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(Daily Star)   Prisoner who was told he would not go free cuts off his penis, clearly violating the penile code   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 48
    More: Sad, Francis Karuri, loss of blood, prisoners  
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2013-12-23 11:42:13 PM
Well, on death row, he really doesn't need it anymore. On the other hand, it's be nice to have something to play with.
 
2013-12-24 12:01:06 AM
After castrating himself, Karuri continued to mp the floor of his cell before passing out due to a loss of blood

Hump?
 
2013-12-24 12:05:34 AM
Well, that'll show 'em
 
2013-12-24 12:07:28 AM
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2013-12-24 12:38:48 AM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee. DONG.
 
2013-12-24 12:53:43 AM
He's going to be really pissed if the pardon comes through now.
 
2013-12-24 02:27:48 AM
he's got balls
 
2013-12-24 03:14:36 AM
Even if he himself was given the choice of life in prison, death sentence, or set free at this point none of them are any better than the other.
 
2013-12-24 03:18:18 AM

log_jammin: he's got balls


He's just nuts
 
2013-12-24 03:21:14 AM

Notabunny: log_jammin: he's got balls

He's just nuts


Quite the pair.
 
2013-12-24 03:25:53 AM
If you cant be free be dick free.
 
2013-12-24 03:26:14 AM
Charles DarWINNER.
 
2013-12-24 03:28:29 AM
nothing better to do than dick off? Im sure he will be paroled before too sclong.
 
2013-12-24 03:34:03 AM
Detachable penis....detachable peniiiiiiiiiiis,,
 
2013-12-24 03:39:52 AM
Now he's really got nothing to do when he sits in his cell.
May as well name his toes and have puppet time or something.
 
2013-12-24 03:40:33 AM

fusillade762: After castrating himself, Karuri continued to mp the floor of his cell before passing out due to a loss of blood

Hump?


He humped his dick off?
 
2013-12-24 03:46:16 AM
missionary position?
 
2013-12-24 03:47:01 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Well, that'll show 'em


I can't help but think Jodie Foster caused this.
 
2013-12-24 03:53:14 AM
Stupid tag would be more appropriate... jeez, guy, wth?
 
2013-12-24 03:56:04 AM
i.imgur.com

Apparently I wasn't clear enough the last time around, so here's a second round of apologies I owe to PBF.
 
2013-12-24 03:56:29 AM
A lot of cool stuff has been happening in Africa lately, love potions going awry, interrupted genocide and now this.  I bet it was just a simple mistake that the guys name wasn't read by the president, like the paperwork is still in somebody's in-box..  Or, maybe, it was the sign language guy farking things up again.  It'll all be straighten out tomorrow, I sure, except for the part about the guy's thingee, that might take a little longer.
 
2013-12-24 03:59:03 AM

fusillade762: After castrating himself, Karuri continued to mp the floor of his cell before passing out due to a loss of blood

Hump?


That was my guess.
 
2013-12-24 03:59:21 AM

fusillade762: After castrating himself, Karuri continued to mp the floor of his cell before passing out due to a loss of blood

Hump?


Mop.
 
2013-12-24 04:02:18 AM

robohobo: Detachable penis....detachable peniiiiiiiiiiis,,


Dont say...

penis
 
2013-12-24 04:03:03 AM

fusillade762: After castrating himself, Karuri continued to mp the floor of his cell before passing out due to a loss of blood

Hump?


Came here to post this. Also to mp.
 
2013-12-24 04:06:32 AM
He freed Willy.
 
2013-12-24 04:15:12 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: If you cant be free be dick free.


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2013-12-24 04:21:39 AM
Penal code penal code penal code

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2013-12-24 05:27:42 AM
OK, serious question.

When a man's penis is cut off, how does he pee afterwards?

Like Theon, on Game of Thrones. His johnson got chopped off. So, how does he pee, damnit???
 
2013-12-24 05:47:20 AM

doczoidberg: OK, serious question.

When a man's penis is cut off, how does he pee afterwards?

Like Theon, on Game of Thrones. His johnson got chopped off. So, how does he pee, damnit???


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2013-12-24 05:55:27 AM

doczoidberg: OK, serious question.

When a man's penis is cut off, how does he pee afterwards?

Like Theon, on Game of Thrones. His johnson got chopped off. So, how does he pee, damnit???


Sitting down.
 
2013-12-24 07:39:14 AM
Since he was on death row, why didn't they just let him bleed out and be done with it?
/Do I have to think of everything?
 
2013-12-24 08:20:07 AM
Maybe he wished for a dick that touched the ground.
 
2013-12-24 08:31:14 AM

Lady Indica: Notabunny: log_jammin: he's got balls

He's just nuts

Quite the pair.


You people just keep going for the low hanging fruit!


Anyways, the first law of the penile code states: Thou shall not chop it off.
 
2013-12-24 08:32:40 AM
 
2013-12-24 08:38:05 AM
Perhaps his penis was his best friend, an he helped him escape in this elaborate plan.

On the loose...

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2013-12-24 08:42:30 AM
"We mean no harm to your planet."
 
2013-12-24 08:47:58 AM
Well, I guess that pretty much seals his fate as a bottom then, doesn't it?
 
2013-12-24 08:50:32 AM
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2013-12-24 08:55:03 AM
Yes it is true; the man has no dick.
 
2013-12-24 09:01:50 AM
Cutting off his nose out of spite want good enough?
 
2013-12-24 09:07:29 AM
At least there has finally been a provable case of 'penis stealing' in Africa.
 
2013-12-24 09:20:46 AM
TFA never mentioned the offense. If he is (was) a serial rapist or something, then GOOD.
 
2013-12-24 09:27:42 AM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-12-24 09:48:11 AM
Did he go on to produce copious references for the Oxford Kenyan Dictionary?
 
2013-12-24 09:50:21 AM

Notabunny: log_jammin: he's got balls

He's just nuts


I'd say he lost his marbles.
 
2013-12-24 10:29:52 AM
I'm going to call bullshait. Just like the periodic "man cuts off balls after losing bet" stories that these English sites run now and again. They are the equalivant of the National enquirer.
 
2013-12-24 05:52:00 PM
Feminist.
 
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