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(Uproxx)   Because she wants to test the limits of your love for her, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise visit to a children's hospital in Kentucky this morning   (uproxx.com) divider line 116
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2013-12-23 03:35:59 PM  
Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"
 
2013-12-23 03:36:23 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: peterthx: You want her bald???

i'm betting she is...


With her I'm thinking landing strip or Chaplin moustache.

/you know who else had a Chaplin moustache?
 
2013-12-23 03:38:22 PM  
Some people will hate you for not being hate-able enough.
 
2013-12-23 03:38:34 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


She's on TV.

You probably don't even own one you are so cool.

Don;t worry about it.
 
2013-12-23 03:40:19 PM  

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


0/10. Slow day on 4chan?
 
2013-12-23 03:40:23 PM  

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


Speaking of attention whoring, that's what you're doing by posting crap like this. Now get back under your bridge.
 
2013-12-23 03:45:17 PM  

mctwin2kman: Well she could have just stopped by to see the kids and because she was home visiting her mom or something.  We may never know.


No, absolutely!  I'm not criticizing her for doing it.  And the kids that recognize her will be thrilled.
Just saying she's not really a 'kids movie' actor.
 
2013-12-23 03:49:48 PM  

peterthx: Andrew Wiggin: peterthx: You want her bald???

i'm betting she is...

With her I'm thinking landing strip or Chaplin moustache.

/you know who else had a Chaplin moustache?


I always imagine a trimmed and shaped bush myself. Not like porn star heart shaped or anything, but shaped enough so that it wouldn't show in a swimsuit.
 
2013-12-23 03:53:35 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


I don't know, but I volunteer to do it next.
 
2013-12-23 03:54:27 PM  
I do think that she looks great with short hair.

Sure, I do prefer long, but I think she still looks really good.
 
2013-12-23 04:04:53 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


You two must be soul-mates.
 
2013-12-23 04:06:28 PM  
I'd love to give her a check up.
 
2013-12-23 04:07:14 PM  

therecksays: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


That's very off putting


You should be off pudding.

/cuz you're fat
//you shouldn't eat any more pudding
 
2013-12-23 04:11:43 PM  
I'd like to meat her.
 
2013-12-23 04:17:25 PM  
WTF was Nicholas Hoult thinking when he dumped her?
 
2013-12-23 04:20:30 PM  

Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: I'd like to meat her.


I don't think she dates vegetarians
 
2013-12-23 04:22:13 PM  

anfrind: Prey4reign: She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?

You should see her fangirling over Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con.


i do so love that video.
 
2013-12-23 04:28:50 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


Too stupid to use google. It must be hard getting through the day.
 
2013-12-23 04:30:04 PM  
I've done some time as a nursing student at that hospital in the past. (Don't get excited fark, I'm a 35 year old overweight guy). Not all of the kids are dying or anything. They definitely do have their share who will never have a normal life or a long one but plenty of kids go in and out of there all the time with bright futures ahead of them. Both of my kids have been there for various procedures and tests and they are mostly fine. When I was there for school I did take care of a could of kids who had serious lifelong problems but I also took care of a kid who just had to have their appendix out and others that weren't even that serious. For that matter, most of the hospitals here in Louisville won't do much to treat kids because they just send them down to Koosair instead.

All that being said, good on her for visiting and brightening up a few days. It's always good to see a local girl who's done good with her life!
 
2013-12-23 04:34:56 PM  
A very disappointing thread ...

cdn.gifbay.com
 
2013-12-23 04:36:48 PM  

mediablitz: Slaves2Darkness: Who?

Too stupid to use google. It must be hard getting through the day.


Why would I waste my time? That is what I have you peons for. Now fetch me a coke with some ice in it.
 
2013-12-23 04:54:00 PM  
I want to test her limits of my love for her. Wonder how she'd feel about me living in a tent outside of her house until we're finally together. That's the way it's supposed to be.
 
2013-12-23 05:19:36 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.


Hunger games mania extends to fairly young girls, I think.  They would know who she was.  Not so sure about the boys.
 
2013-12-23 05:21:35 PM  

buntz: No, absolutely!  I'm not criticizing her for doing it.  And the kids that recognize her will be thrille


Isn't The Hunger Games a young teen series?
 
2013-12-23 05:22:39 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


She could shiat in my Wheaties. I wouldn't even be mad. I'd just be all "Ha ha! Jennifer, you're so wacky!" Then I'd throw out the bowl and go to McDonalds for a bacon egg McMuffin.
 
2013-12-23 05:23:00 PM  

buntz: Just saying she's not really a 'kids movie' actor.


Unless you count the "Hunger Games" movies.
 
2013-12-23 05:43:20 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?

I don't know, but I volunteer to do it next.


Excuse me... but could I cut ahead of you please. I just ate a package of exlax for this guy.
 
2013-12-23 05:51:53 PM  

nocturnal001: buntz: No, absolutely!  I'm not criticizing her for doing it.  And the kids that recognize her will be thrille

Isn't The Hunger Games a young teen series?


They have kids from premie to around 18 there. Not only that but they tend to be grouped (somewhat) together based on what is wrong with them as opposed to their age.
 
2013-12-23 06:18:23 PM  

flondrix: buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Hunger games mania extends to fairly young girls, I think.  They would know who she was.  Not so sure about the boys.


Which I find somewhat disturbing, honestly. I've read Hunger Games and seen the movies. I wouldn't let anyone under 10 watch or read it. It has some pretty horrible stuff in it.
 
2013-12-23 06:37:50 PM  
Got to go with the anti-pixie cut crowd. It's not that she looks bad with the pixie cut, she just looked hotter with longer hair. She went from reasonably hot to cute.
 
2013-12-23 06:51:55 PM  
Long hair or short hair I would still bang her like a war drum.
www.eonline.com
 
2013-12-23 06:53:25 PM  
I'm glad fark has moved on from that red-haired whale and onto a woman who is far hotter. (i find that red-head attractive, just not worthy of all the green-lit threads she used to get).
 
2013-12-23 07:13:30 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I read that as Jennifer Love Hewitt.  I have no idea why.  She's not really even relevant anymore.



I did the same thing.  I was expecting JLH comments and pics.  I'm disappointed.
 
2013-12-23 07:32:20 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence hates cilantro and so do I!
 
2013-12-23 07:38:20 PM  

MagSeven: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?

She could shiat in my Wheaties. I wouldn't even be mad. I'd just be all "Ha ha! Jennifer, you're so wacky!" Then I'd throw out the bowl and go to McDonalds for a bacon egg McMuffin.


I believe I would just have the muff.
 
2013-12-23 07:40:41 PM  

kronicfeld: Why would that test the limits of our love? Wouldn't a test of the limits be her doing something that would threaten to make us dislike her?


She twerked against an MRI.
 
2013-12-23 07:45:04 PM  
She's purty.
 
2013-12-23 07:49:40 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Forty-six years ago, when I was five, I was in the hospital close to Christmas. I was very sick, like puking up blood sick. I was very scared. I could tell my mom and dad were scared, which was even scarier. I couldn't do any of the fun, Christmas stuff because I was stuck in the hospital, puking blood. So, I was scared and disappointed.

Ronald McDonald (a celebrity at the time) visited the hospital. While he was there, and for a bit afterward, I wasn't scared or disappointed. I was happy and excited. If a movie star had come to visit, I would have been happy and excited, too.
 
2013-12-23 07:52:04 PM  

DeaH: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Forty-six years ago, when I was five, I was in the hospital close to Christmas. I was very sick, like puking up blood sick. I was very scared. I could tell my mom and dad were scared, which was even scarier. I couldn't do any of the fun, Christmas stuff because I was stuck in the hospital, puking blood. So, I was scared and disappointed.

Ronald McDonald (a celebrity at the time) visited the hospital. While he was there, and for a bit afterward, I wasn't scared or disappointed. I was happy and excited. If a movie star had come to visit, I would have been happy and excited, too.


Thank you for reminding me not to be a cynic.  We really forget that even if these things have "publicity" value, they have bigger value in helping the kids cope, if even for just one day.
 
2013-12-23 08:12:36 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: mediablitz: Slaves2Darkness: Who?

Too stupid to use google. It must be hard getting through the day.

Why would I waste my time? That is what I have you peons for. Now fetch me a coke with some ice in it.


How sad is your life that you need to pretend you don't know someone who has accomplished more than you ever will?
 
2013-12-23 08:20:12 PM  
She's not going to sleep with you guys.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 08:26:18 PM  

fisker: She's not going to sleep with you guys.


[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Pft, you underestimate the power of roofies and chloroform.
 
2013-12-23 08:39:03 PM  

fisker: She's not going to sleep with you guys.


[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


www.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-23 09:40:37 PM  

DeaH: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Forty-six years ago, when I was five, I was in the hospital close to Christmas. I was very sick, like puking up blood sick. I was very scared. I could tell my mom and dad were scared, which was even scarier. I couldn't do any of the fun, Christmas stuff because I was stuck in the hospital, puking blood. So, I was scared and disappointed.

Ronald McDonald (a celebrity at the time) visited the hospital. While he was there, and for a bit afterward, I wasn't scared or disappointed. I was happy and excited. If a movie star had come to visit, I would have been happy and excited, too.


Please don't rain on the "everybody is horrible and bad" parade.

I mean Damn. I'm a cynical bastard that has a super low opinion of people in general but plenty of guys here make me seem like the love child of Mr Rogers and Ned Flanders.
 
2013-12-23 10:06:53 PM  

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


And so it begins...
 
2013-12-24 12:38:02 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


THERE you are. fark I missed you.
 
2013-12-24 12:48:06 AM  
media.business24-7.ae

Someone told her how small my little Lasagna was.
 
2013-12-24 01:47:27 AM  
Strange. If I had been shown the photo and not been told who it was, there's no way I would have guessed it was her. I know that makeup and hair can make a huge difference but I don't think that looks like her at all.
 
2013-12-24 02:24:57 AM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: [media.business24-7.ae image 850x530]

Someone told her how small my little Lasagna was.



I figured that was her face after she walked into her room after her maid arranged her gag gift for her
 
2013-12-24 03:34:42 AM  
I am pretty sure the haircut is because her hair was fried from being dyed repeatedly for roles. Her hair has to recover. And she pulls it off.

/girl crush
// read 3/4 of this thread before I commented. I am sure by the time this goes live, someone will have beaten me to it.
 
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