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(Great Falls Tribune)   Ted E. Bear arrested for attempted deliberate homicide. Barb E. Doll sought for questioning   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 30
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2013-12-23 07:33:20 PM
Did he do it with a pick-a-nick basket?
 
2013-12-23 07:33:43 PM
He was framed!
thebottomoftheinternet.com
 
2013-12-23 07:36:30 PM
Dafuq is wrong with his head? Looks like he has a dent and Charlie Brown hair.
 
2013-12-23 07:36:44 PM
He was bailed out by his friend, Biggus Dickus.
 
2013-12-23 07:38:02 PM

skinink: He was bailed out by his friend, Biggus Dickus.


He has a wife, you know...
 
2013-12-23 07:38:39 PM
Theodore Edward Bear

...so his name is Ted Ted Bear.
 
2013-12-23 07:39:46 PM
Like Edward Scissorhands went to a Build A Bear.
 
2013-12-23 07:41:01 PM
If he was trying to kill whoever gave him that name I vote for acquittal...
 
2013-12-23 07:43:27 PM
www.jeffco.ca
"Can you point out the attacker, ma'am?"
"It is the little bear! It is the little bear!"
 
2013-12-23 07:43:34 PM

Pribar: If he was trying to kill whoever gave him that name I vote for acquittal...


Or that hair cut.
 
2013-12-23 07:49:11 PM
'I believe in my son's innocence!' stated his father, Baloo, as he comforted Ted's mom, Panda.
 
2013-12-23 08:05:35 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 08:12:02 PM
First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?
 
2013-12-23 08:28:32 PM

jamspoon: First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?


Could be N.E. One.
 
2013-12-23 08:33:21 PM

jamspoon: First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?


Ivana Tinkle
 
2013-12-23 08:34:31 PM
What the f*ck?

Why wouldn't you just shave your head?
 
2013-12-23 08:35:27 PM

almandot: jamspoon: First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?

Ivana Tinkle


Any relation to I.P. Daley?
 
2013-12-23 08:46:44 PM

megarian: What the f*ck?

Why wouldn't you just shave your head?


WTF?

Why wouldn't you just change your name, too?
 
2013-12-23 09:15:17 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: megarian: What the f*ck?

Why wouldn't you just shave your head?

WTF?

Why wouldn't you just change your name, too?


This is beyond that.

Look at that dude's head.

He looks like the bandit from Home Alone when he gets his head torched.
 
2013-12-23 09:18:08 PM

AbiNormal: He was framed!
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This thread needs more Mila Kunis.
 
2013-12-23 09:32:38 PM

Reaperman: almandot: jamspoon: First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?

Ivana Tinkle

Any relation to I.P. Daley?


No, but a cousin to Amanda Hunginkiss.
 
2013-12-23 09:35:27 PM

Irving Maimway: Reaperman: almandot: jamspoon: First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?

Ivana Tinkle

Any relation to I.P. Daley?

No, but a cousin to Amanda Hunginkiss.


Isn't she a cousin of Seemore Butts?
 
2013-12-23 09:39:01 PM
Did they kill Ken E.?
 
2013-12-23 10:01:12 PM

megarian: What the f*ck?

Why wouldn't you just shave your head?


Razor went dull halfway
 
2013-12-23 11:29:49 PM

AbiNormal: Irving Maimway: Reaperman: almandot: jamspoon: First Dick Weiner (about 50 headlines down) now Ted E Bear. Who is next?

Ivana Tinkle

Any relation to I.P. Daley?

No, but a cousin to Amanda Hunginkiss.

Isn't she a cousin of Seemore Butts?


No, you are thinking of Anita Doctor.
 
2013-12-23 11:43:41 PM
Does he own a Mafia-Free Fun Zone and Pizza Parlor?
 
2013-12-24 12:19:27 AM

buckler: Dafuq is wrong with his head? Looks like he has a dent and Charlie Brown hair.


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2013-12-24 12:23:14 AM

Clint_Torres: buckler: Dafuq is wrong with his head? Looks like he has a dent and Charlie Brown hair.

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*Snert*. Made my night, thanks.
 
2013-12-24 12:32:33 AM

buckler: Clint_Torres: buckler: Dafuq is wrong with his head? Looks like he has a dent and Charlie Brown hair.

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*Snert*. Made my night, thanks.


My pleasure.
 
2013-12-24 11:54:47 AM

Pribar: If he was trying to kill whoever gave him that name I vote for acquittal...


Seconded.

Is his brother named Peddy Orenthal?
 
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