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(Al Jazeera)   Fourteen killed, 120 injured after car bomb strikes Egyptian police HQ   (aljazeera.com) divider line 58
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2013-12-23 09:44:04 PM
So does the US support the bombers or do we support those who were bombed, I can't keep up on who we like in Egypt this week.
 
2013-12-24 12:00:25 AM

feckingmorons: So does the US support the bombers or do we support those who were bombed, I can't keep up on who we like in Egypt this week.


I don't think we like anybody in Egypt. It's got a SEP field. But it was Sunnis.
 
2013-12-24 12:03:33 AM
Obama's Murica.
 
2013-12-24 12:07:24 AM
I wonder who the group of 120 was gang-raping at the time
 
2013-12-24 12:12:11 AM
Well, they were warned. But a bomb going off is akin to a "sunny and hot as shiat" weather forecast.
 
2013-12-24 12:18:20 AM
I'm beyond caring.  These assholes have been slitting each others throats since the 1200's. fark them.
 
2013-12-24 12:21:16 AM

feckingmorons: So does the US support the bombers or do we support those who were bombed, I can't keep up on who we like in Egypt this week.


static1.fjcdn.com
/actually, the US supports one side with cash and military hardware, the other side with equal amounts rock-solid reasons to go batshiat crazy
 
2013-12-24 12:22:02 AM
Thanks Google
 
2013-12-24 12:23:25 AM
You know it's a doomed society when the bad guys feel they can blow up the police/ good guys/ innocents and then win the war... sorry to say, they were doing that in Iraq when I was there, and the place won't ever recover.
 
2013-12-24 12:24:19 AM
Are we sure it wasn't just a Tesla fresh out of the car wash?
 
2013-12-24 12:27:32 AM

feckingmorons: So does the US support the bombers or do we support those who were bombed, I can't keep up on who we like in Egypt this week.


Doesn't matter.  We'll still be blamed for it.
 
2013-12-24 12:29:20 AM

Swampmaster: You know it's a doomed society when the bad guys feel they can blow up the police/ good guys/ innocents and then win the war... sorry to say, they were doing that in Iraq when I was there, and the place won't ever recover.


The targets are representations of the symbols of unjustness/oppression.  Hell, my father threw hand grenades into police stations in Hungary back in the soviet era. It's amazing what you can get 20 somethings to believe in.

Let me make this one point before the alcohol kills me: A 20-something year old is an empty vessel of rage and confusion.  Just think of how many 20 year olds that are politically active that make you take a step back and say "whoa".  They are easily manipulated to kill.  The reason is irrelevant.  The need to lash out is biological.  In america these asshats shoot up theaters, in the middle east they blow up police stations. (Or a giant pussy, like we have on this board)
 
2013-12-24 12:32:18 AM
Some places just aren't ready for democracy.
 
2013-12-24 12:33:59 AM
This just in...trouble in middle east.
 
2013-12-24 12:38:02 AM

Yogimus: Obama's Murica.


the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly
 
2013-12-24 12:39:21 AM

whatshisname: Some places just aren't ready for democracy.


maybe we aren't either, considering some recent choices.
 
2013-12-24 12:40:52 AM

TheHappyCanadian: Yogimus: Obama's Murica.

the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly


I'm drunk, and I am not here to impress you.

It was a pre-emptive statement that was to imply a possible course of this thread, in the least amount of words as possible.  Just give it time, someone will post a multi-paragraph diatribe that will say the same message. It is a distillation of the stupidity, entered for the purpose of vaccination.
 
2013-12-24 12:42:10 AM

Yogimus: Let me make this one point before the alcohol kills me: A 20-something year old is an empty vessel of rage and confusion.  Just think of how many 20 year olds that are politically active that make you take a step back and say "whoa".  They are easily manipulated to kill.  The reason is irrelevant.  The need to lash out is biological.  In america these asshats shoot up theaters, in the middle east they blow up police stations. (Or a giant pussy, like we have on this board)


yup
 
2013-12-24 12:42:32 AM

Popular Opinion: whatshisname: Some places just aren't ready for democracy.

maybe we aren't either, considering some recent choices.


www.11points.com

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: Democracy simply doesn't work."
 
2013-12-24 12:45:42 AM
religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest
 
2013-12-24 12:47:22 AM
TFA says the Egyptian government is blaming the Muslim Brotherhood for the bombing. It's conceivable, IMNSHO, that some pro-government group staged an attack that killed and wounded over a hundred people just to frame the MB - though it's probably either the MB or another fringe group that's aligned with them. Or possibly an actual al Qaeda franchise. Who knows.
 
2013-12-24 12:47:46 AM
egypt is a shiatty, oppressive society; this is the kind of activity you get when hooligans are running the show.
 
2013-12-24 12:48:28 AM
Yea, same old shiat in the Middle East when 'Murica does what Israel wants and overthrows a brand new democracy because Muslims are scary.

/Happy Festivus ya ignorant war mongers!
 
2013-12-24 12:48:29 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm beyond caring.  These assholes have been slitting each others throats since the 1200's. fark them.


And the West likes it, and has been doing it's damnedest to keep it, that way.
 
2013-12-24 12:49:46 AM
Reichstag Fire

inc decree in 3...2....1
 
2013-12-24 12:50:48 AM

Smeggy Smurf: religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest


Merry Chrismas!
 
2013-12-24 12:51:17 AM

sheep snorter: Yea, same old shiat in the Middle East when 'Murica does what Israel wants and overthrows a brand new democracy because Muslims are scary.

/Happy Festivus ya ignorant war mongers!


It's not a democracy based on freedoms.  It's fundamentalist religion based hate.  Regardless of which religion, it's evil.
 
2013-12-24 12:52:03 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smeggy Smurf: religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest

Merry Chrismas!


Damned right.  I am a Knight Templar after all.  My ancestors killed muslims with glee.
 
2013-12-24 12:52:49 AM
Who cares...what is Phil Robertson regurgitating?
 
2013-12-24 12:54:08 AM
<- Hungarian. We invented putting bibles in mosques.
 
2013-12-24 12:59:16 AM

TheHappyCanadian: Yogimus: Obama's Murica.

the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly


Fark lost its sense of humor when outing trolls became popular.
 
2013-12-24 01:01:06 AM
wildcardjack

Are we sure it wasn't just a Tesla fresh out of the car wash?

We're sure you're too drunk to be trying to post here.
 
2013-12-24 01:03:02 AM

OgreMagi: feckingmorons: So does the US support the bombers or do we support those who were bombed, I can't keep up on who we like in Egypt this week.

Doesn't matter.  We'll still be blamed for it.


(Wagging finger) You are a bad man!  A very bad man!
 
2013-12-24 01:04:53 AM

Yogimus: The targets are representations of the symbols of unjustness/oppression. Hell, my father threw hand grenades into police stations in Hungary back in the soviet era. It's amazing what you can get 20 somethings to believe in.


Except in this case the targets are what stands in the way of establishing the theocracy they want, not unjustness.
 
2013-12-24 01:06:31 AM

Loren: Yogimus: The targets are representations of the symbols of unjustness/oppression. Hell, my father threw hand grenades into police stations in Hungary back in the soviet era. It's amazing what you can get 20 somethings to believe in.

Except in this case the targets are what stands in the way of establishing the theocracy they want, not unjustness.


... what the hell is wrong with you?

The ACTUAL causes and effects are completely irrelevant.
 
2013-12-24 01:11:36 AM

Smeggy Smurf: religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest



Fark yeah!!

And make them build more pyramids. That would be so awesome!
 
2013-12-24 01:15:43 AM

Phil McKraken: TheHappyCanadian: Yogimus: Obama's Murica.

the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly

Fark lost its sense of humor when outing trolls became popular.


truly, their not trying very hard anymore
 
2013-12-24 01:17:38 AM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-24 01:25:30 AM
So sad. More victims of the War on Christmas. When will the slaughter end?
 
2013-12-24 01:37:45 AM

Smeggy Smurf: religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest


Yeah, trying to stabilize a region with extreme brutality will totally work, and totally won't make shiat worse.

I assume you'll be first on the front lines?
 
2013-12-24 01:40:37 AM

LordJiro: Smeggy Smurf: religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest

Yeah, trying to stabilize a region with extreme brutality will totally work, and totally won't make shiat worse.

I assume you'll be first on the front lines?


You keep forgetting, Making things worse is something we give no farks about, because it doesn't make it worse for us... and hell.. so long as we are doing SOMETHING so we can feel better about ourselves, right?
 
2013-12-24 01:41:18 AM

LordJiro: Smeggy Smurf: religion of peace kills again

I say we kill 90% of them and enslave the rest

Yeah, trying to stabilize a region with extreme brutality will totally work, and totally won't make shiat worse.

I assume you'll be first on the front lines?


I'm too old to be on the front lines.  I'll have to stick to being a REMF guarding from the 5th column such as yourself
 
2013-12-24 02:26:11 AM

Yogimus: TheHappyCanadian: Yogimus: Obama's Murica.

the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly

I'm drunk, and I am not here to impress you.

It was a pre-emptive statement that was to imply a possible course of this thread, in the least amount of words as possible.  Just give it time, someone will post a multi-paragraph diatribe that will say the same message. It is a distillation of the stupidity, entered for the purpose of vaccination.


I think your vaccination gave me autism.
 
2013-12-24 02:36:48 AM
Muslims hate gays more than the duck people do.
 
2013-12-24 02:52:50 AM

feckingmorons: Muslims hate gays more than the duck people do.


No, fundamentalist Muslims and fundamentalist Christians both hate gays about the same. But fundamentalist Muslims have enough power (thanks, largely, to the chaos created by the "Enlightened" people farking with the region constantly) to get away with acting on that hatred on a scale that Teabaggers only WISH they could do.
 
2013-12-24 03:13:45 AM
Where are we on that whole Arab Spring thing?  Is it Arab Autumn at this point?  Arab Winter?
 
2013-12-24 03:26:41 AM

Phaid: Where are we on that whole Arab Spring thing?  Is it Arab Autumn at this point?  Arab Winter?


Silent Spring
i44.tinypic.com
/loved that game
//Curse you EA!
 
2013-12-24 03:38:29 AM

TheHappyCanadian: Phil McKraken: TheHappyCanadian: Yogimus: Obama's Murica.

the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly

Fark lost its sense of humor when outing trolls became popular.

truly, their not trying very hard anymore

TheHappyCanadian: Phil McKraken: TheHappyCanadian: Yogimus: Obama's Murica.

the fark does that even mean? It's like your not even trying to troll properly

Fark lost its sense of humor when outing trolls became popular.

truly, their not trying very hard anymore


It all seemed to have started when people voted for Obama. And like his father, Obama wasn't even born on this continent. And, like his father, I wish Obama would go back to where he came from.
 
2013-12-24 06:19:16 AM
Point02GPA:

It all seemed to have started when people voted for Obama. And like his father, Obama wasn't even born on this continent. And, like his father, I wish Obama would go back to where he came from.

And like my father, your father wishes he'd have worn a condom too.
 
2013-12-24 07:17:17 AM

whatshisname: Some places just aren't ready for democracy.


Well, when your choices are the Muslim Brotherhood or a corrupt military, maybe having a neutral third party installed isn't all that bad...
 
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