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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Bad: Hurling racial slurs and bricks. Really Bad ...at children. Florida: ...while using your ex-wife's bicycle as a getaway vehicle   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 42
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2013-12-23 04:15:37 PM  
Well, I guess if your only escape is on your ex's stolen bike, you need to add some panache any way you can.
 
2013-12-23 04:18:00 PM  
I have a mental picture of the perpetrator. I'm wondering if I should even bother going to read TFA.
 
2013-12-23 04:19:45 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I have a mental picture of the perpetrator. I'm wondering if I should even bother going to read TFA.


I read and saw.  Let's just say I'm unsurprised.

But I am chuckling at the scene playing in my head where he keeps falling off the bike every time he yells at someone.
 
2013-12-23 04:20:10 PM  
Why do these guys always look like the same damn guy?
 
2013-12-23 04:21:00 PM  
While using your ex-wife's Hoveround as a getaway vehicle.

"And they bill Medicare for me!"
 
2013-12-23 04:21:58 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Why do these guys always look like the same damn guy?


Inbreeders
 
2013-12-23 04:24:16 PM  
I'm unclear about what point he started to flee and why. The story seems to jump around a bit. There's a gap between him throwing bricks at a kid and another guy and then the police setting up a perimeter to catch him.
 
2013-12-23 04:24:27 PM  
Would not striking someone with a whole or partial brick be grounds for assault with a deadly weapon? What a scumbag.
 
2013-12-23 04:25:30 PM  
He looks like Darryl from Storage wars minus some pounds
/can someone post a pic of them side by side
//on iPhone not sure how to post pics
 
2013-12-23 04:30:04 PM  
Drive-by bricking...hate crimes at their UGLIEST.
 
2013-12-23 04:30:27 PM  
I'm vacationing in Florida, and I had to drive through the north-central part of the state. It was pretty damn creepy. You have clean, relatively nice buildings and houses on one street, and the next street over you have an abandoned strip mall that looks like it fell out of a Fallout game. Passing through, seeing rusty trailers being used as meth-labs, ruined motels that make you think "Norman?", and boarded up gas stations that are undoubtably being used as a convenience store themed serial killers hideout (He speaks with a cheesy Indian accent and forces people into the slushy machine) is a very surreal experience.
 
2013-12-23 04:30:32 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen the next big reality star on A&E.
 
2013-12-23 04:34:30 PM  
Sticks and stones are still okay.
 
2013-12-23 04:36:02 PM  

ScaryBottles: Ladies and gentlemen the next big reality star on A&E.


Racist Regime?

Dick Dominion?
 
2013-12-23 04:37:08 PM  
Larry Kenton tried to pedal away from police on his ex-wife's bicycle, but was caught and charged with three counts of aggravated child abuse, driving under the influence, driving with a revoked/suspended license, battery and resisting an officer without violence, according to arrest and jail records.

So if your license is suspended, you can't ride a bike? I know some states will bust you for DUI if you're drunk on a bike though... seems weird how they would take points off a license, though.
 
2013-12-23 04:39:31 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I have a mental picture of the perpetrator. I'm wondering if I should even bother going to read TFA.


If you guessed "Manson Family Groupie" step up to claim your prize!
 
2013-12-23 04:42:45 PM  
Supreme. He's easily the Supreme, Master Race. Too bad the kids didn't stomp him out. But looking at him, he probably picked on the 7 year olds, not the 17 year olds.
 
2013-12-23 04:45:08 PM  
If only he had a gun so he could have stood his ground
 
2013-12-23 04:47:04 PM  
WHITE POWER!
 
2013-12-23 04:58:10 PM  
Hipster NeoNazi?
 
2013-12-23 05:00:05 PM  

Comrad36: He looks like Darryl from Storage wars minus some pounds
/can someone post a pic of them side by side
//on iPhone not sure how to post pics


www.news-journalonline.com

img.poptower.com


I don't see the resemblance but I thought I would help anyway.
 
2013-12-23 05:10:09 PM  

Richard C Stanford: I'm vacationing in Florida, and I had to drive through the north-central part of the state. It was pretty damn creepy. You have clean, relatively nice buildings and houses on one street, and the next street over you have an abandoned strip mall that looks like it fell out of a Fallout game. Passing through, seeing rusty trailers being used as meth-labs, ruined motels that make you think "Norman?", and boarded up gas stations that are undoubtably being used as a convenience store themed serial killers hideout (He speaks with a cheesy Indian accent and forces people into the slushy machine) is a very surreal experience.


Sounds like Waldo and Lawtey, on the way from Jacksonville to Gainesville/I-75
 
2013-12-23 05:12:08 PM  
So, what's his Fark handle?
 
2013-12-23 05:13:58 PM  

Diogenes: ScaryBottles: Ladies and gentlemen the next big reality star on A&E.

Racist Regime?

Dick Dominion?


"Piss That Darky"
Throw the rock at the large, muscular, black man and ride away as fast as your skinny cracker legs can peddle.
 
2013-12-23 05:14:08 PM  

Richard C Stanford: ruined motels that make you think "Norman?"


edge-images.rifftrax.com
 
2013-12-23 05:14:36 PM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Richard C Stanford: I'm vacationing in Florida, and I had to drive through the north-central part of the state. It was pretty damn creepy. You have clean, relatively nice buildings and houses on one street, and the next street over you have an abandoned strip mall that looks like it fell out of a Fallout game. Passing through, seeing rusty trailers being used as meth-labs, ruined motels that make you think "Norman?", and boarded up gas stations that are undoubtably being used as a convenience store themed serial killers hideout (He speaks with a cheesy Indian accent and forces people into the slushy machine) is a very surreal experience.

Sounds like Waldo and Lawtey, on the way from Jacksonville to Gainesville/I-75


Yep.
 
2013-12-23 05:21:38 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I have a mental picture of the perpetrator. I'm wondering if I should even bother going to read TFA.


Does it involve a frog suit? because that's what I thought of.
 
2013-12-23 05:43:37 PM  
FTA: Kenton then pushed his way into the home and started arguing with his daughter over her dating a black youth, calling his daughter a "(expletive) lover," police said.

This popped into my head when I read that...

♪ ♫...teaching Tim to ride a bike, these are the ******* that we like...♫ ♪

/NSFW
//not sure if that would get me in trouble, even in its' context
 
2013-12-23 05:59:02 PM  
Ah yes, my hometown... nothing in this article surprises me in any way, shape or form. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if I have seen this guy at either of my jobs.
 
2013-12-23 06:15:15 PM  
Just had to have one more Zimmerman thread before 2014 didn't you?
 
2013-12-23 06:24:52 PM  
No one ever shouts "You are the one." at me. :(
 
2013-12-23 06:25:49 PM  

Diogenes: ScaryBottles: Ladies and gentlemen the next big reality star on A&E.

Racist Regime?

Dick Dominion?


Alligator Aristocrats?
 
2013-12-23 06:26:36 PM  
Whoa, mobile Fark got a makeover since the last time I browsed on my phone.
 
2013-12-23 06:28:52 PM  
You all realize that you're all now racists for pointing out the racism in the guys actions, right?
 
2013-12-23 06:43:48 PM  
You threw me for a loop subby, when you stated the perp was on a stolen bicycle I assumed more melanin.
 
2013-12-23 06:51:22 PM  
Am I in before BRICKFROG?
 
2013-12-23 07:00:27 PM  
I am an Olympic racial slur hurler!
 
2013-12-23 08:45:55 PM  
Kenton then pushed his way into the home and started arguing with his daughter over her dating a black youth, calling his daughter a "(expletive) lover," police said.

I can't imagine why she would want to get back at daddy, he seems pretty like a pretty good father.
 
2013-12-23 10:10:25 PM  
In all fairness, he must have a pretty good arm. He did hit two of three kids with pieces of brick and I would think they would be moving targets.
 
2013-12-23 11:43:40 PM  
I'm guessing he won't be asked to babysit his future bi-racial grandchildren.
 
2013-12-24 12:07:17 AM  

ScaryBottles: Ladies and gentlemen the next big reality star on A&E.


twiztedjustin: Just had to have one more Zimmerman thread before 2014 didn't you?


Dammit, I was all ready to make a Zimmerman joke.  But just think of it---"Zimmerman's watch: the reality show." It would kill the competition.
 
2013-12-24 02:11:28 AM  

RoxtarRyan: Larry Kenton tried to pedal away from police on his ex-wife's bicycle, but was caught and charged with three counts of aggravated child abuse, driving under the influence, driving with a revoked/suspended license, battery and resisting an officer without violence, according to arrest and jail records.

So if your license is suspended, you can't ride a bike? I know some states will bust you for DUI if you're drunk on a bike though... seems weird how they would take points off a license, though.


I believe he drove himself to his ex's house, but tried to escape using her bike.
 
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