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2013-12-24 11:37:15 AM  
Look on the bright side. Everyone in the middle of the country now owns a refrigerator!

/Frigidaire? Come on, it's funny.
 
2013-12-24 11:40:02 AM  
It was -5F this morning, here. Woohooo.
 
2013-12-24 11:41:22 AM  
The invention of Frigid Air Socks during the Summer months.

biz-tec.mx
 
2013-12-24 11:42:27 AM  
We had -17F this morning. Might have been the coldest so far this year.
 
2013-12-24 11:45:16 AM  
The high today is only going to be 63. I don't know how I'm going to cope...
 
2013-12-24 11:47:04 AM  
Midget Fist is a better name for a band....
 
GBB
2013-12-24 11:47:20 AM  

KarmicDisaster: We had -17F this morning. Might have been the coldest so far this year.


What about the F-17??
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-24 11:47:46 AM  
-20f here. I lost my penis.
 
2013-12-24 11:59:10 AM  

jizzler: Midget Fist is a better name for a band....


Always been a fan of Binder-twine.
/sounds dirty...
 
2013-12-24 12:03:53 PM  
-4F when I woke up today. It's about 4F now. And snow tonight. Yippee.

God, I miss Tucson.
 
2013-12-24 12:08:22 PM  
26 with freezing fog this morning in SW Oklahoma. But supposed to get in the 40's today
 
2013-12-24 12:15:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: Look on the bright side. Everyone in the middle of the country now owns a refrigerator!

/Frigidaire? Come on, it's funny.


This is the hot point of the thread?
 
2013-12-24 12:19:32 PM  
-21 here as we speak. I had to run out for cough syrup because we are all sick and ran out. When I came back in the house, I was overcome with a coughing fit so severe that I threw up on the cat. It was violent and horrible, and I attribute it to the extremely cold, dry air.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Florida.
 
2013-12-24 12:22:24 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

Mildly amused at headline.
 
2013-12-24 12:39:50 PM  

cgraves67: It was -5F this morning, here. Woohooo.


I'd take -5 if I had power.  20 without power is bad enough.
 
2013-12-24 12:46:04 PM  
Moved to Florida a few months ago from Midwest.  Really getting a kick....

/My friends back home are starting to hate my 'Brrrrr....we had to close the windows tonight, got down to 60' posts...
//biatches need to visit!
///homesick for some things, but do NOT miss that bone-chilling cold.
 
2013-12-24 12:47:03 PM  
It's 80 degrees here in LA. Might hit the beach this Christmas.
 
2013-12-24 12:48:44 PM  
See, I picture "Frigid Air Socks" as more of a cat name.
 
2013-12-24 12:52:08 PM  
As a matter of fact, Frigid Air Socks is the name of my Stabbing Westward cover band.
 
2013-12-24 12:52:45 PM  
Wait, you mean winters are cold in the midwest? when the hell did this start?!
 
2013-12-24 01:13:26 PM  

redslippers: -21 here as we speak. I had to run out for cough syrup because we are all sick and ran out. When I came back in the house, I was overcome with a coughing fit so severe that I threw up on the cat. It was violent and horrible, and I attribute it to the extremely cold, dry air.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Florida.


Shouldn't your handle be Multi-coloredSlippers? Just sayin'...

Cousin moved to texas last year and is complaining 'bout the 45° temps. Suck it, cuz.
 
2013-12-24 01:14:14 PM  

jizzler: Midget Fist is a better name for a band....


or how about HIV and the Positives
 
2013-12-24 01:15:38 PM  
No, no it would not
 
2013-12-24 01:19:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
Frigid socks
 
2013-12-24 01:32:04 PM  

sexorcisst: jizzler: Midget Fist is a better name for a band....

or how about HIV and the Positives

Gay two-penised albino goat porn

 
2013-12-24 01:36:49 PM  
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2013-12-24 01:48:42 PM  

jjwars1: -20f here. I lost my penis.


Careful, not all of it comes back.

/an incremental thingie
 
2013-12-24 01:52:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: Look on the bright side. Everyone in the middle of the country now owns a refrigerator!

/Frigidaire? Come on, it's funny.


Even the 0.4% who didn't own a refrigerator before.... now nobody is "poor"!
 
2013-12-24 02:07:29 PM  
meh. it's winter in iowa, pussies.

15 and some sleet here right now and that's practically a heat wave
 
2013-12-24 02:11:58 PM  

jjwars1: -20f here. I lost my penis.


dalesdesigns.net

What about the balls?
 
2013-12-24 02:32:53 PM  

jjwars1: -20f here. I lost my penis.


It's in your small intestine. Your balls are nestled up next to your bladder.
 
2013-12-24 02:45:10 PM  
19 this morning, it was like 70 yesterday.
 
2013-12-24 03:04:52 PM  
Tiniest violin playing. We routinely get below minus 40 in jan/feb before windchill (Farenheit and Celsius scales intersect at -40).
 
2013-12-24 03:28:00 PM  

TomD9938: jjwars1: -20f here. I lost my penis.

[dalesdesigns.net image 365x308]

What about the balls?


More concerned with the monkey.
 
2013-12-24 03:34:00 PM  

redslippers: I was overcome with a coughing fit so severe that I threw up on the cat.

 
2013-12-24 04:00:01 PM  

ChipNASA: sexorcisst: jizzler: Midget Fist is a better name for a band....

or how about HIV and the Positives

Gay two-penised albino goat porn


Sergeant Scrotum of the Romanian Bung Brigade
 
2013-12-24 04:21:53 PM  
Ringggggg.   Ringgggggg.

"Hello."

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"Yes."

"Well, tell it it's mother said to put some shoes on and stop running around in it's Frigidaire socks."
 
2013-12-24 07:07:08 PM  

TV's Vinnie: The invention of Frigid Air Socks during the Summer months.

[biz-tec.mx image 680x400]


Frigid Air Socks sounds like a late-nite infomercial, yeah.
 
2013-12-24 09:03:11 PM  
it's gd snowing too. wtf it should be too cold for snow.
 
2013-12-25 09:44:20 AM  

redslippers: -21 here as we speak. I had to run out for cough syrup because we are all sick and ran out. When I came back in the house, I was overcome with a coughing fit so severe that I threw up on the cat. It was violent and horrible, and I attribute it to the extremely cold, dry air.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Florida.


Welcome to Florida
Now go home...
 
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