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(CNN)   Folks, we've identified Patient Zero in the War on Christmas -- Abraham Lincoln   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Christmas cards, Abraham Lincoln, humans, Benjamin Harrison, Christianity in the United States, David Frum, The Daily Beast, Calvin Coolidge  
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2013-12-24 11:24:22 AM  
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Well, the people who care about the War on Christmas probably think the South should have won anyway.
2013-12-24 11:05:37 AM  
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2013-12-24 10:51:29 AM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna go write fiction where Jesus gets sodomized by Osiris.

Happy Holidays!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-24 08:31:20 AM  
1 vote:
Lincoln? Somebody should put a bullet in his brain.

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