Redwing: Another article with a few more details.Witnesses report hearing two shots. Police believe they came from a second story window in a nearby building.Unknown if there was a 2nd shooter on a grassy knoll.
Ambivalence: Is greeting Santa wearing nothing but a red lace teddy considered naughty or nice?
Bit'O'Gristle: No matter what happens, no matter how nice, some asshole has to step up and ruin things for others. I'll bet after he was shot, all those kids in line 1. never got to see Santa, and 2. never got gifts. I hope the little bastard who did this finds he has no purpose in life, and kills himself in a gruesome and bloody manner.
nyseattitude: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Dear Santa,You are a biatch nubian. No, scratch that. Dear Santa, you are a biatch *ass* nubian.
leonel: Wanted for questioning[www.imfdb.org image 500x282]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Little bastard shot me in the ass
FriarReb98: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Little bastard shot me in the assSo I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whisky bottle and...I've been there ever since.
RussianPooper: A man dressed as Santa Claus at a toy giveaway in southeast Washington, D.C., is recovering after being shot in the back with a pellet gun.
Krab: Dear Santa, You are a biatch n***a. No, scratch that.Wait wait wait hold up hold up hold upDear Santa,You are a biatch *ass* n***a. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a biatch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe.Sincurly yours,The Santa Stalker.[i279.photobucket.com image 480x272]
Danger Avoid Death: Ambivalence: Is greeting Santa wearing nothing but a red lace teddy considered naughty or nice?
DirtyOldGeek: Dumbass is right! Giving away free stuff, even toys, is socialism at its worst. This is 'Murica; we don't go in for that socialist stuff (except Social Security and Medicare, but hose are entitlements, which I totally deserve.). Santa's lucky, he got off easy...this time.
Some Coke Drinking Guy: You know, Teddy Roosevelt once gave a two hour speech, before seeking treatment, after getting shot by a real gun, by a real assassin. This guy couldn't stay in character, in front of all those kids, after suffering the equivalent of a bee sting. I take that back, bee stings are at least venomous, and can sometimes actually be be lethal. And yes, I have been shot by bb guns, plenty of times. My friends were sociopaths growing up.
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