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(The Consumerist)   Dunkin Donuts: Sausage will be the new bacon. Submitter: why not both?   (consumerist.com) divider line 118
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2013-12-23 08:10:11 PM
I don't know what that exec is putting in his coffee, but sausage will never surpass bacon in awesome goodness.
 
2013-12-23 08:10:39 PM
Sasuage? Is that the French stuff?
 
2013-12-23 09:13:32 PM
Bacon wrapped sausage... mmmmm!
 
2013-12-23 09:37:55 PM
You'd never sasuage me from eating that!
 
2013-12-23 09:38:45 PM
You can always put bacon inside sausage, but you can't put sausage inside bacon.

Checkmate, bacon.
 
2013-12-23 09:39:24 PM
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2013-12-23 09:39:33 PM

zamboni: Bacon wrapped sausage... mmmmm!


The aristocrat!
 
2013-12-23 09:39:41 PM
Subby is a meat gazer
 
2013-12-23 09:39:55 PM

DanZero: Sasuage? Is that the French stuff?


It's French for "yeti".
 
2013-12-23 09:42:24 PM
Sausage gives me heartburn.
 
2013-12-23 09:42:46 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: you can't put sausage inside bacon.


zamboni: Bacon wrapped sausage... mmmmm!


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2013-12-23 09:43:32 PM

twistedmetal: I don't know what that exec is putting in his coffee, but sausage will never surpass bacon in awesome goodness.


Sausage has the benefit of more flavor options. I'd say it would be a draw except that bacon does wonders for sandwiches where sausage can't tread.

I think we can all agree that Pigs are the world's most amazing animal.
 
2013-12-23 09:43:55 PM

twistedmetal: I don't know what that exec is putting in his coffee, but sausage will never surpass bacon in awesome goodness.


This! Bacon > Breakfast Sausage.
 
2013-12-23 09:46:02 PM
I can believe this. Bacon is a particular cut of pork while sausage is made from any old pork, the cheaper scraps the better.

If somebody had succeeded in turning pigs into milk animals old worn out milk sows would be a major component of sausage just as aged milk cows become cheap hamburger.
 
2013-12-23 09:46:32 PM
Uh, I've been getting both on my DD sammiches for years. Some of us are ahead of the curve.
 
2013-12-23 09:48:50 PM

Duck_of_Doom: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: you can't put sausage inside bacon.

zamboni: Bacon wrapped sausage... mmmmm!

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Wrapping doesn't count.
 
2013-12-23 09:48:58 PM
Nope.
 
2013-12-23 09:51:01 PM
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/oblig.
 
2013-12-23 09:51:38 PM
I used to enjoy and select the small greasy as hell sausage over bacon at diners all the time.  Bacon has become a hipster bandwagon item.
 
2013-12-23 09:51:45 PM
Sausage thread! I live in the land of Blue and Gold (Oklahoma). Hands down, the best in all of existence.
 
2013-12-23 09:54:02 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Bacon has become a hipster bandwagon item.


I hate hipsters as much as the next guy. But these words have no meaning.
 
2013-12-23 09:54:42 PM
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2013-12-23 09:55:34 PM
What is sasuage?
 
2013-12-23 09:56:26 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-23 09:56:49 PM

HaywoodJablonski: What is sasuage?


It's a combination of sassifrass and sewage.
 
2013-12-23 09:57:52 PM
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2013-12-23 10:00:01 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2013-12-23 10:00:03 PM

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Sausage thread!


This should degenerate quickly.
 
2013-12-23 10:00:32 PM

crab66: JohnnyRebel88: Bacon has become a hipster bandwagon item.

I hate hipsters as much as the next guy. But these words have no meaning.


Just like bacon has no meaning now that it goes on everything.
 
2013-12-23 10:02:51 PM
Yes, the Dawning of the Sausage is at hand!
 
2013-12-23 10:03:16 PM

mjjt: [i43.tinypic.com image 598x392]


Bring me that Valkyrie in the middle!
 
2013-12-23 10:03:49 PM

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Sausage thread! I live in the land of Blue and Gold (Oklahoma). Hands down, the best in all of existence.



I don't believe you. I live in Wisconsin, and I've been to Texas.
 
2013-12-23 10:04:19 PM
Is there some ant-sausage thing going on I'm unaware of? I mean...  ...
 
2013-12-23 10:09:18 PM
Aren't they called Dunkin Restaurants now?  I could swear I heard that in a recent commercial.  Do they even sell donuts anymore?
 
2013-12-23 10:09:20 PM
The sausage that Dunkin Donuts uses tastes like shiat.
 
2013-12-23 10:09:40 PM
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2013-12-23 10:14:07 PM
Looks like someone figured out how to save 8 cents a sandwich in food costs.
 
2013-12-23 10:14:46 PM

nocturnal001: twistedmetal: I don't know what that exec is putting in his coffee, but sausage will never surpass bacon in awesome goodness.

Sausage has the benefit of more flavor options. I'd say it would be a draw except that bacon does wonders for sandwiches where sausage can't tread.

I think we can all agree that Pigs are the world's most amazing animal.


Pigs are magical, they can eat garbage like apple cores and potatoe peels and turn it into BACON, that is Alchemy on par with turning lead into gold.
 
2013-12-23 10:16:34 PM
FTFA: "sausage just isn't bacon, which can be laid atop, wrapped around, and crumbled into just about any dish with good results"
Laid atop: Pretty much any sammich can be improved tastewise with the introduction of a sausage patty.
Wrapped around: Come on, encase something in sausage and deep fry it, it's gonna be better. Scotch Eggs.
Crumbled into: WTF, crumble sausage into anything, and it's better. Eggs, pasta, etc.
I won't say sausage is better than bacon, but it's damned versatile and tasty.
 
2013-12-23 10:17:01 PM

lahuman8: The sausage that Dunkin Donuts uses tastes like shiat.


Thats the other problem.
 
2013-12-23 10:17:41 PM
I worked at Dunkin for years and I can report that the sausage and bacon breakfast sandwich is popular with the employees.
 
2013-12-23 10:20:22 PM

IlGreven: Just like bacon has no meaning now that it goes on everything.


"Something is popular so it's bad!"


farking emo kids.
 
2013-12-23 10:20:31 PM
SASUAGES!! Blast your eyes!
 
2013-12-23 10:23:22 PM

Gunny Highway: I worked at Dunkin for years and I can report that the sausage and bacon breakfast sandwich is popular with the employees.


It tastes like freezer sausage patties. Neither good nor bad, a little fat for texture and some spice to make it more sausage like. Not dissing freezer patties or frozen breakfast sandwiches (I eat them all the time), just saying might as well have a freezer one for .80 cents vs 2.50 or whatever DD charges per sandwich.
 
2013-12-23 10:25:27 PM

cursed monkey: Gunny Highway: I worked at Dunkin for years and I can report that the sausage and bacon breakfast sandwich is popular with the employees.

It tastes like freezer sausage patties. Neither good nor bad, a little fat for texture and some spice to make it more sausage like. Not dissing freezer patties or frozen breakfast sandwiches (I eat them all the time), just saying might as well have a freezer one for .80 cents vs 2.50 or whatever DD charges per sandwich.


Convenience charge?
 
2013-12-23 10:26:41 PM
Jimmy Dean's sage sausage is very good.
 
2013-12-23 10:28:19 PM
 
2013-12-23 10:30:04 PM
Thats the other thing, bacon is a lot harder to screw up. I have had instances where I didn't like a certain kind of sausage. I dont think I recall ever hating a piece of bacon...not real bacon.

Segway, but I say real because I think some places use a more fatty pieces and use color/taste additives, no proof, but try a piece of bacon from any of wendys burgers...there is something unnatural about the taste, like liquid smoke (or liquid bacon) was used.
 
2013-12-23 10:32:26 PM

phaseolus: Disappearing Hitchhiker: Sausage thread! I live in the land of Blue and Gold (Oklahoma). Hands down, the best in all of existence.


I don't believe you. I live in Wisconsin, and I've been to Texas.


Yup, Wisconsin has some of the best sausage and brats easily. Some of the local butcher shops that hunters sometimes bring their venison to to get processed keep some of the meat as payment and will make some excellent venison summer sausage, venison peperoni, and even venison (ok yes, mixed with pork) breakfast sausage. Great stuff.
 
2013-12-23 10:34:55 PM
I like bacon but I'm sick of hearing about it all the time.
 
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