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(TMZ)   Miley Cyrus abandons Twerking for...whatever the hell this is (w/video)   (tmz.com) divider line 50
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2013-12-24 09:46:16 AM
TMZ articles are just below spambot comments on YouTube in the hierarchy of internet journalism.
 
2013-12-24 11:25:18 AM
Looks like Miley Cyrus themodernmage.com is tired of the tango, fed up with fandango
 
2013-12-24 11:32:21 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: TMZ articles are just below spambot comments on YouTube in the hierarchy of internet journalism.


And the Weeners on this thread no less.

Go on...tell us how little you care.
 
2013-12-24 11:33:22 AM
Oh,So she saw another bunch of ratchet ass rats doing it on a video......and jumped on it  QUICK!
 
2013-12-24 11:39:38 AM
Dear Santa,

Miley Cyrus had her year in 2013. Good for her.

For the rest of us, please make it stop in 2014.

Thank you,

baconbeard
 
2013-12-24 11:52:32 AM

baconbeard: Dear Santa,

Miley Cyrus had her year in 2013. Good for her.

For the rest of us, please make it stop in 2014.

Thank you,

baconbeard


She could abandon tweaking for anal, I'd be fine with that. Too bad "Wrecking Ball" killed the chance of her doing even soft-core to ressurect her career when it starts declining.
 
2013-12-24 11:59:26 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: She could abandon tweaking for anal, I'd be fine with that. Too bad "Wrecking Ball" killed the chance of her doing even soft-core to ressurect her career when it starts declining.


notthatyouaskedbutttt.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-24 12:04:23 PM
F*ck Miley Cyrus right up her f*cking attention-whoring ass.

Unless that's what she's doing in the video. then just ignore her.
 
2013-12-24 12:05:07 PM

Beerguy: Crotchrocket Slim: She could abandon tweaking for anal, I'd be fine with that. Too bad "Wrecking Ball" killed the chance of her doing even soft-core to ressurect her career when it starts declining.

[notthatyouaskedbutttt.files.wordpress.com image 600x480]


There are some people I want to see naked, Pre Tweark Miley yes - the short hair and retarded outfits Miley? Only ones jerking off to that will be the ones with down syndrome.
 
2013-12-24 12:07:07 PM
I feel stupider for having watch 4 seconds of that crap video.
 
2013-12-24 12:31:51 PM
I really don't care, I would still fark her with a second thought. She has that weird sexy hotness factor, long hair or shaved head matters not to me.
 
2013-12-24 12:32:36 PM
dammit! without a second thought
 
2013-12-24 12:37:27 PM

AbiNormal: I feel stupider for having watch 4 seconds of that crap video.


I am grateful to our IT folks for blocking video and preserving my brain. I am gonna need it when I start drinking with the family later today.
 
2013-12-24 12:40:39 PM
I have a much lower opinion of myself after first clicking on the article, then watching the video, and now I'm making this post. Whatever self respect I had is gone, all that remains is shame.
 
2013-12-24 12:47:14 PM

MayoSlather: I have a much lower opinion of myself after first clicking on the article, then watching the video, and now I'm making this post. Whatever self respect I had is gone, all that remains is shame.


I think you speak for us all.
 
2013-12-24 12:47:33 PM
Looks like a kid acting like a kid.
 
2013-12-24 12:49:02 PM

MayoSlather: I have a much lower opinion of myself after first clicking on the article, then watching the video, and now I'm making this post. Whatever self respect I had is gone, all that remains is shame.


It's not like you're feeling the same level of shame when after not finding Farrah Abraham's work on Redtube you start looking at the other 'tubes on the net for it.
/not like I know from experience
//stop looking at me
 
2013-12-24 12:51:58 PM
She reminds me of a Facebook friend i have.  Everything they post annoys me to no end, but that is precisely the reason i keep them around... Extreme annoyance is always an interesting emotion to break up the monotony of the day.
 
2013-12-24 12:52:08 PM
She's young and rich and can do whatever she wants. No matter how dumb or contrived, others will think it (or her) is hot enough to get away with it. It's almost as if the world never changes.
 
2013-12-24 01:02:14 PM
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/just don't look, just don't look
 
2013-12-24 01:03:48 PM

SomeoneDumb: others will think it (or her) is hot enough to get away with it


That's the thing. NO ONE thinks she's hot.
 
2013-12-24 01:08:06 PM

baconbeard: SomeoneDumb: others will think it (or her) is hot enough to get away with it

That's the thing. NO ONE thinks she's hot.


Danknerd upthread does. But he might be retarded.
 
2013-12-24 01:09:43 PM

baconbeard: That's the thing. NO ONE thinks she's hot.


Trailer trash with an attitude isn't incredibly sexy to you?
 
2013-12-24 01:23:26 PM
Clubs seem awful.  Just awful.

Granted, I'm old.  But even when I was at 'clubbing' age, they were awful to me.

Some of us were just born older
 
2013-12-24 01:32:33 PM

baconbeard: SomeoneDumb: others will think it (or her) is hot enough to get away with it

That's the thing. NO ONE thinks she's hot.


A long time ago in a skankaxy far, far away...

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-24 01:32:50 PM

Misconduc: Beerguy: Crotchrocket Slim: She could abandon tweaking for anal, I'd be fine with that. Too bad "Wrecking Ball" killed the chance of her doing even soft-core to ressurect her career when it starts declining.

[notthatyouaskedbutttt.files.wordpress.com image 600x480]


There are some people I want to see naked, Pre Tweark Miley yes - the short hair and retarded outfits Miley? Only ones jerking off to that will be the ones with down syndrome.



img.gawkerassets.comstatic.grscty.com
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.comimage.blingee.com
 
2013-12-24 01:33:25 PM

baconbeard: SomeoneDumb: others will think it (or her) is hot enough to get away with it

That's the thing. NO ONE thinks she's hot.


I don't think she's hot enough to leave my wife for, but she is pretty hot. I'd love to have her do unspeakable things to me with that tongue also.
 
2013-12-24 01:35:36 PM

cryinoutloud: F*ck Miley Cyrus right up her f*cking attention-whoring ass.


oh kaaaaaaaaay
 
2013-12-24 01:40:19 PM
I like skinny girls, but she looks 14 years old. Not good.
 
2013-12-24 02:09:56 PM

danknerd: I really don't care, I would still fark her with a second thought. She has that weird sexy hotness factor, long hair or shaved head matters not to me.




Billy Ray?
 
2013-12-24 02:19:49 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-24 02:54:49 PM
big.assets.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-12-24 03:11:03 PM
Gross
 
2013-12-24 03:24:15 PM
She's hot.

And hotter with long hair.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-12-24 04:02:59 PM

Misconduc: Beerguy: Crotchrocket Slim: She could abandon tweaking for anal, I'd be fine with that. Too bad "Wrecking Ball" killed the chance of her doing even soft-core to ressurect her career when it starts declining.

[notthatyouaskedbutttt.files.wordpress.com image 600x480]

There are some people I want to see naked, Pre Tweark Miley yes - the short hair and retarded outfits Miley? Only ones jerking off to that will be the ones with down syndrome.


It's not Downs.
 
2013-12-24 04:13:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-24 04:49:17 PM
3 things that are currently oversaturated IMO:

Miley
Will Ferrell as anchorman
Jennifer Lawrence
 
2013-12-24 05:02:16 PM

Igor Jakovsky: 3 things that are currently oversaturated IMO:

Miley
Will Ferrell as anchorman
Jennifer Lawrence


You shut your whore mouth about Nitro!
 
2013-12-24 05:09:19 PM
Damn.  Some people are really angry about young women shaking their booty, eh?

/Only mildest of interest at all, just barely enough to click the comments and discover...this.  Whatever it is.
//Frankly, it seems mildly pathological.
 
2013-12-24 05:19:40 PM
Um, can someone tell me what the hell that music was? It sounded like a huge swarm of cyberborg bees.
 
2013-12-24 05:34:14 PM

Unscratchable_Itch: Um, can someone tell me what the hell that music was? It sounded like a huge swarm of cyberborg bees.


Just call it EDM and don't forget to add to you think it's sucks. Instant respectability
 
2013-12-24 05:35:45 PM
 
2013-12-24 07:56:23 PM

buntz: Clubs seem awful.  Just awful.

Granted, I'm old.  But even when I was at 'clubbing' age, they were awful to me.

Some of us were just born older


come on! over priced drinks, cigarette stinks, reeking of sweat, moist and wet, no door in the toilets no toilet paper too, lots of people pretending they're better than you.
'clubs' do suck, unless you go with all your friends. you can just as well go to a shiat-hole dive bar and have a blast: just bring your crew.
 
2013-12-24 08:47:23 PM

She whips her hair back and forth! How original!

 
2013-12-24 09:44:02 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: /Only mildest of interest at all, just barely enough to click the comments and discover...this.  Whatever it is.
//Frankly, it seems mildly pathological.


If Miley is upset I guess she can roll around in her piles of money while flicking her cow-like tongue.
 
2013-12-25 03:39:38 AM

KrispyKritter: come on! over priced drinks, cigarette stinks, reeking of sweat, moist and wet, no door in the toilets no toilet paper too, lots of people pretending they're better than you.
'clubs' do suck, unless you go with all your friends. you can just as well go to a shiat-hole dive bar and have a blast: just bring your crew.


people generally go to clubs in the hope that they will get laid afterwards... not saying i endorse it, but this is the reason that one is meant to tolerate their otherwise crappy, aforementioned conditions....
 
2013-12-25 05:46:22 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [big.assets.huffingtonpost.com image 400x400]


That is soooo wrong on so many levels.

/laughed my arse off
 
2013-12-25 09:37:52 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: TMZ articles are just below spambot comments on YouTube in the hierarchy of internet journalism.


Well thier job is to write about idiot celebrities so it works out.
 
2013-12-25 09:39:40 AM

cryinoutloud: F*ck Miley Cyrus right up her f*cking attention-whoring ass.



As annoying as she is, I would accept that mission.
 
2013-12-25 01:34:21 PM

RoxtarRyan: [img.fark.net image 450x652]


Yikes.. that's just hurtful.
 
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