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(Yahoo)   How to cook your holiday turkey using a $490,000 Lamborghini Aventador. Step 1: Acquire a $490,000 Lamborghini Aventador   (autos.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2013-12-24 02:45:14 PM
 
2013-12-24 02:49:15 PM
Enjoy your exhaust-flavored turkey.
 
2013-12-24 02:53:18 PM
Step 2: bang a couple of smoking hot bimbos

Step 3: there is no step 3
 
2013-12-24 02:53:25 PM
Actually, I think they rent those at Enterprise...
 
2013-12-24 02:54:20 PM
I used to read Popular Mechanics when I was a kid back in the 60's, and I remember an article about cooking your food on your car engine block while driving across country. It had recipes, how to wrap the food in foil, where to place it on the engine, cooking times, etc.

So, before you hit the road, you would emplace all the goodies, then drive til lunch time, pull over, open the hood and eat!
 
2013-12-24 02:54:41 PM
...the Lamborghini, not the bimbos...
 
2013-12-24 02:56:47 PM
Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.
 
2013-12-24 02:56:54 PM
How could something that shoots fire out its exhaust be certified safe for public roads?

Considering it would probably kill the mechanic testing it, it would probably fail the NCT here.
 
2013-12-24 02:57:28 PM
Not particularly impressed:
www.wired.com
 
2013-12-24 03:00:03 PM
Step one is the easy part.
 
2013-12-24 03:00:12 PM
Join us next week where we make an apple pie from scratch.

Step 1:

Invent the Universe.
 
2013-12-24 03:00:54 PM

FoonFlake: ...the Lamborghini, not the bimbos...


You may be right either way.
 
2013-12-24 03:01:08 PM

inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.


2/10
 
2013-12-24 03:02:59 PM
10 minutes being held over intermittent flames and it's cooked to a golden brown?  Yeah, I'm calling BS on this one.
 
2013-12-24 03:04:57 PM
Step 2.  Once your Lamborghini's motor has cooked  it's engine due to lack of airflow for the cooling system, have new engine installed and try again.

I thought Manifold Destiny was odd enough, this is something I don't think I'd want to try.

Although, I did once make hotdogs on a grill started by 112 octane race gas.  What?  We had no lighter fluid, what would you do?
 
2013-12-24 03:05:58 PM
I tried that once. It left me exhausted.
 
2013-12-24 03:06:57 PM
I'm sure I remember a brief scene in American Graffiti where one of the background hotrods had a chicken 'roasting' on a spit in the exhaust?
 
2013-12-24 03:07:38 PM

tetsoushima: Join us next week where we make an apple pie from scratch.

Step 1:

Invent the Universe.



That was a great episode of Cosmos.
 
2013-12-24 03:08:06 PM
Shouldn't that be an "Advent-ador"?
 
2013-12-24 03:10:22 PM
LAUGHTER OL this shares the realism that is the syntax of me.
 
2013-12-24 03:12:15 PM
Penis extenders, er, Lamborghinis have always been kind of meh to me (and frankly a little embarrassing to drive), but the Aventador is the first and only one I desperately want to own. I wonder if they'd let me have it in raw carbon rather than painted...

Oh, and cooking a turkey with it is stupid.
 
2013-12-24 03:14:31 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Step 2.  Once your Lamborghini's motor has cooked  it's engine due to lack of airflow for the cooling system, have new engine installed and try again.

I thought Manifold Destiny was odd enough, this is something I don't think I'd want to try.

Although, I did once make hotdogs on a grill started by 112 octane race gas.  What?  We had no lighter fluid, what would you do?


Probably something not dangerously stupid, but I'm not eating hot dogs right now am I?
 
2013-12-24 03:17:19 PM
Well, that's stupid.
 
2013-12-24 03:17:42 PM

JerkStore: Penis extenders, er, Lamborghinis have always been kind of meh to me (and frankly a little embarrassing to drive), but the Aventador is the first and only one I desperately want to own. I wonder if they'd let me have it in raw carbon rather than painted...

Oh, and cooking a turkey with it is stupid.


I don't care how impractical they are or how finicky they can be, I've always wanted a Countach since I first saw one on the Cannonball Run when I was ten years old.  Nothing before or since comes close....until the Aventadpr was unveiled.  Wow.
 
2013-12-24 03:18:20 PM
Huracan looks awesome.
 
2013-12-24 03:19:39 PM
funnehpictures.com
 
2013-12-24 03:22:16 PM

JerkStore: Penis extenders, er, Lamborghinis have always been kind of meh to me (and frankly a little embarrassing to drive),


I know I'm embarrassed every time I take my Lambo out for a spin...

:)
 
2013-12-24 03:23:33 PM
Last year I cooked one in a deep fryer. A Lamborghini, not a turkey.
 
2013-12-24 03:23:59 PM

Osomatic: 10 minutes being held over intermittent flames and it's cooked to a golden brown?  Yeah, I'm calling BS on this one.


Why couldn't it be cooked to a golden brown? The golden brown is the easy part. Not being raw half an inch from the surface is the hard part.
 
2013-12-24 03:26:25 PM

inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.


Take whatever device you're using to post on Fark and sell it to feed the hungry.

/is that a bite?
//did I bite?
 
2013-12-24 03:30:04 PM

moike: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

2/10


a) if I was trolling it was better than a 2.
b) I was not trolling. No exploitative arrogant fark deserves a 500,000$ car.

They shouldn't exist and wealth disparity is a huge farking problem.
 
2013-12-24 03:30:19 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Step 2.  Once your Lamborghini's motor has cooked  it's engine due to lack of airflow for the cooling system, have new engine installed and try again.

I thought Manifold Destiny was odd enough, this is something I don't think I'd want to try.

Although, I did once make hotdogs on a grill started by 112 octane race gas.  What?  We had no lighter fluid, what would you do?


Use regular 87 gas? High octane fuel is less flammable than regular, that's the whole point of it.

/plus, y'know, enjoy that delicious tetraethyl lead in your food
 
2013-12-24 03:30:42 PM
Guy sounds like a dicksmack.

farker probably brined too.
 
2013-12-24 03:32:11 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

Take whatever device you're using to post on Fark and sell it to feed the hungry.

/is that a bite?
//did I bite?


So because I have minor luxuries it's acceptable for a miniscule percentage of the population to consistently own and earn more than everyone else on a level that exponants even have trouble finding?

It's easier for a camel.....
 
2013-12-24 03:32:51 PM

inclemency: They shouldn't exist and wealth disparity is a huge farking problem.


you sound poor
 
2013-12-24 03:33:06 PM

inclemency: moike: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

2/10

a) if I was trolling it was better than a 2.
b) I was not trolling. No exploitative arrogant fark deserves a 500,000$ car.

They shouldn't exist and wealth disparity is a huge farking problem.


2/10
 
2013-12-24 03:35:26 PM

inclemency: It's easier for a camel....


You cooked a camel with a Lamborghini?
 
2013-12-24 03:35:42 PM
Or you could save some cash and use a Porsche

guardianlv.com
 
2013-12-24 03:36:25 PM
Meh, a Ferrari is far better for cooking:

fubegra.net
 
2013-12-24 03:36:59 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Dr Jack Badofsky: Step 2.  Once your Lamborghini's motor has cooked  it's engine due to lack of airflow for the cooling system, have new engine installed and try again.

I thought Manifold Destiny was odd enough, this is something I don't think I'd want to try.

Although, I did once make hotdogs on a grill started by 112 octane race gas.  What?  We had no lighter fluid, what would you do?

Use regular 87 gas? High octane fuel is less flammable than regular, that's the whole point of it.

/plus, y'know, enjoy that delicious tetraethyl lead in your food


Two things:

1.  Race gas was the only thing we had in a container that did not require siphoning to get to, and

2. A little lead compared to god-only-knows what those hotdogs were made of, hard to say which is worse.  The gas wasn't a condiment, just charcoal starter.

/ it was high school, and we were drinking.  Rationale was out the window, along with the notion of mortality.
 
2013-12-24 03:38:46 PM

falseidols: Or you could save some cash and use a Porsche

[guardianlv.com image 300x416]


You are completely evil. I love you, man.
 
2013-12-24 03:43:09 PM

inclemency: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

Take whatever device you're using to post on Fark and sell it to feed the hungry.

/is that a bite?
//did I bite?

So because I have minor luxuries it's acceptable for a miniscule percentage of the population to consistently own and earn more than everyone else on a level that exponants even have trouble finding?

It's easier for a camel.....


The key word in your statement is "luxury".  There are people that can't afford smartphones/tablets, you opulence-hazzer.  Eye of the beholder, buddy.  There are no laws keeping you from a Lamborghini, just your own shortcomings.  Oh wait, you're in Canada.  That might factor in then.
 
2013-12-24 03:45:48 PM
That car has one sexified tachometer in it.
 
2013-12-24 03:50:53 PM

inclemency: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

Take whatever device you're using to post on Fark and sell it to feed the hungry.

/is that a bite?
//did I bite?

So because I have minor luxuries it's acceptable for a miniscule percentage of the population to consistently own and earn more than everyone else on a level that exponants even have trouble finding?

It's easier for a camel.....


Yeah, "easier" but our lord never said "impossible". Just because you can purchase outrageous luxuries doesn't mean you're an inherently selfish person. Bill and Melinda prove that. Rich people donate a large amount to charities, not so much the poor.

So yes, either you take a vow of poverty and prove your convictions to the world or you have no right to make those absurd judgements.
 
2013-12-24 04:16:26 PM
This is a travesty, the timing is clearly retarded.
 
2013-12-24 04:20:55 PM
If you cook with a Telsa, you only spend $90k and one evening's electricy, instead of $490k and $100 of gasoline.

static6.businessinsider.com
 
2013-12-24 04:24:41 PM

mr lawson: inclemency: They shouldn't exist and wealth disparity is a huge farking problem.

you sound poor


Nope.
 
2013-12-24 04:25:34 PM

moike: inclemency: moike: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

2/10

a) if I was trolling it was better than a 2.
b) I was not trolling. No exploitative arrogant fark deserves a 500,000$ car.

They shouldn't exist and wealth disparity is a huge farking problem.

2/10


0/10
 
2013-12-24 04:26:57 PM

moike: inclemency: moike: inclemency: Eat (and kill) the rich. The ostentatious and arrogant aspect of bullshiat like this simply reminds us all that nobody deserves exponential wealth earned through exploitation (yes, it's always true). So bored you're cooking a turkey with a car that could feed hundreds for a year?DIAF.

2/10

a) if I was trolling it was better than a 2.
b) I was not trolling. No exploitative arrogant fark deserves a 500,000$ car.

They shouldn't exist and wealth disparity is a huge farking problem.

2/10


I dunno; the initial was so bad I think they were actually trying to turn it into a legitimate argument, and if not, it's 1/10.  We have to consider that in any case, it was just made more fail.
 
2013-12-24 04:31:49 PM

inclemency: It's easier for a camel.....


Judge not...
 
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