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(Mirror.co.uk)   There's drunk, and then there's climbing over an open gate and impaling yourself upside down without feeling it drunk   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-12-24 02:00:31 AM
I wonder if he's related to this guy.
 
2013-12-24 05:53:40 AM
IMPALED ALE. Have one and stick around.
 
2013-12-24 05:58:49 AM
Jesus Christ people, let it go. If you can't handle freedom of speech and religion, move to Iran. Leave the Robertson's alone.
 
2013-12-24 06:02:41 AM
What a piercing bore.
 
2013-12-24 06:11:43 AM
A very similar thing happened to me once.  I shall not judge him.
 
2013-12-24 06:16:58 AM
When passing near the hanging drunk man it is a Christmas tradition to kiss the nearest person.
 
2013-12-24 06:34:47 AM
PARTY! PARTY!

WALK IT OFF DUDE!
 
2013-12-24 06:36:36 AM
A true inspiration to stumbling drunks everywhere.
 
2013-12-24 06:43:24 AM
Being that this occurred in England, the building should be razed to the ground for being an offensive weapon.
 
2013-12-24 07:31:56 AM
Jesus there were a lot of kickers at that bar!
 
2013-12-24 07:38:30 AM
Yes, we here at the Ripley's Museum have considered your story...
 
2013-12-24 07:44:08 AM
I can't say I've ever been that drunk.  In fact, I can't say that I would survive being that drunk even before the impaling.
 
2013-12-24 07:44:44 AM
Man, this reminds me of one morning from Blacksburg VA, walking along a pedestrian path between a couple of downtown bars' outdoor patios, and seeing what looked astonishingly like a stain left from a big puddle of blood.  Turns out, that is exactly what it was.  Some dumbass decided he didn't want to take the 2 minutes to walk out the front door, and decided to jump the fence straight to the walkway.  He made it.  His scrotum did not.  Alcohol was a factor.

/Walked past that fence everyday for 2 years on my way to classes and work.
//Cringe
 
2013-12-24 07:48:23 AM
gaaa!   Did it go through the meaty part of his calf?  I can't tell where it got em
 
2013-12-24 07:57:00 AM
What the frick is a punter?
 
2013-12-24 08:02:53 AM

DownDaRiver: What the frick is a punter?


Usually the bloke is a customer.
 
2013-12-24 08:09:07 AM
The (funnier) headline from a similar incident from almost 7 years ago is what turned me onto Fark:

"Girl, 14, impaled while having fun with friends.  More fun than you can stake a chick at"
 
2013-12-24 08:11:19 AM

walktoanarcade: Being that this occurred in England, the building should be razed to the ground for being an offensive weapon.


You poor offended soul, you.
 
2013-12-24 08:15:50 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: IMPALED ALE. Have one and stick around.


Impaled Pale Ale. Have one and stick around upside down.
 
2013-12-24 08:17:31 AM
punter?

so he was a professional kicker for an American football team? weird.
 
2013-12-24 08:25:35 AM
I'm confused was he inebriated and was the back gate open?
/That article reads like a drinking game.
 
2013-12-24 08:29:31 AM

technoblogical: I'm confused was he inebriated and was the back gate open?
/That article reads like a drinking game.


maybe you just haven't had enough or maybe too much egg nog to understand it:

fta: "Despite the back gate being wide open he still attempted to clamber over a pointed metal fence - but slipped and impaled his leg on the spike."
 
2013-12-24 08:39:53 AM
So how drunk should I be to make the level of redundant bullshiat writing in TFA seem normal?

I think punting here could refer to gambilng of some sort.
 
2013-12-24 08:45:22 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: IMPALED ALE. Have one and stick around.


That is a damn good name.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-24 08:50:23 AM
Is a beer garden considered an attractive nuisance?
 
2013-12-24 08:55:51 AM
Ladies, if you're durnk, and your cute, any you're looking to be impailed... I can help.
 
2013-12-24 09:00:23 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: technoblogical: I'm confused was he inebriated and was the back gate open?
/That article reads like a drinking game.

maybe you just haven't had enough or maybe too much egg nog to understand it:

fta: "Despite the back gate being wide open he still attempted to clamber over a pointed metal fence - but slipped and impaled his leg on the spike."


Oh, I see. But why was he climbing over the fence? I seemed to have missed that point.
 
2013-12-24 09:05:52 AM
I like his yoga pants.
 
2013-12-24 09:06:10 AM

technoblogical: Oh, I see. But why was he climbing over the fence? I seemed to have missed that point.


um... because he was drunk.
 
2013-12-24 09:06:28 AM

pueblonative: walktoanarcade: Being that this occurred in England, the building should be razed to the ground for being an offensive weapon.

You poor offended soul, you.


I wasn't offended; I was making a joke.
 
2013-12-24 09:09:18 AM

Brick-House: technoblogical: Oh, I see. But why was he climbing over the fence? I seemed to have missed that point.

um... because he was drunk.


He was drunk? I missed that point. You think they'd have included that fact in the article.
 
2013-12-24 09:24:37 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-24 09:45:32 AM
Well, to be fair, it is Nottingham.
 
2013-12-24 09:47:27 AM

cfroelic: A very similar thing happened to me once.  I shall not judge him.


same. I still have the chunk of fence they pulled out of me.
 
2013-12-24 10:08:41 AM
Brick-House:
you're drunk
your cute
you're looking to be impaled


How the hell did you do that?

i651.photobucket.com


Oh.
 
2013-12-24 10:44:04 AM
batrock.net


Knows what being impaled on a fence is like.


/incredible show, bit of a tear-jerker at times.
//"Angel Heart", offshoot of the "City hunter" series.
 
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