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(Independent)   Reports: Kim Jong-un "was very drunk" when ordering executions   (independent.co.uk ) divider line 107
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2013-12-23 01:01:43 PM  
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2013-12-23 01:06:42 PM  
Sounds like he has the same management style as Drew
 
2013-12-23 01:08:35 PM  
This will surely end well.
 
2013-12-23 01:11:30 PM  
I was very drunk when ordering Taco Bell.
 
2013-12-23 01:18:32 PM  
Oh come on, we've all been there, haven't we?  Back in college I used to wake up pretty frequently saying "Wait, I had WHO executed?  Jesus I must have been hammered!"
 
2013-12-23 01:24:12 PM  
I hear they don't metabolize alcohol like regular people do.
 
2013-12-23 01:40:05 PM  
Drunk with power, am I right guys? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA! HA HA..ha...ha....heh...huh.
 
2013-12-23 01:46:45 PM  
I wonder if he was drunk with -

verbaltoxin: Drunk with power, am I right guys? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA! HA HA..ha...ha....heh...huh.


damnit *shakes fist*

/well done
 
2013-12-23 01:46:49 PM  
Do you know what is completely stupid?

The website is using scripts to enforce some ridiculous idea that one should subscribe to "The Independent"

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2013-12-23 01:52:42 PM  
But was he smoking crack?
 
2013-12-23 02:08:28 PM  
I'm guessing he's not always a happy drunk then.
 
2013-12-23 02:19:42 PM  
Nothing is more fun than living with an abusive drunk.
 
2013-12-23 02:24:19 PM  

twistedmetal: Nothing is more fun than living with an abusive drunk.


In this case, it's an entire country that suffers.
 
2013-12-23 02:24:44 PM  

twistedmetal: Nothing is more fun than living with an abusive drunk.


How about the tweaker who's got the money to buy meth in mass quantities?
 
2013-12-23 02:24:47 PM  
You think it's EASY having to do what must be done? It must have weighed heavily upon his heart. I'm sure the alcohol barely numbed the pain. Hell, I would be drinking too.
 
2013-12-23 02:25:41 PM  
Wouldn't be the first time he set in motion something unwise due to food and drink:

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2013-12-23 02:27:37 PM  
I don't believe he was drunk... I remember it being reported when he was in college he once drank a case of Whiskey then passed his driving test with a 131% score with a blindfold on.
 
2013-12-23 02:27:52 PM  
So does anyone in that country think that it's ok for their illustrious leader be intoxicated while performing his job?

That's a rhetorical question.  But it just screams of the hypocrisy of these idiots.
 
2013-12-23 02:28:37 PM  
Ok. Who gave the stay pufft marshmallow baby a sippy jug full of rum
 
2013-12-23 02:30:22 PM  

yukichigai: Wouldn't be the first time he set in motion something unwise due to food and drink:

[www.joeydevilla.com image 600x470]


"Hi, Amazon... Unobtanium here. New Keyboard, please. The bill goes to yukichiagi this time."
 
2013-12-23 02:31:12 PM  
Can we stop with all the speculation? This is machioveli 101. When the throne requires a certain blood lineage, a male who comes to power must kill off all other blood relatives capable of making a claim to the throne. Its a pretty solid rule in blood dynasties.

Not doing so opens you up to too much risk in the future, and anybody with grievances against you will automatically rally behind said blood relatives.

He's just consolidating his power.
 
2013-12-23 02:34:57 PM  
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Approves.
/Very small chaps, but immensely strong...
 
2013-12-23 02:36:20 PM  
And you don't mess around with Kim.
 
2013-12-23 02:36:41 PM  
Too bad he wasn't drunk enough to order his own execution, or shoot himself in the head.
 
2013-12-23 02:38:56 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I don't believe he was drunk... I remember it being reported when he was in college he once drank a case of Whiskey then passed his driving test with a 131% score with a blindfold on.


That was his father.
 
2013-12-23 02:42:00 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Do you know what is completely stupid?

The website is using scripts to enforce some ridiculous idea that one should subscribe to "The Independent"

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To get around this, all one does is right click the link above and run in incognito.

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An IP address is not an identity... idiots at Press-


Looks like you're using Chrome. I just remove the cookies their site stores. It resets the article clock and voila. 

I chuckle at those sites that use a simple cookie to track article hits. I do agree though, an IP address isn't a mark of identity but you'd think they knew that.
 
2013-12-23 02:42:13 PM  

Alonjar: Can we stop with all the speculation? This is machioveli 101. When the throne requires a certain blood lineage, a male who comes to power must kill off all other blood relatives capable of making a claim to the throne. Its a pretty solid rule in blood dynasties.

Not doing so opens you up to too much risk in the future, and anybody with grievances against you will automatically rally behind said blood relatives.

He's just consolidating his power.


wasn't a blood relative, it was his aunt's husband.
 
2013-12-23 02:43:04 PM  
No Pink Floyd jokes?

I am disappoint.
 
2013-12-23 02:43:19 PM  
He must be a riot during happy hour.
 
2013-12-23 02:44:29 PM  

uncleacid: And you don't mess around with Kim.


ba doot en do be down dee down dee do down
 
2013-12-23 02:47:05 PM  

Vantango84: wasn't a blood relative, it was his aunt's husband.


I guess I could have chosen my words a bit more carefully...  At least in the world of imperial succession, being married into the family gives you the same status and rights as a true blood relative.  You become blood related, essentially.

Also keep in mind that they "arent exactly rules... more like guidelines".  Kim asks himself, "If I was suddenly dead, could they change the narative so that my Uncle could easily transition into power?"  and the answer was "Yes".

So he had to be killed.
 
2013-12-23 02:52:13 PM  
Very drunk and hanging out with Dennis Rodman is not a coincidence!

Dennis is the biggest drunk I ever met. He used to hang out in my restaurant in Aventura, FL and we would have to kick him out constantly for getting beligerent.

He never tried to have anyone executed though, to the best of my knowledge.
 
2013-12-23 02:52:33 PM  
weknowmemes.com

Go home, Kim. You're drunk.
 
2013-12-23 02:54:56 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Because People in power are Stupid: Do you know what is completely stupid?

The website is using scripts to enforce some ridiculous idea that one should subscribe to "The Independent"

[img.photobucket.com image 608x539]

To get around this, all one does is right click the link above and run in incognito.

[img.photobucket.com image 300x134]

An IP address is not an identity... idiots at Press-

Looks like you're using Chrome. I just remove the cookies their site stores. It resets the article clock and voila. 

I chuckle at those sites that use a simple cookie to track article hits. I do agree though, an IP address isn't a mark of identity but you'd think they knew that.


They do know that.  They are all perfectly well-aware of the back-door they've left in their subscription model.

If the chuckleheads want to pay for their news, they figure go ahead and let them.  The smart people will either get news from another source, or figure out how to really break the pay wall.
 
2013-12-23 02:59:02 PM  
Like the "So drunk I accidentally ordered the execution of a family member in a drunken stupor," or "Drinking away the sorrows before you have to put a sick pet down," style of drunk?
 
2013-12-23 03:02:00 PM  
Not drunk.

Bigger guys have a higher tolerance.
 
2013-12-23 03:03:17 PM  
Having morning after regrets?
 
2013-12-23 03:06:11 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Because People in power are Stupid: Do you know what is completely stupid?

The website is using scripts to enforce some ridiculous idea that one should subscribe to "The Independent"

[img.photobucket.com image 608x539]

To get around this, all one does is right click the link above and run in incognito.

[img.photobucket.com image 300x134]

An IP address is not an identity... idiots at Press-

Looks like you're using Chrome. I just remove the cookies their site stores. It resets the article clock and voila. 

I chuckle at those sites that use a simple cookie to track article hits. I do agree though, an IP address isn't a mark of identity but you'd think they knew that.


NY Times used to do that (basic cookie count) but they wised up
 
2013-12-23 03:10:08 PM  
The worst thing that I've ever ordered when very drunk was shots of Sambuca
 
2013-12-23 03:14:30 PM  
Isn't the whole getting drunk and issuing orders an Abraham Lincoln joke?
 
2013-12-23 03:18:20 PM  
if he accidentally executes someone because he is drunk, should the executioner be executed because he listened to him while he was drunk and the executioner should not have done that?  Or does the executioner get executed for disobeying orders, even if the orders were given when Kim was drunk?

That is a tricky position to be in.
 
2013-12-23 03:19:14 PM  
Caligula reincarnated.
 
2013-12-23 03:21:43 PM  
Silly haircut: check
Has photos taken of him looking at random stuff: check
Marries pop star (sort of): check
Befriends troubled celebrities: check
Executes family member: check

All systems go for kooky, maniacal despot. Only thing missing is the military garb with shiny badges and ropey epaulets, but apparently the "peasant soldier" look is how they roll.
 
2013-12-23 03:22:01 PM  
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2013-12-23 03:23:02 PM  
"Wait...I can execute people will drunk??....sweeeeeet"

mysticmedusa.com

"to be clear drunk, high on crack...it's all pretty much the same...am I right??"
 
2013-12-23 03:25:52 PM  
This is why I laugh whenever some pasty fat cornball from a blue state says we need socialism.
 
2013-12-23 03:28:43 PM  
....aaaaand now here's a photos of soldiers dressed as Santa that has no relationship to what you just read.
 
2013-12-23 03:29:23 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: To get around this, all one does is right click the link above and run in incognito.


Thanks for the tip :)
 
2013-12-23 03:32:31 PM  
So, that makes two of us.
 
2013-12-23 03:33:18 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is why I laugh whenever some pasty fat cornball from a blue state says we need socialism.


wut
 
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