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(The Consumerist)   It's your annual "Who is that fat guy in the red suit and GET ME OFF HIS LAP" photo thread   (consumerist.com) divider line 76
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2013-12-24 09:43:28 AM
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Me getting Claused
 
2013-12-24 10:33:27 AM
I am assuming Consumerist compensated the photographers since they slapped their damn watermark in the farking MIDDLE of the images.
 
2013-12-24 10:35:09 AM
The COMSUMERIST watermark across every picture in that article really adds an extra little something, like that sprinkle of nutmeg on your egg nog.
 
2013-12-24 11:01:33 AM
I'll link it as NSFW for goodwill toward Moderator.
 
2013-12-24 11:13:03 AM
I recently had my first picture taken with Santa; I didn't react like that.
 
2013-12-24 11:35:26 AM
i162.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-24 11:39:52 AM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 570x456]


I want that framed.
 
2013-12-24 11:41:12 AM
Let's caption Santa!

These damn screaming kids; Santa needs a nice, tall bourbon. HELLLO Ms. YogaPants! Why don't you come sit on Santa's lap...
 
2013-12-24 11:46:59 AM
Isn't it funny how we spend so much time telling our kids to be wary of strangers and then can't understand the reaction when we plop poor Timmy down on some crazy old man's lap to take a photograph?
 
2013-12-24 11:47:06 AM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 570x456]


Okay, now THAT'S funny!
 
2013-12-24 11:50:58 AM
www.justamorous.com

/sorry about the size
 
2013-12-24 11:54:49 AM

Phil Clinton: [www.justamorous.com image 768x1024]

/sorry about the size


His, or the pictures?
 
2013-12-24 11:54:55 AM
What we have here is a failure of the parents to communicate to their children.

Don't make me repeat this in a Southern accent.
 
GBB
2013-12-24 11:58:51 AM

theotherles: What we have here is a failure of the parents to communicate to their children.

Don't make me repeat this in a Southern accent.


It is the sexiest of the American accents.
 
2013-12-24 12:01:03 PM
My little guy, now 26 months, is not amused.
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2013-12-24 12:05:15 PM
Behold the monstrous evil that is...

s.buzzfeed.com

SANTA CLAUS!
 
2013-12-24 12:06:20 PM
Clowns just barely edge out Mall Santa on my creepy shiatometer, but the difference is usually negligible.
 
2013-12-24 12:10:59 PM

ElLoco: Clowns just barely edge out Mall Santa on my creepy shiatometer, but the difference is usually negligible.


Mall Easter bunnies may have them both beat. Guy I knew who worked as one was also a furry.
 
2013-12-24 12:11:30 PM

GBB: theotherles: What we have here is a failure of the parents to communicate to their children.

Don't make me repeat this in a Southern accent.

It is the sexiest of the American accents.


For women.  On men a southern accent sounds a bit dumb.

But then there is Kevin Spacey in the American version of the House Of Cards series.
 
2013-12-24 12:14:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG1yhm5YO40

There's a funny fat man in a silly red suit stuck in the smoke hole of our tipi.
 
2013-12-24 12:17:57 PM
i.imgur.com

My Grandson's 2013 Santa pic.
 
2013-12-24 12:22:41 PM

iheartscotch: Let's caption Santa!

These damn screaming kids; Santa needs a nice, tall bourbon. HELLLO Ms. YogaPants! Why don't you come sit on Santa's lap...


cdn.styleblazer.com

Approves wholeheartedly.
 
2013-12-24 12:23:58 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com

My Dad, in the 1940s.  Definitely not a new phenomenon.
 
2013-12-24 12:27:09 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-12-24 12:28:49 PM
My son was one of the screamers. Flipped OUT. We chose not to immortalize it in photos. He was calm for his picture with his sister and Santa, but once it was just him? Oh hell no.
 
2013-12-24 12:32:08 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 570x456]


That really did make me laugh like a mental patient!


durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2013-12-24 12:37:08 PM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 570x456]


*dead*

Someone knew she was gonna get coal in her stocking and was totally beyond caring, there.
 
2013-12-24 12:41:15 PM
I really don't understand why children would be frightened of...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-24 12:48:28 PM
Don't like Santa? From now on you don't get to see him and he won't visit you because you're naughty.
 
2013-12-24 12:51:59 PM
Oh those poor Santas. Some of them look ready to hit the bottle on their next smoke break.
 
2013-12-24 12:55:58 PM
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Lil' FPB isn't real sure if he's into it.
 
2013-12-24 12:57:17 PM

www.windsorstar.com
"Santa is lactose-intolerant!"


/not obscure
 
2013-12-24 01:05:09 PM
Yo, Imma let you all finish posting Santa with scared kid pics, but this is the best one of all time:

lh4.ggpht.com
Boy looks like he just got a UFIA and doesn't like it
Older girl looks like she got a UFIA and definitely likes it.
Young girl is scared sh*tless.
Santa looks creepy as f*ck
 
2013-12-24 01:20:20 PM
A little blurry, but you can definitely feel the love

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2013-12-24 01:20:29 PM

Walker: Yo, Imma let you all finish posting Santa with scared kid pics, but this is the best one of all time:


Boy looks like he just got a UFIA and doesn't like it
Older girl looks like she got a UFIA and definitely likes it.
Young girl is scared sh*tless.
Santa looks creepy as f*ck


ROFL! Thanks, now I feel like I'm going to hell right before Christmas! She does look like she enjoys it...
 
2013-12-24 01:29:05 PM

Walker: Yo, Imma let you all finish posting Santa with scared kid pics, but this is the best one of all time:

[lh4.ggpht.com image 526x800]
Boy looks like he just got a UFIA and doesn't like it
Older girl looks like she got a UFIA and definitely likes it.
Young girl realizes Santa only has 2 hands..
Santa looks creepy as f*ck


FTFY.
 
2013-12-24 01:42:53 PM
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2013-12-24 01:47:51 PM
I have a buddy who is a professional Santa Claus... He even got a commercial for Target... Here's the YouTube link... And that is all his real hair and beard.
 
2013-12-24 01:48:50 PM
Scary looking bearded white man wearing strange clothes terrorizes your children: next on Fox News!
 
2013-12-24 01:51:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-24 01:52:35 PM

macadamnut: [s3.amazonaws.com image 850x478]


Have you tried staples!?
 
GBB
2013-12-24 01:55:31 PM

theotherles: GBB: theotherles: What we have here is a failure of the parents to communicate to their children.

Don't make me repeat this in a Southern accent.

It is the sexiest of the American accents.

For women.  On men a southern accent sounds a bit dumb.

But then there is Kevin Spacey in the American version of the House Of Cards series.


That survey didn't really distinguish between Dixie, Southern Belle, Southern Dandy, and Backwoods Redneck.  It was like calling every accent in Europe "British".
 
2013-12-24 01:55:54 PM
I just watched Rare Exports last night, so this fits perfectly.
 
2013-12-24 02:01:51 PM
My boys last year
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2013-12-24 02:07:52 PM

Sybarite: The COMSUMERIST watermark across every picture in that article really adds an extra little something, like that sprinkle of nutmeg on your egg nog.


Or a sprinkle of turd in your punch bowl...
 
2013-12-24 02:08:40 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: My boys last year
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Hah! So the older one is trying to sell the little one that it's OK!
 
2013-12-24 02:16:15 PM
For every mall Santa there should be a mall Krampus sitting right next to him. These kids would behave better if they knew there would be consequences.
 
2013-12-24 02:22:28 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: My boys last year
[scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x564]


Adorable!
 
2013-12-24 02:44:53 PM

Walker: Yo, Imma let you all finish posting Santa with scared kid pics, but this is the best one of all time:

[lh4.ggpht.com image 526x800]
Boy looks like he just got a UFIA and doesn't like it
Older girl looks like she got a UFIA and definitely likes it.
Young girl is scared sh*tless.
Santa looks creepy as f*ck


OMG, Saved.  That picture has everything.
 
2013-12-24 02:45:23 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
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