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(io9)   Lex Luthor is real, and his name is Alfred Loomis   (io9.com) divider line 22
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2013-12-23 07:29:40 PM
www.rumormillnews.com
 
2013-12-23 07:58:00 PM
That explains what happened to my forty cakes. That's as many as four tens.
 
2013-12-23 09:42:51 PM
www.thetick.ws
The Ray-gun was the worst! One blast from that sucker turned half a town into a guy named Ray!
It was very similar to his other weapon, the Tommy-gun...
 
2013-12-23 09:45:20 PM
He was real.
He's dead now...or is he?
 
2013-12-23 09:55:33 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: That explains what happened to my forty cakes. That's as many as four tens.


oh my god, that's terrible!
 
2013-12-23 10:00:08 PM
tviv.org
 
2013-12-23 10:02:48 PM

Bathia_Mapes:


Bravo. My first thought
 
2013-12-23 10:32:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-23 10:54:41 PM

Unobtanium: Bathia_Mapes:

Bravo. My first thought


You never can go wrong with Chas. Addams
 
2013-12-23 11:11:21 PM
Meh, nobody aspires to be Lex Luthor. Lex is a loser. Real villains aspire to be David Xanatos.
 
2013-12-24 12:53:17 AM
Eventually, they found that sound waves were not useful in terms of murdering anything more than frog eggs and the hopes of a million megalomaniacs died.

They fail to mention that the technology of murdering brain cells with sound waves was rediscovered by Nickelback and perfected by Justin Bieber.
 
2013-12-24 04:14:12 AM
how many pies did he steal though?
 
2013-12-24 04:54:06 AM
I was expecting Loomis Simmons.
 
2013-12-24 05:38:35 AM
"Guaranteed to kill in Under 3 Days! ...... STOP MOVING!!!"
 
2013-12-24 07:17:06 AM
Uh huh. And just how many real estate scams did Loomis pull off in his day?
 
2013-12-24 08:49:07 AM

Terrible Old Man: Meh, nobody aspires to be Lex Luthor. Lex is a loser. Real villains aspire to be David Xanatos.


upload.wikimedia.org

A villain so great, he has multiple references on TVTropes. Not linking it, just because it's Christmas Eve. Don't say I ever got anything for you.
 
2013-12-24 09:39:38 AM
Expected Tesla's "Teleforce" death ray, was disappointed. Tesla was the one who was on to something.
 
2013-12-24 10:06:17 AM

washington-babylon: Expected Tesla's "Teleforce" death ray, was disappointed. Tesla was the one who was on to something.


I posted Tesla's design drawing for it.  What more do you need?

here, have it again.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-24 10:28:43 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: washington-babylon: Expected Tesla's "Teleforce" death ray, was disappointed. Tesla was the one who was on to something.

I posted Tesla's design drawing for it.  What more do you need?

here, have it again.

[img.fark.net image 420x456]


You didn't write the article, did you? I knew that fark wouldn't let me down, but was disappointed in the article.

/Glad to see the drawing, really expected more tesla from fark but at least someone posted it.
 
2013-12-24 11:27:48 AM
More like CHAirface Chippendale
 
2013-12-24 11:54:47 AM
Alfred Loomis?  Oh, Alfred Loomis, the Tudexo Park guy!

/can't believe they didn't mention that
//he was the basis for the inventor in the first Thin Man film
 
2013-12-24 03:42:20 PM

Zafler: Terrible Old Man: Meh, nobody aspires to be Lex Luthor. Lex is a loser. Real villains aspire to be David Xanatos.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 353x265]

A villain so great, he has multiple references on TVTropes. Not linking it, just because it's Christmas Eve. Don't say I ever got anything for you.


But....if I go myself, then it's not your fault, just my own weakness........

And then if I post the link I'm the villain not you.........

And if I don't post the link I've only myself to blame.....

GAHHH!  You succeed in all versions of this dilemma!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit
 
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