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(Jezebel)   Weird question of the day: What the hell do you do with the sex toys of the deceased?   (jezebel.com) divider line 29
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2013-12-23 12:34:19 PM
If the sex toy was used with vigor and success, and the deceased was a worthy lover, the sex toy should be buried with him or her so that it can find its proper and glorious place in the afterworld.
 
2013-12-23 12:36:00 PM
Stick them where the sun doesn't shine . . .
 
2013-12-23 12:37:31 PM
Goodwill?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-23 12:39:44 PM
Grandma's wake would have been more fun if we had had props to wave around while discussing her life.
 
2013-12-23 12:41:44 PM
What's the buzzing sound coming from Grandma's coffin?
 
2013-12-23 01:04:27 PM
True Story:

In college I worked for the Dept. Of Pathology, our boss had to make sure the photo database from the morgue was kept organized. One time he saw a picture of a sex toy, ruler along side, loaded into the DB. He calls down to the morgue asking what the hell? Response was it was found in a subject

Well here's hoping they went out happy
 
2013-12-23 01:07:06 PM
Rinse them off?
 
2013-12-23 01:16:14 PM

zedster: True Story:

In college I worked for the Dept. Of Pathology, our boss had to make sure the photo database from the morgue was kept organized. One time he saw a picture of a sex toy, ruler along side, loaded into the DB. He calls down to the morgue asking what the hell? Response was it was found in a subject

Well here's hoping they went out happy

CSB

 
2013-12-23 01:19:33 PM
Drop them in the hats of homeless people. Homeless people need 120v, 30amp, 13lb, solid steel with a 10ft power cord love too.
 
2013-12-23 01:40:12 PM
Why do we need a Jezebel link that just rehashes a Dear Prudence thread from 9 months ago??
 
2013-12-23 01:44:43 PM
The same thing you do with their old newspapers, food in the fridge and other disposable crap.  Grow up. Jez.
 
2013-12-23 02:04:37 PM

FrancoFile: Why do we need a Jezebel link that just rehashes a Dear Prudence thread from 9 months ago??


Because Jezebel is mostly crap?
 
2013-12-23 02:06:51 PM
When a wife dies, they go into the after-wife.
 
2013-12-23 02:09:57 PM
Sex Toys of the Deceased would make a great band name.
 
2013-12-23 02:19:07 PM
Why?  What have you heard?
 
2013-12-23 02:25:21 PM
Bury the toys in with the deceased.
 
2013-12-23 02:30:58 PM
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2013-12-23 02:47:40 PM
Viking funeral!
 
2013-12-23 03:03:03 PM

Surly U. Jest: Sex Toys of the Deceased would make a great band name.


Bonus Acronym: STD!  Makes me wish I had any musical skill whatsoever beyond putting a CD into the player so I could start that band.
 
2013-12-23 03:16:52 PM
Depending on the deceased, I would either destroy it with white hot fire, or use it to fark them by proxy.
 
2013-12-23 05:10:46 PM
Party favours for the funeral.
 
2013-12-23 05:48:51 PM
In my local Dollar Store (What? It's handy and I don't mind getting a deal on cheap shiat) they have signs all over saying YOUR WIFE SAYS BUY MORE BATTERIES
 
2013-12-23 06:02:15 PM

carrion_luggage: When a wife dies, they go into the after-wife.


I can't stop laughing at this.  Well played.

jchic: Surly U. Jest: Sex Toys of the Deceased would make a great band name.

Bonus Acronym: STD!  Makes me wish I had any musical skill whatsoever beyond putting a CD into the player so I could start that band.


What genre?  I like the idea for a jazz fusion or blues group, but it just sounds so heavy metal.
 
2013-12-23 06:25:33 PM

harleyquinnical: carrion_luggage: When a wife dies, they go into the after-wife.

I can't stop laughing at this.  Well played.

jchic: Surly U. Jest: Sex Toys of the Deceased would make a great band name.

Bonus Acronym: STD!  Makes me wish I had any musical skill whatsoever beyond putting a CD into the player so I could start that band.

What genre?  I like the idea for a jazz fusion or blues group, but it just sounds so heavy metal.


As with most used sex toys... grunge(y)
 
2013-12-23 07:34:10 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-23 07:36:38 PM
Weapons for LARP!
 
2013-12-24 01:02:50 AM
I was thinking a nice memorable display on the mantle next to my picture, but I guess tossing them out is okay too.
 
2013-12-24 06:15:51 AM
Kind of depends on whose they were. If they were Memaw's, unless they are antique ivory toys, I'd have to gouge my eyes out before burning. The antiques could be an anonymous donation before I started slamming soju bucket drinks to kill every brain cell with that memory.
 
2013-12-24 09:35:23 AM

harleyquinnical: carrion_luggage: When a wife dies, they go into the after-wife.

I can't stop laughing at this.  Well played.

jchic: Surly U. Jest: Sex Toys of the Deceased would make a great band name.

Bonus Acronym: STD!  Makes me wish I had any musical skill whatsoever beyond putting a CD into the player so I could start that band.

What genre?  I like the idea for a jazz fusion or blues group, but it just sounds so heavy metal.


STD is the jazz fusion offshoot of Sex Toys of the Deceased.

/and should always be listed BEFORE the puppet show
 
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