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(Uproxx)   Because she wants to test the limits of your love for her, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise visit to a children's hospital in Kentucky this morning   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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6706 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Dec 2013 at 2:22 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-23 12:32:00 PM  
7 votes:

Gulper Eel: Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.


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2013-12-23 11:33:03 AM  
7 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


Looks like he's reached the limits of his love for her, just like the headline says.
2013-12-23 01:02:00 PM  
4 votes:
I hope she didn't bring them butt plugs.
2013-12-23 11:35:24 AM  
3 votes:
Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.
2013-12-23 11:26:59 AM  
3 votes:

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Who shiat in your Wheaties?
2013-12-23 08:26:18 PM  
2 votes:

fisker: She's not going to sleep with you guys.


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Pft, you underestimate the power of roofies and chloroform.
2013-12-23 05:22:39 PM  
2 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


She could shiat in my Wheaties. I wouldn't even be mad. I'd just be all "Ha ha! Jennifer, you're so wacky!" Then I'd throw out the bowl and go to McDonalds for a bacon egg McMuffin.
2013-12-23 03:53:35 PM  
2 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


I don't know, but I volunteer to do it next.
2013-12-23 03:40:23 PM  
2 votes:

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


Speaking of attention whoring, that's what you're doing by posting crap like this. Now get back under your bridge.
2013-12-23 03:38:34 PM  
2 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


She's on TV.

You probably don't even own one you are so cool.

Don;t worry about it.
2013-12-23 02:51:06 PM  
2 votes:
In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.
2013-12-23 01:25:25 PM  
2 votes:

Ennuipoet: Best. Cleavage. Ever.


StrikitRich: Side boob fans rejoice!


Sickos. I was talking about their amazing performances!

I barely noticed that nearly see-through white dress, or Adam's mulitple scenes in low cut, extremely revealing outfits. Or the striptease scene. Or...

/mondo sexiness
2013-12-23 11:10:01 AM  
2 votes:
hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.
2013-12-24 01:29:05 PM  
1 vote:

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Now pay attention, kids. *That's* how you win at trollin' on them intarwebs.
2013-12-24 12:48:06 AM  
1 vote:
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Someone told her how small my little Lasagna was.
2013-12-23 08:39:03 PM  
1 vote:

fisker: She's not going to sleep with you guys.


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2013-12-23 08:20:12 PM  
1 vote:
She's not going to sleep with you guys.


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2013-12-23 05:43:20 PM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?

I don't know, but I volunteer to do it next.


Excuse me... but could I cut ahead of you please. I just ate a package of exlax for this guy.
2013-12-23 04:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
I want to test her limits of my love for her. Wonder how she'd feel about me living in a tent outside of her house until we're finally together. That's the way it's supposed to be.
2013-12-23 04:11:43 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to meat her.
2013-12-23 04:07:14 PM  
1 vote:

therecksays: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


That's very off putting


You should be off pudding.

/cuz you're fat
//you shouldn't eat any more pudding
2013-12-23 03:40:19 PM  
1 vote:

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


I live with my mom. Slow day on 4chan?
2013-12-23 03:32:01 PM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?


You should see her fangirling over Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con.
2013-12-23 03:29:09 PM  
1 vote:

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.



That's very off putting
2013-12-23 03:25:29 PM  
1 vote:

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


I imagine you sitting home seeing that article while masturbating furiously yelling "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT! I LOVE HER!!".
Oh, you're also wearing the skin of your last victim that looked like her.
2013-12-23 02:48:17 PM  
1 vote:

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Read about her pre-fame life some day. You'll find that this is not a publicity stunt. God, you're a dick. Merry Christmas.
2013-12-23 02:44:55 PM  
1 vote:
In the same 48-hour period that she was awarded the coveted (?) Entertainer of the Year trophy (??), besting Miley Cyrus (???) and Netlfix (!), Jennifer Lawrence dropped by Kosair Children's Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky, and by "drop by," I mean no one knew she was coming. Apparently she just showed up, like she does in my dreams, and met with the patients to brighten their Christmas week. That's good hustle, J-Law.

(Slaps J-Law on the butt.) ((Gets slapped and ass kicked by J-Law.))


Just because the internet allows you to write every stream of consciousness thought you have doesn't mean you should.
2013-12-23 02:41:47 PM  
1 vote:
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Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?
2013-12-23 02:38:59 PM  
1 vote:

Gulper Eel: Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.


Oh like this?

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/hawt linkage.
2013-12-23 12:47:32 PM  
1 vote:
She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?
 
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