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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Australian scientists are making painkillers from scorpion venom, lemonade from lemons   (smh.com.au) divider line 9
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2013-12-23 07:31:01 PM  
Hell if they can do that, they can probably mix the secretions of every toxic life form in Australia and come up with a cure for cancer at the least, if not an elixer of eternal life...
 
2013-12-23 07:32:42 PM  
A greenlight? My very own Christmas miracle!

/Been trying hard lately
//14 total
 
2013-12-23 07:32:48 PM  
Scientists reported to be "cooking up best prank ever."
 
2013-12-23 08:18:36 PM  

somemoron: Hell if they can do that, they can probably mix the secretions of every toxic life form in Australia and come up with a cure for cancer at the least...


Well, you certainly won't die of cancer after chugging that.
 
2013-12-23 09:11:14 PM  

somemoron: Hell if they can do that, they can probably mix the secretions of every toxic life form in Australia and come up with a cure for cancer at the least, if not an elixer of eternal life...


Where's my passport??
/goes to expedia.com
 
2013-12-23 11:23:50 PM  
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2013-12-24 12:46:08 AM  
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2013-12-24 05:59:48 AM  

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Well played. Well played, indeed. :D
 
2013-12-24 12:34:22 PM  
Why Scorpion venom?  Didn't Judas Priest already take care of this?

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