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(Buzzfeed)   The first days of marriage equality in Utah; or, hey, there are some rather cute lesbians in Utah   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 60
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2013-12-24 10:26:28 AM
Not Pictured...?
 
2013-12-24 10:26:54 AM
I am cool with the marriage thing but subby is a liar.
 
2013-12-24 10:27:30 AM
Patrick and his husband Spencer look alike.
 
2013-12-24 10:27:47 AM
Eh, two of them.

Still, good for them all.
 
2013-12-24 10:28:31 AM
I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?
 
2013-12-24 10:29:24 AM
So "rather cute" is the new "smoking hot?"
 
2013-12-24 10:29:44 AM

Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


This message brought to you by Phil Robertson.
 
2013-12-24 10:30:11 AM
In Utah since Gay Marriage is legal and since having multiple Wives is legal - well - you get the idea.
 
2013-12-24 10:30:15 AM
Cute lesbians...

/if you're a lesbian
//that's into other lesbians
 
2013-12-24 10:31:48 AM
Is "Utah cute" like "British hot?"
 
2013-12-24 10:32:24 AM
Subby has low standards.  Or is a lesbian with bad taste.  There were about 2 that were near cute.
 
2013-12-24 10:32:58 AM
The first days of marriage equality in Utah; or, hey, there are some rather cute lesbians in Utah

or, hey, the girls where subby lives are really homely
 
2013-12-24 10:34:19 AM
I would think the biggest industry to gain from supporting gay marriage are jewelery makers. Think of it, for every lesbian couple, you get to sell TWO overpriced rings.
 
2013-12-24 10:36:28 AM
The moment after they kiss and realize they are married is a great moment for those couples. Something they struggled to reach both emotionally, physically, and politically. Good for them. I hope more couples in every state can enjoy that kind of relief and bliss.
 
2013-12-24 10:36:56 AM

Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


I bet you don't get a lot of things, and I'm not even trying to make a euphemism, I'm serious. I bet a lot of things in the modern world just confuse the fark out of you. You don't get it and if you don't get it no one can help you get it and you probably never will get it and I kind of feel a little bad for you.
 
2013-12-24 10:37:24 AM
I guess they should have the right to be as miserable as heterosexuals.
 
2013-12-24 10:39:22 AM
Whar is cute lesbians?  WHAR?

Buzzfeed's "moving moments" -- TMGSS.
 
2013-12-24 10:39:45 AM
I kept scrolling and scrolling til I realized subby must have been trolling and trolling.
 
2013-12-24 10:40:00 AM
Uh, we're talking Utah, right?
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2013-12-24 10:41:45 AM
After looking at how happy they all are in these pictures, I just gotta say: F*ck you if you're on the side trying to prevent this. Look at all that love and joy. You must be a grade-A D-bag to get in the way of other peoples' happiness (especially since this happiness doesn't affect you in the slightest)
 
2013-12-24 10:41:57 AM
And to make it worse, for Mormons, Monday was Joseph Smith's birthday.  I mean, this violates everything he taught about marriage.  People getting married to person's they love, wrong, it's supposed to be about that kind of thing.  It's supposed to be about middle aged prophets telling 14 year old Helen Mar Kimball that she has to marry him, or an angel with a flaming sword will destroy them.
 
2013-12-24 10:42:11 AM

Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


You might have gotten a bite out of me if you weren't cutting-and-pasting that exact same line from previous Fark threads.  Mix it up a little next time.
 
2013-12-24 10:45:41 AM
"Your search for cute lesbians returned 0 results"
 
2013-12-24 10:48:36 AM
The first days of marriage equality in Utah; or, hey, there are some rather cute lesbians in Utah

Well then they're okay.  They can have civil rights.
 
2013-12-24 10:54:49 AM
Looks like they all donned their gay apparel.
 
2013-12-24 10:56:44 AM
To clarify:  TMGSS = Too Many Guys Swappin' Spit.
 
2013-12-24 10:58:01 AM
uh. i clicked on the link and queue'd up 'closer to fine' by indigo girls. began looking at the pictures... only like one couple was hot. i'm going back to my midget goat porn, thanks.
 
2013-12-24 11:00:23 AM
If by cute you mean, "Not at all cute," then yes.
 
2013-12-24 11:00:48 AM
ghey!
 
2013-12-24 11:02:50 AM
"16. Mayor Becker stood by to marry several more couples, including Utah State Sen. Jim Dabakis and his partner of 27 years, Stephen Justesen."

Well, that's pretty cool.
 
2013-12-24 11:06:05 AM
The last semi-cute anything that came out of Utah was Marie Osmond.
 
2013-12-24 11:06:31 AM

Prey4reign: To clarify:  TMGSS = Too Many Guys Swappin' Spit.


Prey4reign,  URABP.  :/

To clarify:   URABP = You Are A Bad Person.
 
2013-12-24 11:23:16 AM
Dude Lady looks like a lady dude.
 
2013-12-24 11:31:37 AM

Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


I thought it went like this: "If I wanted to date a woman that looked like a 14 year old boy, I'd just date 14 year old boys."
 
2013-12-24 11:36:22 AM
I came for the pics of cute lesbians.

So I left disappointed.

/Well, marriage equality in Utah?  Ok, I'm not disappointed.  Dude, go ahead and kiss that other dude, Today's your day.  I can fap later.
 
2013-12-24 11:43:49 AM
Ogden County Clerk Ricky Hatch said that county officials warned him that staging a special opening for same-sex couples to receive marriage licenses may violate constitutional guarantees of equal protection.

I'm curious about the logic behind this outside of "some count officials were really hoping the appeal court would approve Herbert's request."
 
2013-12-24 11:46:07 AM

Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


Because that wouldn't make Jesus cry.
 
2013-12-24 11:50:32 AM

Incremancer: After looking at how happy they all are in these pictures, I just gotta say: F*ck you if you're on the side trying to prevent this. Look at all that love and joy. You must be a grade-A D-bag to get in the way of other peoples' happiness (especially since this happiness doesn't affect you in the slightest)


Well said.
 
2013-12-24 12:06:33 PM

Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


Because with the vagina, there's more there.
 
2013-12-24 12:16:09 PM
In the Fark threads I once knew, there would be fifteen examples for Subby of "cute lesbians."

/those were the days
 
2013-12-24 12:26:37 PM

Badmoodman: Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?

This message brought to you by Phil Robertson.


Because with a lesbian, who get a vagina and an anus, and all her toys
 
2013-12-24 12:26:55 PM

Saners: Ogden County Clerk Ricky Hatch said that county officials warned him that staging a special opening for same-sex couples to receive marriage licenses may violate constitutional guarantees of equal protection.

I'm curious about the logic behind this outside of "some count officials were really hoping the appeal court would approve Herbert's request."


The logic is that opening special for gay couples who wanted a marriage license on a Saturday, is discrimatory to heterosexual couples who want a marriage license on Saturday.

The reality is they could have been open for anyone who wanted a marriage license.   But if they are not usually open on Saturday, it would have created some additional expense due to overtime.

It is all water under the bridge.
 
2013-12-24 01:10:09 PM
I think the highest the scale went in that article was "pleasantly average", and only on a couple counts.  Not that it matters; I'm glad for them either way.  In fact I kind of prefer it that way.  I find highly attractive lesbians vaguely frustrating (if any of my lesbian friends are reading this, don't worry: I still think you're the bees knees).


Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?


So... I'm never sure if this comment is meant as a joke, or if it is a genuine question that people just haven't actually put any thought into?

First, I should make the painfully obvious point that outward appearances are not the only thing that matters.  Even if they were, boyish lesbians still have boobs and vaginas.  To make it even more obvious how silly this question is, just put yourself in the same place.  Would you be attracted to a waif-ish guy who kept his hair long simply because he looked vaguely feminine?  Do you find yourself falling in love with obviously male cross-dressers?


Bonobo62: Ima4nic8or: I don't get lesbians.  Why on Earth do so many choose a partner that looks like a dude?  If you want something that looks like a dude, why not just get a dude?

Because with the vagina, there's more there.


LOL
 
2013-12-24 01:14:38 PM
So the mayor of the state capitol is marrying same-sex couples...that must really sting.
 
2013-12-24 01:24:45 PM

perigee: Not Pictured...?


Uh, I'll take the pair of blondes in pic 18, since none of you all are interested...have them bathed and brought to my chambers.
 
2013-12-24 01:25:51 PM

Saners: Ogden County Clerk Ricky Hatch said that county officials warned him that staging a special opening for same-sex couples to receive marriage licenses may violate constitutional guarantees of equal protection.

I'm curious about the logic behind this outside of "some count officials were really hoping the appeal court would approve Herbert's request."


When your argument in court is that same sex couples should have the same rights as opposite sex couples, doing ANYTHING out of the ordinary could be dangerous for your cause. It is hard to argue that you want the same rights and not special rights, when the government office opens a day they usually don't, just for you.


JohnTuttle: "16. Mayor Becker stood by to marry several more couples, including Utah State Sen. Jim Dabakis and his partner of 27 years, Stephen Justesen."

Well, that's pretty cool.


I thought so too
Kudos to all those that showed up to perform the cerimonies.
 
2013-12-24 01:55:22 PM
LOL-  why is Papa Duck there?
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2013-12-24 02:17:02 PM

cynicalminion: LOL-  why is Papa Duck there?
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Utah has some great land for hunting!
 
2013-12-24 02:18:41 PM
Yay love!
 
2013-12-24 02:20:38 PM

Incremancer: After looking at how happy they all are in these pictures, I just gotta say: F*ck you if you're on the side trying to prevent this. Look at all that love and joy. You must be a grade-A D-bag to get in the way of other peoples' happiness (especially since this happiness doesn't affect you in the slightest)


You hit it right on.
 
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