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(Hawaii News Now)   Meanwhile in Hawaii, Obama's up to the usual presidential-vacation stuff. Golfing, yelling at a polar bear, greeting locals, more gol... wait, what?   (hawaiinewsnow.com) divider line 130
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2013-12-24 10:07:25 AM
This global warming stuff is REALLY getting out of hand.
 
2013-12-24 10:26:40 AM
Probably escaped from the frozen wheel chamber.
 
2013-12-24 10:32:59 AM
 
2013-12-24 10:55:35 AM
If sawyer was with him he'd be safe
 
2013-12-24 11:00:41 AM
Damn. That must be one tired polar bear.
 
2013-12-24 11:44:44 AM
10 million dollars a day to go to a foreign country!
 
2013-12-24 11:45:05 AM
Boy the eagles really did kick the crap out of the bears.
 
2013-12-24 11:46:49 AM
Clearly history's greatest monster.
 
2013-12-24 11:47:20 AM
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2013-12-24 11:47:31 AM
Man environmentalists need to go the PETA route and use hot naked chicks covered in oil to make their point, because who does not like hot naked chicks covered in oil.
 
2013-12-24 11:49:29 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Man environmentalists need to go the PETA route and use hot naked chicks covered in oil to make their point, because who does not like hot naked chicks covered in oil.


If global warming means less clothes on beautiful women....
 
2013-12-24 11:50:25 AM
How did that Polar Bear get into Hawaii without a 30 day quarantine?!?!?
 
2013-12-24 11:50:59 AM
Polar bear = old white guy
 
2013-12-24 11:51:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-24 11:52:10 AM
Maybe he thought it was a cloud?
 
2013-12-24 11:53:56 AM

trappedspirit: Polar bear = old white guy



Go home whitey .
 
2013-12-24 11:54:22 AM

gingerjet: Clearly history's greatest monster.


Jesus dude...it's just a guy in a bear suit. Lighten up.
 
2013-12-24 11:54:33 AM
Golf's?
 
2013-12-24 11:56:11 AM
Hell of a swim for that bear.  Give him a beer!
 
2013-12-24 11:56:19 AM
And how much is this costing us?  $20000000000000000000000000000 a day, no doubt.
 
2013-12-24 11:57:15 AM

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brojsimpson.com
 
2013-12-24 11:57:23 AM
I agree with the bear. Keystone sucks.

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2013-12-24 11:57:38 AM

JolobinSmokin: Boy the eagles really did kick the crap out of the bears.


And next are the Cowboys.  Why do the Eagles, a symbol of America, hate other symbols of America?
 
2013-12-24 11:58:17 AM

meat0918: Slaves2Darkness: Man environmentalists need to go the PETA route and use hot naked chicks covered in oil to make their point, because who does not like hot naked chicks covered in oil.

If global warming means less clothes on beautiful women....


For reference

This
www.dhresource.com

or this

www.foinews.co.uk

choose wisely
 
2013-12-24 12:01:55 PM
www.hahastop.com
 
2013-12-24 12:04:04 PM
Putin would have killed and skinned the bear by now....
 
2013-12-24 12:06:26 PM
"I cried really hard because I was so excited. I've never seen anyone famous before," said Maya Smith, who is visiting from Washington.

"Someone said Obama was on the golf course so we yelled hi," said Taylor Takeda, from Mililani.

"Man that is so cool, I seized the opportunity to take as many pictures as I could including some selfies," said Reed Smith, visiting from Washington.


...

Are these quotes real, or is this a satire site?
 
2013-12-24 12:09:18 PM

skrame: "I cried really hard because I was so excited. I've never seen anyone famous before," said Maya Smith, who is visiting from Washington.

"Someone said Obama was on the golf course so we yelled hi," said Taylor Takeda, from Mililani.

"Man that is so cool, I seized the opportunity to take as many pictures as I could including some selfies," said Reed Smith, visiting from Washington.

...

Are these quotes real, or is this a satire site?


You've got to remember that these are just simple people. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know, morons.
 
2013-12-24 12:13:51 PM
Damn polar bears. Just gotta let 'em know whose boss.
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"You've been a very bad polar bear."
 
2013-12-24 12:15:24 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Putin would have killed and skinned the bear by now....


Homoerotic pics or GTFO.
 
2013-12-24 12:19:25 PM
i1199.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-24 12:20:48 PM

gingerjet: Clearly history's greatest monster.


*considers adding Polar-Bear-Yeller to the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is, then decides it just ain't worth it*
 
2013-12-24 12:21:52 PM
Even a photo of him throwing a snowball makes him look like a sissy throwing.
 
2013-12-24 12:27:24 PM
Stopped reading at "golf's".
 
2013-12-24 12:28:11 PM
Not quite sure what the article or this thread is about but leaving this here anyway.

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2013-12-24 12:28:28 PM
Wow...Fartbongo's in Hawaii and I have to throw in the derp here???

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-12-24 12:32:06 PM
Hawaii has a website dedicated to new snow?
 
2013-12-24 12:32:30 PM
cdn.necolebitchie.com

Barack Obama doesn't care about white people bears.
 
2013-12-24 12:34:18 PM

ChipNASA: Wow...Fartbongo's in Hawaii and I have to throw in the derp here???

[images.sodahead.com image 350x267]


www.balloon-juice.com
 
2013-12-24 12:37:04 PM
img.photobucket.com

Surprised no one has referenced LOST yet.
 
2013-12-24 12:43:23 PM

FriarED1: Surprised no one has referenced LOST yet.


You know how I know you didn't read the 2nd post?

FTA: "I cried really hard because I was so excited. I've never seen anyone famous before," said Maya Smith, who is visiting from Washington.

Aw, that's cute.

FTA: "Man that is so cool, I seized the opportunity to take as many pictures as I could including some selfies," said Reed Smith, visiting from Washington.

You should be punished.
 
2013-12-24 12:45:48 PM

Preppy4Life: Hawaii has a website dedicated to new snow?


www.bigisland-bigisland.com

www.govisithawaii.com
 
2013-12-24 12:46:06 PM
Guys, where are we?

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2013-12-24 12:46:46 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Not quite sure what the article or this thread is about but leaving this here anyway.

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Thank you! That warms the cockles of my heart.
 
2013-12-24 12:50:07 PM
I enjoy going to new places on my vacation too.
 
2013-12-24 12:50:42 PM
Maybe he's there to drive fast cars?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-24 12:54:43 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: gingerjet: Clearly history's greatest monster.

Jesus dude...it's just a guy in a bear suit. Lighten up.


Guys in bear suits lead to Nicolas Cage movies.

cagewisdom.files.wordpress.com

Nobody wants that.
 
2013-12-24 12:55:29 PM

nakmuay: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Putin would have killed and skinned the bear by now....

Homoerotic pics or GTFO.


ok:
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-24 01:03:13 PM
I don't blame him. Polar bears are notoriously slow golfers. They feel like they have to study every putt like they are Arnold Palmer or something and then they routinely miss left because most putters are made for much shorter golfers. Then they go and line up again and this just goes on and on and on. I had the Course Marshal come up to my foursome one time at the NAS North Island course and chide us for slow play and I told him there was no way I was f*cking taking my second shot while a bunch of polar bears were still on the green. Not only is it bad golf manners but I didn't have a shiatload of Secret Service agents with me to cover my ass.
 
2013-12-24 01:06:15 PM
GW spent about 3/4 of his entire term on vacation on his ranch clearing trees which, according to Mitt Romney, are the wrong height.  A bunch of people complained about his vacation time and the rest wished he'd spent 100% of his elected time on vacation.
 
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