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(WTOP)   Churches are increasing relying on hip, edgy outdoor signs to attract new members. "Christmas -- Easier to spell than Hanukkah"   (wtop.com) divider line 22
    More: Unlikely, Pastor Mike Butzberger, North Palm Beach, United Methodist Church, Hanukkah, churches  
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2013-12-24 11:06:00 AM
"The son of God was born to a virgin in a manger...look, we really don't buy it either, but please come sing some carols with us, and we'll tell you how the all-powerful creator of space and time is personally concerned with your individual well being."

/we're gonna need more letters
 
2013-12-24 11:17:26 AM
"We put the FUN in Fundamentalism!"

/simpsons, I think
 
2013-12-24 11:26:12 AM
Should have gone with "Xmas". It's shorter.
 
2013-12-24 11:26:37 AM
Christmas, you know, x-m-a-s.

i11.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-24 11:28:01 AM
So logically we should all convert to Islam to celebrate Eid.
 
2013-12-24 11:35:16 AM
 bananas. think about it.
 
2013-12-24 12:04:39 PM
Easier to spell than Hannukkah?

So, basically the target demographic is lazy idiots?
 
2013-12-24 12:07:00 PM
Christmas.  Same God.  More nonsense.
 
2013-12-24 12:07:37 PM
Isn't Hanukkah over?
 
2013-12-24 12:10:01 PM

theotherles: Christmas.  Same God.  More nonsense.


Well, Christians have a three for one special on God, which Jews and Muslims don't.
 
2013-12-24 12:14:34 PM

simplicimus: theotherles: Christmas.  Same God.  More nonsense.

Well, Christians have a three for one special on God, which Jews and Muslims don't.


Sounds like something that could be found in a hardware store or at a car dealership.
 
2013-12-24 12:14:59 PM
There is one down by where my band practices that always has kook ball signs. One night, we had to actually get out of the car and take photos of "WHERE CHILDREN COME TO BE LOVED."  Seriously. That was their sign.

Recently, they had "DENIAL IS AN ACRONYM FOR DOESN'T EVERYONE KNOW I'M LYING". That's adorable. And not actually an acronym.

They currently have "COME CELEBRATE JESUS BIRTHDAY WITH US."

As much as I always notice these signs (I drive past this church almost every day) I have absolutely no desire to go inside. They don't even know what a proper acronym is, I don't trust their authority on much else.
 
2013-12-24 12:39:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-24 01:22:38 PM
"Hanukkah - because who the hell only wants one day of presents?"
 
2013-12-24 02:20:00 PM
especially since it's spelled Chanukah.
 
2013-12-24 02:55:35 PM

mekkab: especially since it's spelled Chanukah.


It's actually spelled חֲנֻכָּה . How you choose to render that in Roman letters is entirely up to you.
 
2013-12-24 03:30:47 PM

HailRobonia: Christmas, you know, x-m-a-s.

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That's a funny way to spell Noex. Joyeux Noex to you too, though.

Speaking of X, here's a Merry Bloody Xmas, Irish-Canadian or Australian style. (both SFW)
 
2013-12-24 04:52:07 PM
That's pretty funny to be honest
 
2013-12-24 06:01:10 PM
 
2013-12-24 07:08:07 PM
What would the reaction be if they posted "Christmas - Easier to spell than Kwanzaa"?
 
2013-12-24 07:28:14 PM

CheekyMonkey: Easier to spell than Hannukkah?

So, basically the target demographic is lazy idiots?


Yes for the past 2,000 years
 
2013-12-24 10:58:57 PM
I live in the Southeast and some of the churches here have these huge electronic signs that look more expensive than the entire church building. Doesn't the "flock" ever wonder if the pastors who buy these things is handling the church funds wisely?  Jesus said help the poor? Maybe later..we need a giant jumbo tron infront of the church to announce my latest sermon theme first.
 
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