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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Son head-butts girlfriend, girlfriend hits son in head with oxygen bottle and mom tackles girlfriend to couch and punches her in the mouth. Oh, did I mention that it all started when the power went out during an argument over marijuana?   (newson6.com) divider line 67
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2013-12-23 11:59:31 PM  
Could be Kurt reincarnated.
 
2013-12-24 12:05:27 AM  
He just can't wait to catch those Duke boys.
 
2013-12-24 12:07:20 AM  
Son: Roscoe Roper
Girlfriend: Jessica Glaspie
Mother: Troy Lynn  Malzahn

Those names are a Tennessee Williams wet dream.
 
2013-12-24 12:44:54 AM  
An oxygen tank? Did it make a  THWANG!. I bet it made a cartoonish  THWANG!
 
2013-12-24 02:05:33 AM  

hardinparamedic: An oxygen tank? Did it make a  THWANG!. I bet it made a cartoonish  THWANG!


LOL, I was thinking, "this shiat would make a great Three Stooges episode!" Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
 
2013-12-24 04:14:14 AM  

2xhelix: Son: Roscoe Roper
Girlfriend: Jessica Glaspie
Mother: Troy Lynn  Malzahn

Those names are a Tennessee Williams wet dream.


Yee-haw.
 
2013-12-24 04:14:50 AM  
Sounds like a Florence and the Machine song gone wrong.
 
2013-12-24 04:21:47 AM  
So when's the wedding?
 
2013-12-24 04:22:38 AM  
Oklahoma.
 
2013-12-24 04:28:28 AM  
Oklahoma is OK with me.
 
2013-12-24 04:31:23 AM  
How I love the holidays ... and families coming together ...  in jail ...

The question is whether the cops inventoried all the confiscated weed, or kept some for the holidays?
 
2013-12-24 04:39:48 AM  
OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!
 
2013-12-24 04:45:11 AM  
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-12-24 04:49:14 AM  
the aristocrats
 
2013-12-24 05:05:26 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Sounds like a Florence and the Machine song gone wrong.


or a Frank Zappa song gone right
 
2013-12-24 05:11:55 AM  
If meth had been the drug of choice of these fine losers, there would be torture and death involved.
 
2013-12-24 05:13:55 AM  
The aristocrats?
 
2013-12-24 05:22:24 AM  
Oxygen tank? You see that people? You see what medical marijuana can lead to? We need to stamp out this menace.
 
2013-12-24 05:25:19 AM  
Uttering a false instrument? WTF?
 
2013-12-24 05:28:58 AM  
Came for "The Aristocrats."  Leaving doubly satisfied.
 
2013-12-24 05:46:19 AM  
Ahhh, EPA Carbon pollution blackouts combined with Medical Marijuana meets Oxygen Bottle in what we soon will call Obama Care for Kyoto Protocol.
 
2013-12-24 06:06:04 AM  
The case for legalization of Marijuana is now complete - positive proof that people can become just as stupid over pot as they can with booze, which is perfectly legal.

Of course, if we did the smart thing and made stupidity illegal, who would be left to run the prison?

/have met an amazing number of people who would be in maximum security, tho
 
2013-12-24 06:09:20 AM  
Just another episode of Duck Dynasty. (They prayed afterward)
 
2013-12-24 06:10:01 AM  

Diebesbeute: Uttering a false instrument? WTF?


He probably forged someone's signature on a check and then tried to cash it, or used counterfeit money.
 
2013-12-24 06:19:43 AM  

Captain Swoop: The case for legalization of Marijuana is now complete - positive proof that people can become just as stupid over pot as they can with booze, which is perfectly legal.

Of course, if we did the smart thing and made stupidity illegal, who would be left to run the prison?

/have met an amazing number of people who would be in maximum security, tho


They were arguing about weed. Nothing mentioned that any of them were actually using it.

Looking at the mug shots, I'm not so sure weed is their drug of choice.
 
2013-12-24 06:20:05 AM  
kotv.images.worldnow.com

Two people are coonts and there looks to be a normal person trapped with them...

I feel sorry for her.
 
2013-12-24 06:24:05 AM  
Why I oughtaa...
 
2013-12-24 06:29:15 AM  

dready zim: Two people are coonts and there looks to be a normal person trapped with them...

I feel sorry for her.


There should only be one neck tattoo available by law and it should say "I make poor life choices". She knows exactly who those people are and what she was getting into. She loves the bad boys so I have no sympathy for her.

Also, the one on the right looks like the ATM meth zombie from 'Breaking Bad'

/Skank! Skank! Skank!
 
2013-12-24 06:45:08 AM  
This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.
 
2013-12-24 06:54:06 AM  
Trash gonna be trash. Yo.
 
2013-12-24 06:54:33 AM  
Weird, they were arguing over MJ, but the mom is clearly a meth-head.
 
2013-12-24 06:55:51 AM  

Marmilman: Diebesbeute: Uttering a false instrument? WTF?

He probably forged someone's signature on a check and then tried to cash it, or used counterfeit money.


I figured as much. Just the Legal use of uttering. "Assault with a Deadly Word" popped in to my head as the other side of that coin. ;-)
 
2013-12-24 07:00:01 AM  
"And the boys of the Tulsa PD choir were playin' Duelin' Banjos..."
 
2013-12-24 07:25:01 AM  
Merry Christmas to you too!

In Jail!
 
2013-12-24 07:54:18 AM  
They could use those mugshots on a card: 'Merry Chistmeth from our cells to yours!'
 
2013-12-24 07:58:19 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/oblig
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-12-24 08:30:08 AM  
Oxygen bottle.  Jesus Christ...

www.bellsaviation.com
 
2013-12-24 08:31:41 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 374x550]

reality:
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1.  I wouldn't use that group of "artists" as an endorsement

2.  The trio in the article are more representative of the stoner crowd than your selected group.

3. Your group does prove that even book smart people lack common sense- inhaling smoke from  burning vegetation, risking arrest, careers etc over it.  Not too smart.

/Not against legalization as I thin we have better things to do with law enforcement resources
//just don't think much of those who make it such a big part of their lives
///nor do I think it will prove to be the financial windfall the legalization crowd  says it will.
 
2013-12-24 08:36:52 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 374x550]

reality:
[media.boingboing.net image 600x799]


Marduk Moloch desires not the barren wastelands of your dessicated viscera. It is imperative that we be given preference over these mendicants, Marduk Moloch commands it.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-24 08:41:17 AM  

frtmn7: the aristocrats


/shaking tiny fist
 
2013-12-24 08:58:42 AM  

d23: Oxygen bottle.  Jesus Christ...

[www.bellsaviation.com image 600x1462]


Not necessarily. My grandmother has portable ones that are smaller than milk jugs. Still wouldn't want to get hit up side of the head with one...
 
2013-12-24 09:21:44 AM  
This wasn't the Obama's on vacation, was it???

ionegiantmag.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-24 09:22:01 AM  
The story is a good example of what weed does to people.  It screws their brains up and turns them into violent junkies who will do anything for a hit.  Don't listen to the pro weed folks, who are just looking to turn more folks into dope fiends. They don't have any friends and are under the illusion that if they make everyone else like them then they will.  Instead look at the ample evidence like the endless number of similar articles.
 
2013-12-24 09:23:16 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Phil Moskowitz: Sounds like a Florence and the Machine song gone wrong.

or a Frank Zappa song gone right


Two words:  Arlo Guthrie

Frank and he could have made one heck of a song out of this!
 
2013-12-24 09:23:39 AM  
I'd bang the girlfriend.

/it's the crying stripper eyes
 
2013-12-24 09:26:28 AM  

phrawgh: Just another episode of Duck Dynasty. (They prayed afterward)


This is the second thread you've been a blithering idiot in today.  I'm sure I'll find your trifecta if I keep on reading.
 
2013-12-24 09:27:29 AM  
Roscoe Roper, convicted of uttering a forged instrument.

Uttering a forged instrument is a criminal offense. When a person knowingly publishes or puts into circulation any forged or altered financial document, legal document or other writing with the intent to misrepresent it as true and defraud others it amounts to uttering a forged instrument. To "utter" means to distribute or offer under the pretense that it is genuine. The uttering of a forged instrument is a separate and distinct offense from the making of it. The accused must not only know that the instrument was forged, but s/he must intend to defraud at the time of offering it.

/tsk tsk
 
2013-12-24 09:38:08 AM  
Which episode of Duck Dynasty were they watching?
 
2013-12-24 09:43:11 AM  
See, this is what happens when you're tolerant of lesbians. violence and mayhem
 
2013-12-24 09:48:25 AM  
Cue Yakety Sax
 
2013-12-24 09:52:23 AM  
Malzahn - noted for the hurry-up offense
 
2013-12-24 09:52:32 AM  

TDBoedy: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x300]

/oblig


I came for this reference for I did believe in my heart that it was entirely appropriate. Clearly this family has succumbed to the Reefer Madness.
 
2013-12-24 10:50:28 AM  

dready zim: Two people are coonts and there looks to be a normal person trapped with them...

I feel sorry for her.


The faces of Oklahoma everybody.

"You know, they're only poor in money... And spirit... And dignity... And moral fiber... And hygiene."
 
2013-12-24 10:53:08 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:


reality:


Damn, I can't tell if the top picture is parody or real.
 
2013-12-24 11:01:24 AM  
img.fark.net

All three of these ladies need to be taken out of the gene pool
 
2013-12-24 11:51:37 AM  

2xhelix:
Son: Roscoe Roper
Girlfriend: Jessica Glaspie
Mother: Troy Lynn  Malzahn


dready zim: [kotv.images.worldnow.com image 641x360]



I still don't know which one is which.

/consarnit!
 
2013-12-24 01:14:20 PM  
Loving how many people rushed into the thread to prove they DNRTFA.

Here's a hint. There was an argument about pot. There was none at the house.


Richard C Stanford: HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:


reality:

Damn, I can't tell if the top picture is parody or real.


It's real(at least from when I've seen it before), and championed by the same sorts who think Reefer Madness is a factually-correct documentary.
 
2013-12-24 01:22:13 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't about meth?
 
2013-12-24 01:30:52 PM  

SquiggsIN: a basketball game


In fairness, that is pretty horrific.
 
2013-12-24 02:40:25 PM  

SquiggsIN: HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:
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reality:
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he's a brainwashed tool.  he's paid not to think for himself but to spout whatever he's spoonfed.


Wow I am??? Where has this money been going the whole time? Sounds like I'm being robbed of money I didn't even know I was getting.

Nice to see you're one of the many many people who still buys into the left right BS dichotomy.
 
2013-12-24 04:02:33 PM  

SquiggsIN: taurusowner: SquiggsIN: HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 374x550]

reality:
[media.boingboing.net image 600x799]

he's a brainwashed tool.  he's paid not to think for himself but to spout whatever he's spoonfed.

Wow I am??? Where has this money been going the whole time? Sounds like I'm being robbed of money I didn't even know I was getting.

Nice to see you're one of the many many people who still buys into the left right BS dichotomy.

I don't buy into the left/right dichotomy.  It's a sham, it's a ruse to keep you thinking that you have a choice.  I, unlike you, don't take my orders from the federal government and thus I have the detachment that gives me the ability to question their motives.  If you had better job prospects you probably wouldn't be wearing that uniform or hulking that carbine around for a living.


At least you've found a way to feel superior to everyone else.
 
2013-12-24 10:43:32 PM  

SquiggsIN: grumpfuff: SquiggsIN: taurusowner: SquiggsIN: HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 374x550]

reality:
[media.boingboing.net image 600x799]

he's a brainwashed tool.  he's paid not to think for himself but to spout whatever he's spoonfed.

Wow I am??? Where has this money been going the whole time? Sounds like I'm being robbed of money I didn't even know I was getting.

Nice to see you're one of the many many people who still buys into the left right BS dichotomy.

I don't buy into the left/right dichotomy.  It's a sham, it's a ruse to keep you thinking that you have a choice.  I, unlike you, don't take my orders from the federal government and thus I have the detachment that gives me the ability to question their motives.  If you had better job prospects you probably wouldn't be wearing that uniform or hulking that carbine around for a living.

At least you've found a way to feel superior to everyone else.

I've felt superior to those around me since childhood.  Yeah yeah, it's okay to be smarter than everyone but, you're not supposed to remind them, right?


Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh also think they're smarter than everyone around them.

Protip: Thinking it doesn't make it true.
 
2013-12-25 04:09:57 AM  

SquiggsIN: taurusowner: SquiggsIN: HindiDiscoMonster: taurusowner: This just in: people who feel the need to habitually use mind altering substances are usually shiatty people. More at 11.

what taurusowner believes:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 374x550]

reality:
[media.boingboing.net image 600x799]

he's a brainwashed tool.  he's paid not to think for himself but to spout whatever he's spoonfed.

Wow I am??? Where has this money been going the whole time? Sounds like I'm being robbed of money I didn't even know I was getting.

Nice to see you're one of the many many people who still buys into the left right BS dichotomy.

I don't buy into the left/right dichotomy.  It's a sham, it's a ruse to keep you thinking that you have a choice.  I, unlike you, don't take my orders from the federal government and thus I have the detachment that gives me the ability to question their motives.  If you had better job prospects you probably wouldn't be wearing that uniform or hulking that carbine around for a living.


It's cute and hilarious you think you know anything about me, my motivations, and what I do or do not question. And incidentally, 100% of you wild ass guesses were wrong. Thanks for playing though.
 
2013-12-25 05:38:53 AM  

Diebesbeute: Marmilman: Diebesbeute: Uttering a false instrument? WTF?

He probably forged someone's signature on a check and then tried to cash it, or used counterfeit money.

I figured as much. Just the Legal use of uttering. "Assault with a Deadly Word" popped in to my head as the other side of that coin. ;-)


"Assault with a deadly word" -- that's hilarious! That should be the official term for slander.
 
2013-12-25 10:48:20 AM  

taurusowner: I don't buy into the left/right dichotomy


Wanna know how I can tell you do not know what the word "dichotomy" means ?

Happy Holidays
 
2013-12-25 10:49:18 AM  
sorry that quote came out wrong - aimed at someone else (sorry)
 
2013-12-25 11:24:13 AM  
Those people are into a lot more then just weed.

/I'm gonna call this meth influenced.
 
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