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(Gawker)   McDonald's Resource Line: "An unhealthy diet consists of always eating food from fast food restaurants, like the food found at McDonald's." *blink* *blink* "What...?"   (gawker.com) divider line 12
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2013-12-23 11:44:38 PM
3 votes:
My bad.
2013-12-23 07:45:00 PM
3 votes:

fusillade762: The one about tipping your pool boy was better.


It didn't work for me, he didn't believe me when I said, "Just the tip".
2013-12-23 10:19:54 PM
2 votes:
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2013-12-23 09:14:44 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: kronicfeld: Guess what: if you eat nothing but carrots, you have an unhealthy diet. If you eat nothing but yogurt, you have an unhealthy diet.

What I take from this is that the healthy diet spectrum is a finite line that ranges from carrots to yogurt, and that if I combine the two I am effectively creating the most comprehensive diet known to man,


You'll poop like a champ, too.
2013-12-23 08:30:14 PM
2 votes:

kronicfeld: Guess what: if you eat nothing but carrots, you have an unhealthy diet. If you eat nothing but yogurt, you have an unhealthy diet.


What I take from this is that the healthy diet spectrum is a finite line that ranges from carrots to yogurt, and that if I combine the two I am effectively creating the most comprehensive diet known to man,
2013-12-23 07:23:30 PM
2 votes:
This is like one of those paradoxes that explodes robot brains.
2013-12-24 04:13:14 AM
1 votes:

whatshisname: I think McDonalds is doing a pretty good job of trying change with the times. Their original menu was never meant to be eaten regularly. It was a treat for a Friday night out with the kids.


The Friday fast food dinner was a treat for my family as a child. It only occured twice a month based on my parents paydays. My family calls homemade burgers Eddie Murphy burgers because of his routine.
2013-12-24 01:44:07 AM
1 votes:
Cookies are a sometimes food
2013-12-24 12:13:26 AM
1 votes:
McDonalds divided by zero?
2013-12-23 10:38:25 PM
1 votes:
just let that 30 year old grandma stretching her lulu yoga pants with th maggots on the backseam standing in front of you in line order for you.  She knows what's good. Breeder, feeder, Wool*Mort greeter. Her blanket is a heater, her hero Deric Jeeter, ans she loves the theater. She's there every time on the phone bustin' rhymes, 'bout her kids doin' crimes. Her name's Shawnnequa`aa and she no meek ma, and she''l treat ya'll to the sweet mall, and buy you pretzels and make you wrestle with her boyfrin' and watch you snap an' ben' it's a freak show, like a rodeo, and you can't go, 'cause you're hungry, got de muchies, for da crunchies, and your tummy, needs yummy nummies. SO you stand there, and you gotta stare at her lulu pants, while they rain dance and she takes a stance, shakes her finger, you watch it linger, while the zinger she delivers makes the cashier shake and shiver. So so you that, she can be nice, she drops her ice, and bends over, and you see that thong is red now, and you know now she delivers. So you axe her for her numbers, but she blocks you. What a bummer. So you get your fries, and you axs nice once mo' time now for her digits, and her kids are like sick midgets, and call you daddy, and axe fo' candy, but you throw up, defense mechanics, and you panics, and hit the exits. You grab your car keys, and seek the release of the door please and RUN RIN RUN run away now. run run run away now. Stick it in the fridge and foget about it.

/I love that song.
2013-12-23 10:33:52 PM
1 votes:
Funny how the site tells its serfs to eat "at places...", as if the peons actually earn enough money to eat out. Way to be in touch with the lives of your servant caste.
2013-12-23 07:39:44 PM
1 votes:
The one about tipping your pool boy was better.
 
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