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(The Smoking Gun)   Unwise man busted traveling 103mph in Myrtle Beach bearing gifts of frankincense, myrrh, and (Acapulco) gold   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 41
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2013-12-23 04:27:30 PM
Huh. A stoner who doesn't drive slow. Also, blunts farking suck.
 
2013-12-23 04:28:58 PM
Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.
 
2013-12-23 04:29:37 PM
Illegal things should be done 1 at a time. Got a trunk load of the stickiest of the icky? Obey the speed limit, use your turn signals make sure your lights work and your tag is in date.
 
2013-12-23 04:30:36 PM
Acapulco Goldie, donde did you go?
You said you'd always hold me,
but you vamos away wity my Acapulco gold!
 
2013-12-23 04:32:53 PM

Oldiron_79: Illegal things should be done 1 at a time. Got a trunk load of the stickiest of the icky? Obey the speed limit, use your turn signals make sure your lights work and your tag is in date.


This.

You'd think that would be pretty obvious.
 
2013-12-23 04:34:41 PM
Investigators also seized a bottle of frankincense and myrrh incense spray from inside the vehicle. Known as "Blunt Block," the product is usually used to mask the odor of burnt marijuana.

Taking notes.
 
2013-12-23 04:36:14 PM

Headso: Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.


Bet his sister's up in bed

with old

Panama Red.
 
2013-12-23 04:38:25 PM

Headso: Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.


I am 44 and unless Subby was 5 years old and smoking, he was not not hitting the Acapulco Gold or the Panama Red.

We just called it weed in the 80s.

Now you have a guy who buys a lb of hdryoponic, and gives it several different names with different prices to fool the rubes.

"dude I just got an 1/8 of Mike Tysons Purple Babboon Anus, its a strain from British Colombia, it is 120 for the shiat,but it is the best you ever had"
 
2013-12-23 04:39:54 PM

vudukungfu: Headso: Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.

Bet his sister's up in bed

with old

Panama Red.


And we drink alone.

/George T.
 
2013-12-23 04:44:31 PM
At that speed all the seeds and stems will be blown away.
 
2013-12-23 04:46:50 PM
As someone who drove through Myrtle Beach at 120 once with a multiple police escort many years ago, I'm getting a kick. (The NC troopers would not go over 100).
 
2013-12-23 04:48:13 PM

theflatline: Now you have a guy who buys a lb of hdryoponic, and gives it several different names with different prices to fool the rubes.


The biggest gomer at my office says the same thing, I'm thinking yeah dude you're really deep into the weed game with your highwater pants and Velcro sneakers.
 
2013-12-23 04:48:18 PM

Headso: Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.


No stems or seed that you don't need
Cause Acapulco gold is some badass weed

/47
//not subby
///you cracked me up
 
2013-12-23 04:52:50 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-12-23 04:56:05 PM

Headso: theflatline: Now you have a guy who buys a lb of hdryoponic, and gives it several different names with different prices to fool the rubes.

The biggest gomer at my office says the same thing, I'm thinking yeah dude you're really deep into the weed game with your highwater pants and Velcro sneakers.


I had guy come up to me in Colombia, who I knew through friends, who was doing a gig as a university professor, ask me where he could get some good hydro not any of that south american ditch weed, but like some good California stuff.  Mind you we are in Colombia.

I got him hooked up with a dude who for about 20 bucks US dropped 3 ozs on him.  And we are sitting at a bar and he is rolling a joint and going on and on he will probably have to smoke three, since he is used to the finest green.

Dude took three hits of this bomber, put it out, and we had to send him home in a cab.
 
2013-12-23 04:59:48 PM
i199.photobucket.com
Thought it was "Acapulo?"

\God that was a fun thread
 
2013-12-23 05:02:36 PM
 Myrrhtle Beach
 
2013-12-23 05:03:10 PM
Justice for Trayvon!
 
2013-12-23 05:04:16 PM
The last time I was at Myrtle Beach you couldn't drive more than about 8 feet before running into traffic.  How do you get to 103 there?
 
2013-12-23 05:08:23 PM
Unwise?
ramakblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-23 05:09:53 PM

vudukungfu: Investigators also seized a bottle of frankincense and myrrh incense spray from inside the vehicle. Known as "Blunt Block," the product is usually used to mask the odor of burnt marijuana.

Taking notes.


Back in the my time, we called that "incense".
 
2013-12-23 05:14:55 PM

TheGreatGazoo: The last time I was at Myrtle Beach you couldn't drive more than about 8 feet before running into traffic.  How do you get to 103 there?


The highways coming into MB (perpendicular to the coast) seem remote because of the swamps. They are however the natural habitat of the SC State Police speedtrap. Makes Ohio look like the middle of Nevada, speedtrap-wise.

/Eeezy Outtastate moneyz
 
2013-12-23 05:41:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Illegal things should be done 1 at a time. Got a trunk load of the stickiest of the icky? Obey the speed limit, use your turn signals make sure your lights work and your tag is in date.


"Stickiest of the icky" is an odd euphemism for "dead hooker".
 
2013-12-23 05:47:47 PM
I like the headline,  subby.
 
2013-12-23 06:01:23 PM

exvaxman: As someone who drove through Myrtle Beach at 120 once with a multiple police escort many years ago, I'm getting a kick. (The NC troopers would not go over 100).


Why would they that far out of their jurisdiction? How long was that chase anyway?
 
2013-12-23 06:20:24 PM

theflatline: Headso: Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.

I am 44 and unless Subby was 5 years old and smoking, he was not not hitting the Acapulco Gold or the Panama Red.
We just called it weed in the 80s.



----- In the 80's we knew what we had, and if it was AG, we DEFINITELY knew.
Whatever happened to Thai stick?
 
2013-12-23 06:29:10 PM
zarquon
I was at (wrong service) base 'A' and a major emergency happened at base 'B' at around 1:am. The corps couldn't get a jet going in time so the state police in NC and SC ran an escort. Many years ago.
 
2013-12-23 06:49:36 PM

illannoyin: vudukungfu: Headso: Acapulco gold? subby is atleast 45 to make a headline like that! Come on subster, disco yourself on out.

Bet his sister's up in bed

with old

Panama Red.

And we drink alone.

/George T.


In Piña Coladaburgh?
 
2013-12-23 06:53:36 PM
I smoked a joint once.  I didn't really feel anything but I sure wanted a 40lb. bag of Oreos.
 
2013-12-23 06:57:37 PM
1. Don't drive intoxicated.
2. If you must toke while driving, use a mini-vaporizer. The smell doesn't linger.
3. If you must blaze and drive, don't speed.
4. Finally, "driving while black" is probable cause SC.
 
2013-12-23 07:00:36 PM
Last time I heard about someone driving a vehicle fast with dope in it they managed to get the Roman soldiers high from the second hand smoke and lost them.
 
2013-12-23 07:06:33 PM

Dimensio: Oldiron_79: Illegal things should be done 1 at a time. Got a trunk load of the stickiest of the icky? Obey the speed limit, use your turn signals make sure your lights work and your tag is in date.

"Stickiest of the icky" is an odd euphemism for "dead hooker".


Nah if I got that kind of problem I just call the wolf.
 
2013-12-23 07:36:15 PM
vudukungfu:

Bet his sister's up in bed

with old

Panama Red.


Burma Shave.
 
2013-12-23 09:17:58 PM
sigh.  Panama Red is extinct, just like 100 % pure strains of sativa and indica are extinct.  it is all crossbred now.
 
2013-12-24 03:53:06 AM

Headso: theflatline: Now you have a guy who buys a lb of hdryoponic, and gives it several different names with different prices to fool the rubes.

The biggest gomer at my office says the same thing, I'm thinking yeah dude you're really deep into the weed game with your highwater pants and Velcro sneakers.


I wouldn't judge someone's criminal aptitude by their fashion sense:
www.esquire.com
 
2013-12-24 03:55:35 AM

exvaxman: zarquon
I was at (wrong service) base 'A' and a major emergency happened at base 'B' at around 1:am. The corps couldn't get a jet going in time so the state police in NC and SC ran an escort. Many years ago.


I'm guessing MCAS Beaufort was A, and MCAS Cherry Point (or maybe New River?) was base B.
 
2013-12-24 09:15:54 AM
No stems, no seeds, that you don't need - Acapulco Gold is.. Mad Ass Weed
 
2013-12-24 09:31:28 AM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-24 09:48:10 AM
Acapulco gold?! Wow, haven't heard that in a long time. Makes me wanna dig out my Cheech and Chong eight tracks.
 
2013-12-24 09:51:35 AM
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2013-12-24 09:55:44 AM
Great mugshot. The look on his face does not say, "I just got busted". It says, "Cool Ranch or Nacho cheese?"
 
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