: Toki approves.

This thread is dildos.


No I do not believe you are understanding what this concept means. You see the dildo is the device which allows the person who cannot find the other individual for the pleasing or perhaps they just do not wish this but anyway this is something which is used as the tool for checking the piercing of the canoe of she and I do not think that is something which the duck might do. I believe perhaps you were looking for the different thread and posted in this one on the accident because this is the thread about the duck. LAUGHTER OL unless it is something you wish for watching the ducks. OM MAGOODNESS NO THIS WOULD BE QUITE THE DESSERTFUL THING!
 
2013-12-25 12:25:29 AM

Gleeman: ciberido: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x456]

Did you say "blow job"?

Need to re-watch that someday to remind myself just how awful it was.


I'd rather have a root canal someday to remind myself just how awful it was.
 
2013-12-25 12:35:01 AM

Duck_of_Doom: OtherLittleGuy: Phil Robertson, FARK is not your personal erotica site.

Can it be mine?


another-day.co.za

I don't see why not. Sing along, everybody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
 
2013-12-25 12:36:10 AM

meow said the dog: megarian: agent00pi: Toki approves.

This thread is dildos.

No I do not believe you are understanding what this concept means. You see the dildo is the device which allows the person who cannot find the other individual for the pleasing or perhaps they just do not wish this but anyway this is something which is used as the tool for checking the piercing of the canoe of she and I do not think that is something which the duck might do. I believe perhaps you were looking for the different thread and posted in this one on the accident because this is the thread about the duck. LAUGHTER OL unless it is something you wish for watching the ducks. OM MAGOODNESS NO THIS WOULD BE QUITE THE DESSERTFUL THING!


Listen c*nt, I did post in the wrong thread but the comment is just as relevant so you didn't have to be a dick about it. OH WAIT I guess I could use that dick for my dildos that I'm APPARENTLY using wrong.

/it's a hand massager
 
2013-12-25 12:43:10 AM
Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.
 
2013-12-25 12:43:25 AM

meow said the dog: megarian: agent00pi: Toki approves.

This thread is dildos.

No I do not believe you are understanding what this concept means. You see the dildo is the device which allows the person who cannot find the other individual for the pleasing or perhaps they just do not wish this but anyway this is something which is used as the tool for checking the piercing of the canoe of she and I do not think that is something which the duck might do. I believe perhaps you were looking for the different thread and posted in this one on the accident because this is the thread about the duck. LAUGHTER OL unless it is something you wish for watching the ducks. OM MAGOODNESS NO THIS WOULD BE QUITE THE DESSERTFUL THING!


Oh hell yes. Love me some meow.
 
2013-12-25 12:47:13 AM
where's the Fark food thread of best way to cook a duck?
 
2013-12-25 12:47:20 AM

megarian: Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.


You just need the proper attachments:

shopaholic.become.co.uk
 
2013-12-25 12:48:39 AM

megarian: Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.


They have a corkscrew shaped penis, so I don't see why it would be impossible, just ill advised.
 
2013-12-25 12:49:17 AM

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.

You just need the proper attachments:


I am terrified of your GIS history.
 
2013-12-25 12:51:16 AM

megarian: Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.

You just need the proper attachments:

I am terrified of your GIS history.


So am I, to be honest. ;>p
 
2013-12-25 12:52:04 AM

Gwyrddu: megarian: Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.

They have a corkscrew shaped penis, so I don't see why it would be impossible, just ill advised.


Why do you know this?

This is important.
 
2013-12-25 12:52:57 AM

megarian: You can't even blow a duck.


I do the begging of the differment of you.
 
2013-12-25 12:52:58 AM
So can you toungepunch a duck in it's cloacabox?
 
2013-12-25 12:56:00 AM

megarian: Gwyrddu: megarian: Wait...this is all bullsh*t.

You can't even blow a duck. They have cloacae or something.

They have a corkscrew shaped penis, so I don't see why it would be impossible, just ill advised.

Why do you know this?

This is important.


How else do you think you open a bottle of Cold Duck?
 
2013-12-25 12:57:12 AM

megarian: So can you toungepunch a duck in it's cloacabox?


That's the finest comment I've ever seen.
 
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