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(Uproxx)   Because she wants to test the limits of your love for her, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise visit to a children's hospital in Kentucky this morning   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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2013-12-23 11:10:01 AM  
hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.
 
2013-12-23 11:26:59 AM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Who shiat in your Wheaties?
 
2013-12-23 11:33:03 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


Looks like he's reached the limits of his love for her, just like the headline says.
 
2013-12-23 11:35:24 AM  
Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.
 
2013-12-23 12:10:52 PM  
Why would that test the limits of our love? Wouldn't a test of the limits be her doing something that would threaten to make us dislike her?
 
2013-12-23 12:32:00 PM  

Gulper Eel: Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-23 12:46:35 PM  
She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.
 
2013-12-23 12:47:32 PM  
She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?
 
2013-12-23 12:51:43 PM  
I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...
 
2013-12-23 01:02:00 PM  
I hope she didn't bring them butt plugs.
 
2013-12-23 01:02:20 PM  
I keep forgetting she has a Pixie cut now.
 
2013-12-23 01:18:01 PM  

mediablitz: I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...


Best. Cleavage. Ever.
 
2013-12-23 01:19:18 PM  

mediablitz: I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...


Side boob fans rejoice!
 
2013-12-23 01:25:25 PM  

Ennuipoet: Best. Cleavage. Ever.


StrikitRich: Side boob fans rejoice!


Sickos. I was talking about their amazing performances!

I barely noticed that nearly see-through white dress, or Adam's mulitple scenes in low cut, extremely revealing outfits. Or the striptease scene. Or...

/mondo sexiness
 
2013-12-23 01:34:22 PM  

mediablitz: Ennuipoet: Best. Cleavage. Ever.

StrikitRich: Side boob fans rejoice!

Sickos. I was talking about their amazing performances!

I barely noticed that nearly see-through white dress, or Adam's mulitple scenes in low cut, extremely revealing outfits. Or the striptease scene. Or...

/mondo sexiness


I thought the acting was stellar, the boobies were, however, superb.
 
2013-12-23 02:18:28 PM  
Good on her, although I really, really hate that haircut.
 
2013-12-23 02:26:10 PM  
Just when you start to think she couldn't be any cooler, she goes and does something like this.
 
2013-12-23 02:27:25 PM  

spman: Good on her, although I really, really hate that haircut.


I agree, good for her, but that haircut has to go.

/I am interested in that Amy Adams scene also. I'll have to do some tube searching afterwork.
 
2013-12-23 02:28:02 PM  

Ennuipoet: mediablitz: I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...

Best. Cleavage. Ever.


Pictorial citation needed
 
2013-12-23 02:32:19 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Look out!  KILLJOY was here!
 
2013-12-23 02:35:23 PM  

smoky2010: spman: Good on her, although I really, really hate that haircut.

I agree, good for her, but that haircut has to go.

/I am interested in that Amy Adams scene also. I'll have to do some tube searching afterwork.


I would like to search Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adam's tubes if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-12-23 02:38:59 PM  

Gulper Eel: Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.


Oh like this?

i1.ytimg.com

/hawt linkage.
 
2013-12-23 02:41:11 PM  
I read that as Jennifer Love Hewitt.  I have no idea why.  She's not really even relevant anymore.
 
2013-12-23 02:41:47 PM  
img29.imageshack.us
Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?
 
2013-12-23 02:44:42 PM  
She went very casual - plaid shirt. To me, that shows her being a little more down to earth than if she had showed up a bit more made up and wearing something more Hollywoody.
 
2013-12-23 02:44:55 PM  
In the same 48-hour period that she was awarded the coveted (?) Entertainer of the Year trophy (??), besting Miley Cyrus (???) and Netlfix (!), Jennifer Lawrence dropped by Kosair Children's Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky, and by "drop by," I mean no one knew she was coming. Apparently she just showed up, like she does in my dreams, and met with the patients to brighten their Christmas week. That's good hustle, J-Law.

(Slaps J-Law on the butt.) ((Gets slapped and ass kicked by J-Law.))


Just because the internet allows you to write every stream of consciousness thought you have doesn't mean you should.
 
2013-12-23 02:48:17 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Read about her pre-fame life some day. You'll find that this is not a publicity stunt. God, you're a dick. Merry Christmas.
 
2013-12-23 02:48:46 PM  

Bolo Jungle: [img29.imageshack.us image 450x490]
Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?


You say that as if she looks bad in that pic. She doesn't look as hot as usual but she still looks far from bad.

/Jen call me, I can totally deal with the haircut.
 
2013-12-23 02:49:09 PM  
Louisville, eh? Cool, that's her home town.  No reason why I knew that, definitely not obsessed with her or anything.


Bolo Jungle: [img29.imageshack.us image 450x490]
Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?


Whatever.  I'd still hit it.
 
2013-12-23 02:51:06 PM  
In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.
 
2013-12-23 02:53:09 PM  

roughridersfan: She went very casual - plaid shirt. To me, that shows her being a little more down to earth than if she had showed up a bit more made up and wearing something more Hollywoody.


She also grew up in Louisville and her mom was involved with kids camps and such.  So no surprise that she'd do her hometown a solid.
 
2013-12-23 02:56:36 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Just because the internet allows you to write every stream of consciousness thought you have doesn't mean you should.


I believe the author just got the only scoop he's likely to get in his entire life, and this event has caused him to temporarily lose his mind.
 
2013-12-23 03:04:17 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.


Chortle.
 
2013-12-23 03:06:28 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.


lol, just kidding. She's white.
 
2013-12-23 03:17:30 PM  

roughridersfan: She went very casual - plaid shirt. To me, that shows her being a little more down to earth than if she had showed up a bit more made up and wearing something more Hollywoody.


That and there seems to not be one photog taken picture of this event.  So no PR what so ever, she just popped in to see the kids.

/that is what makes her so darn cool
//and loveable
 
2013-12-23 03:18:59 PM  
I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Johnny Depp showing up AS Captain Jack, that's a safer bet the kids will know him.

I love her, don't get me wrong.

Just thinking she's not really the 'little kid' demographic
 
2013-12-23 03:21:08 PM  

SphericalTime: She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.


No kidding. I bet she hired Betty White's publicist, who blanketed the internet with stuff about her for months at a time.
 
2013-12-23 03:24:22 PM  
I really hope she retires before the media/internet get jealous and decide to tear her down.
 
2013-12-23 03:24:33 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.


You know that "some chicks" (and dudes) do show up at hospitals and just help out. They are (at least used to be) called Candy Stripers.

From the pic with the gown, I don't think she was going just to have "spend a minute with a celebrity" day, she was going to pitch in and be useful. Although given the popularity of Hunger Games, I think that "spending a minute with Katniss" would be the best thing she could offer for most sick kids.

/Next to donating an organ
 
2013-12-23 03:24:34 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Johnny Depp showing up AS Captain Jack, that's a safer bet the kids will know him.

I love her, don't get me wrong.

Just thinking she's not really the 'little kid' demographic


Well she could have just stopped by to see the kids and because she was home visiting her mom or something.  We may never know.
 
2013-12-23 03:25:07 PM  
Ever since Fark turned on Christina Hendricks ( and Britney and the Olsen Twins and and and.....) I realized that eventually they'll turn on Jennifer Lawrence too.
/sad but true
//you know it'll happen
 
2013-12-23 03:25:29 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


I imagine you sitting home seeing that article while masturbating furiously yelling "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT! I LOVE HER!!".
Oh, you're also wearing the skin of your last victim that looked like her.
 
2013-12-23 03:26:15 PM  

ryarger: Candy Stripers


first porno movie i ever saw. ah memories.
 
2013-12-23 03:26:53 PM  

smoky2010: I agree, good for her, but that haircut has to go.


You want her bald???

/prefer her with long hair as well
 
2013-12-23 03:27:11 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Johnny Depp showing up AS Captain Jack, that's a safer bet the kids will know him.

I love her, don't get me wrong.

Just thinking she's not really the 'little kid' demographic


I'm not so sure about that.  Hunger Games put her in good light as a strong female role model.  Not sure HOW young that applies, but I'm betting at least tweens on up.
 
2013-12-23 03:29:09 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.



That's very off putting
 
2013-12-23 03:29:59 PM  

peterthx: You want her bald???


i'm betting she is...
 
2013-12-23 03:31:25 PM  
Staff that works with sick or dying kids everyday might like a pic me up too. Just saying.
 
2013-12-23 03:32:01 PM  

Prey4reign: She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?


You should see her fangirling over Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con.
 
2013-12-23 03:35:07 PM  
Who?
 
2013-12-23 03:35:59 PM  
Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"
 
2013-12-23 03:36:23 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: peterthx: You want her bald???

i'm betting she is...


With her I'm thinking landing strip or Chaplin moustache.

/you know who else had a Chaplin moustache?
 
2013-12-23 03:38:22 PM  
Some people will hate you for not being hate-able enough.
 
2013-12-23 03:38:34 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


She's on TV.

You probably don't even own one you are so cool.

Don;t worry about it.
 
2013-12-23 03:40:19 PM  

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


I live with my mom. Slow day on 4chan?
 
2013-12-23 03:40:23 PM  

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


Speaking of attention whoring, that's what you're doing by posting crap like this. Now get back under your bridge.
 
2013-12-23 03:45:17 PM  

mctwin2kman: Well she could have just stopped by to see the kids and because she was home visiting her mom or something.  We may never know.


No, absolutely!  I'm not criticizing her for doing it.  And the kids that recognize her will be thrilled.
Just saying she's not really a 'kids movie' actor.
 
2013-12-23 03:49:48 PM  

peterthx: Andrew Wiggin: peterthx: You want her bald???

i'm betting she is...

With her I'm thinking landing strip or Chaplin moustache.

/you know who else had a Chaplin moustache?


I always imagine a trimmed and shaped bush myself. Not like porn star heart shaped or anything, but shaped enough so that it wouldn't show in a swimsuit.
 
2013-12-23 03:53:35 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


I don't know, but I volunteer to do it next.
 
2013-12-23 03:54:27 PM  
I do think that she looks great with short hair.

Sure, I do prefer long, but I think she still looks really good.
 
2013-12-23 04:04:53 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


You two must be soul-mates.
 
2013-12-23 04:06:28 PM  
I'd love to give her a check up.
 
2013-12-23 04:07:14 PM  

therecksays: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


That's very off putting


You should be off pudding.

/cuz you're fat
//you shouldn't eat any more pudding
 
2013-12-23 04:11:43 PM  
I'd like to meat her.
 
2013-12-23 04:17:25 PM  
WTF was Nicholas Hoult thinking when he dumped her?
 
2013-12-23 04:20:30 PM  

Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: I'd like to meat her.


I don't think she dates vegetarians
 
2013-12-23 04:22:13 PM  

anfrind: Prey4reign: She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?

You should see her fangirling over Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con.


i do so love that video.
 
2013-12-23 04:28:50 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


Too stupid to use google. It must be hard getting through the day.
 
2013-12-23 04:30:04 PM  
I've done some time as a nursing student at that hospital in the past. (Don't get excited fark, I'm a 35 year old overweight guy). Not all of the kids are dying or anything. They definitely do have their share who will never have a normal life or a long one but plenty of kids go in and out of there all the time with bright futures ahead of them. Both of my kids have been there for various procedures and tests and they are mostly fine. When I was there for school I did take care of a could of kids who had serious lifelong problems but I also took care of a kid who just had to have their appendix out and others that weren't even that serious. For that matter, most of the hospitals here in Louisville won't do much to treat kids because they just send them down to Koosair instead.

All that being said, good on her for visiting and brightening up a few days. It's always good to see a local girl who's done good with her life!
 
2013-12-23 04:34:56 PM  
A very disappointing thread ...

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2013-12-23 04:36:48 PM  

mediablitz: Slaves2Darkness: Who?

Too stupid to use google. It must be hard getting through the day.


Why would I waste my time? That is what I have you peons for. Now fetch me a coke with some ice in it.
 
2013-12-23 04:54:00 PM  
I want to test her limits of my love for her. Wonder how she'd feel about me living in a tent outside of her house until we're finally together. That's the way it's supposed to be.
 
2013-12-23 05:19:36 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.


Hunger games mania extends to fairly young girls, I think.  They would know who she was.  Not so sure about the boys.
 
2013-12-23 05:21:35 PM  

buntz: No, absolutely!  I'm not criticizing her for doing it.  And the kids that recognize her will be thrille


Isn't The Hunger Games a young teen series?
 
2013-12-23 05:22:39 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


She could shiat in my Wheaties. I wouldn't even be mad. I'd just be all "Ha ha! Jennifer, you're so wacky!" Then I'd throw out the bowl and go to McDonalds for a bacon egg McMuffin.
 
2013-12-23 05:23:00 PM  

buntz: Just saying she's not really a 'kids movie' actor.


Unless you count the "Hunger Games" movies.
 
2013-12-23 05:43:20 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?

I don't know, but I volunteer to do it next.


Excuse me... but could I cut ahead of you please. I just ate a package of exlax for this guy.
 
2013-12-23 05:51:53 PM  

nocturnal001: buntz: No, absolutely!  I'm not criticizing her for doing it.  And the kids that recognize her will be thrille

Isn't The Hunger Games a young teen series?


They have kids from premie to around 18 there. Not only that but they tend to be grouped (somewhat) together based on what is wrong with them as opposed to their age.
 
2013-12-23 06:18:23 PM  

flondrix: buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Hunger games mania extends to fairly young girls, I think.  They would know who she was.  Not so sure about the boys.


Which I find somewhat disturbing, honestly. I've read Hunger Games and seen the movies. I wouldn't let anyone under 10 watch or read it. It has some pretty horrible stuff in it.
 
2013-12-23 06:37:50 PM  
Got to go with the anti-pixie cut crowd. It's not that she looks bad with the pixie cut, she just looked hotter with longer hair. She went from reasonably hot to cute.
 
2013-12-23 06:51:55 PM  
Long hair or short hair I would still bang her like a war drum.
www.eonline.com
 
2013-12-23 06:53:25 PM  
I'm glad fark has moved on from that red-haired whale and onto a woman who is far hotter. (i find that red-head attractive, just not worthy of all the green-lit threads she used to get).
 
2013-12-23 07:13:30 PM  

Random Internet Persona: I read that as Jennifer Love Hewitt.  I have no idea why.  She's not really even relevant anymore.



I did the same thing.  I was expecting JLH comments and pics.  I'm disappointed.
 
2013-12-23 07:32:20 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence hates cilantro and so do I!
 
2013-12-23 07:38:20 PM  

MagSeven: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?

She could shiat in my Wheaties. I wouldn't even be mad. I'd just be all "Ha ha! Jennifer, you're so wacky!" Then I'd throw out the bowl and go to McDonalds for a bacon egg McMuffin.


I believe I would just have the muff.
 
2013-12-23 07:40:41 PM  

kronicfeld: Why would that test the limits of our love? Wouldn't a test of the limits be her doing something that would threaten to make us dislike her?


She twerked against an MRI.
 
2013-12-23 07:45:04 PM  
She's purty.
 
2013-12-23 07:49:40 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Forty-six years ago, when I was five, I was in the hospital close to Christmas. I was very sick, like puking up blood sick. I was very scared. I could tell my mom and dad were scared, which was even scarier. I couldn't do any of the fun, Christmas stuff because I was stuck in the hospital, puking blood. So, I was scared and disappointed.

Ronald McDonald (a celebrity at the time) visited the hospital. While he was there, and for a bit afterward, I wasn't scared or disappointed. I was happy and excited. If a movie star had come to visit, I would have been happy and excited, too.
 
2013-12-23 07:52:04 PM  

DeaH: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Forty-six years ago, when I was five, I was in the hospital close to Christmas. I was very sick, like puking up blood sick. I was very scared. I could tell my mom and dad were scared, which was even scarier. I couldn't do any of the fun, Christmas stuff because I was stuck in the hospital, puking blood. So, I was scared and disappointed.

Ronald McDonald (a celebrity at the time) visited the hospital. While he was there, and for a bit afterward, I wasn't scared or disappointed. I was happy and excited. If a movie star had come to visit, I would have been happy and excited, too.


Thank you for reminding me not to be a cynic.  We really forget that even if these things have "publicity" value, they have bigger value in helping the kids cope, if even for just one day.
 
2013-12-23 08:12:36 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: mediablitz: Slaves2Darkness: Who?

Too stupid to use google. It must be hard getting through the day.

Why would I waste my time? That is what I have you peons for. Now fetch me a coke with some ice in it.


How sad is your life that you need to pretend you don't know someone who has accomplished more than you ever will?
 
2013-12-23 08:20:12 PM  
She's not going to sleep with you guys.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-23 08:26:18 PM  

fisker: She's not going to sleep with you guys.


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Pft, you underestimate the power of roofies and chloroform.
 
2013-12-23 08:39:03 PM  

fisker: She's not going to sleep with you guys.


[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


www.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-23 09:40:37 PM  

DeaH: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Forty-six years ago, when I was five, I was in the hospital close to Christmas. I was very sick, like puking up blood sick. I was very scared. I could tell my mom and dad were scared, which was even scarier. I couldn't do any of the fun, Christmas stuff because I was stuck in the hospital, puking blood. So, I was scared and disappointed.

Ronald McDonald (a celebrity at the time) visited the hospital. While he was there, and for a bit afterward, I wasn't scared or disappointed. I was happy and excited. If a movie star had come to visit, I would have been happy and excited, too.


Please don't rain on the "everybody is horrible and bad" parade.

I mean Damn. I'm a cynical bastard that has a super low opinion of people in general but plenty of guys here make me seem like the love child of Mr Rogers and Ned Flanders.
 
2013-12-23 10:06:53 PM  

pedobearapproved: Headline:

"Fark still unexplainably crazy about average looking attention whore, that does stuff everyone else in hollywood does, but somehow when she does it it's magical"


And so it begins...
 
2013-12-24 12:38:02 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: Who?


THERE you are. fark I missed you.
 
2013-12-24 12:48:06 AM  
media.business24-7.ae

Someone told her how small my little Lasagna was.
 
2013-12-24 01:47:27 AM  
Strange. If I had been shown the photo and not been told who it was, there's no way I would have guessed it was her. I know that makeup and hair can make a huge difference but I don't think that looks like her at all.
 
2013-12-24 02:24:57 AM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: [media.business24-7.ae image 850x530]

Someone told her how small my little Lasagna was.



I figured that was her face after she walked into her room after her maid arranged her gag gift for her
 
2013-12-24 03:34:42 AM  
I am pretty sure the haircut is because her hair was fried from being dyed repeatedly for roles. Her hair has to recover. And she pulls it off.

/girl crush
// read 3/4 of this thread before I commented. I am sure by the time this goes live, someone will have beaten me to it.
 
2013-12-24 03:53:35 AM  

flondrix: buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Hunger games mania extends to fairly young girls, I think.  They would know who she was.  Not so sure about the boys.


Doesn't matter. Most boy children will like her anyway. I have gay friends now who adore her.
 
2013-12-24 04:03:22 AM  

DarkPascual: I do think that she looks great with short hair.

Sure, I do prefer long, but I think she still looks really good.

freetomato: I am pretty sure the haircut is because her hair was fried from being dyed repeatedly for roles. Her hair has to recover. And she pulls it off.

/girl crush
// read 3/4 of this thread before I commented. I am sure by the time this goes live, someone will have beaten me to it.


She mentioned that she needed to cut her hair because dying it over and over for parts really dried it out and damaged it. Her hair needed a reboot. I think she's very cute in the pixie and the long tresses will be coming back.

/Total girl crush
 
2013-12-24 04:26:06 AM  

Mr.Poops: I'm glad fark has moved on from that red-haired whale


Which one?

/fond of red-haired whales
 
2013-12-24 04:41:03 AM  

flondrix: Mr.Poops: I'm glad fark has moved on from that red-haired whale

Which one?

/fond of red-haired whales


Stop trying to hijack the thread with bait for pics of the almost too big beautiful woman who has nothing to do with Jennifer Lawrence.

I admire her beauty too, but a little girl I watched grow up is starting to look just like her, and pervy threads about her creep me out. I see Kat's face.

Keep on the topic of my future daughter in law.
 
2013-12-24 05:28:49 AM  
J Law can wear her hair anyway she wants...I'd still hit it. Repeatedly
 
2013-12-24 08:16:21 AM  
I'd love to test the limits of her pleasure threshold.
 
2013-12-24 08:46:38 AM  
What's with the hate for her? She's very attractive, but not in the bombshell way. More like the girl next door, seems attainable (...but isn't) kind of way. She also has a sense of humor and seems pretty down to Earth despite her fame. Additionally, she's from my home state, so I have to be proud of that.
 
2013-12-24 09:28:50 AM  

Mr.Poops: I'm glad fark has moved on from that red-haired whale and onto a woman who is far hotter. (i find that red-head attractive, just not worthy of all the green-lit threads she used to get).


Remember when this farking beast was what they were all jizzing their pants over?

i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-24 01:29:05 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Now pay attention, kids. *That's* how you win at trollin' on them intarwebs.
 
2013-12-24 03:15:36 PM  

SphericalTime: She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.


THIS.   It has all the trappings of a PR stunt.   If it was genuine it would be unpublicized and unannounced.
 
2013-12-24 03:28:44 PM  

Dragonflew: Read about her pre-fame life some day. You'll find that this is not a publicity stunt. God, you're a dick. Merry Christmas.


Explain the presence of the media.    Spontaneous gestures of goodwill don't require that you notify the press beforehand.

She may genuinely be a good person who does charitable work out out of the goodness of her heart.   That's good.   But she's making sure that she's being seen doing it.   That's not so good.  

She's still better than 99% of the other Hollywood gentry, if that makes you happy.

Any time rich and powerful douchebags are involved with charity I'm automatically suspect, because history has shown that most of the time it's a tax dodge, a PR stunt, or a calculated ploy intended to increase one's social status among other rich douchebags.  (Or all of the above).   It's not about being charitable, it's about being SEEN being charitable.

Yes, I'm a cynic.
 
2013-12-24 03:39:58 PM  

clyph: SphericalTime: She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.

THIS.   It has all the trappings of a PR stunt.   If it was genuine it would be unpublicized and unannounced.


There was no pro photographer, make-up artist, or fancy clothes, so it must be a publicity stunt.
 
2013-12-24 04:22:51 PM  

AbiNormal: clyph: SphericalTime: She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.

THIS.   It has all the trappings of a PR stunt.   If it was genuine it would be unpublicized and unannounced.

There was no pro photographer, make-up artist, or fancy clothes, so it must be a publicity stunt.


Exactly! I'm sure the publicist said, "Make sure the photos are blurry! Jen darling, put on this plaid shirt! They'll love that in the sticks!"
 
2013-12-24 04:24:19 PM  

clyph: Dragonflew: Read about her pre-fame life some day. You'll find that this is not a publicity stunt. God, you're a dick. Merry Christmas.

Explain the presence of the media.    Spontaneous gestures of goodwill don't require that you notify the press beforehand.

She may genuinely be a good person who does charitable work out out of the goodness of her heart.   That's good.   But she's making sure that she's being seen doing it.   That's not so good.  

She's still better than 99% of the other Hollywood gentry, if that makes you happy.

Any time rich and powerful douchebags are involved with charity I'm automatically suspect, because history has shown that most of the time it's a tax dodge, a PR stunt, or a calculated ploy intended to increase one's social status among other rich douchebags.  (Or all of the above).   It's not about being charitable, it's about being SEEN being charitable.

Yes, I'm a cynic.


Yeah, except for the part where she didn't notify the press beforehand. The pics in TFA are from her Twitter account. Every article I was able to find on the subject mentions that she did it, but there was no actual footage of the visit by any news media other than her own twitter account or photos posted by people from the hospital.
 
2013-12-24 04:58:48 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: clyph: Dragonflew: Read about her pre-fame life some day. You'll find that this is not a publicity stunt. God, you're a dick. Merry Christmas.

Explain the presence of the media.    Spontaneous gestures of goodwill don't require that you notify the press beforehand.

She may genuinely be a good person who does charitable work out out of the goodness of her heart.   That's good.   But she's making sure that she's being seen doing it.   That's not so good.

She's still better than 99% of the other Hollywood gentry, if that makes you happy.

Any time rich and powerful douchebags are involved with charity I'm automatically suspect, because history has shown that most of the time it's a tax dodge, a PR stunt, or a calculated ploy intended to increase one's social status among other rich douchebags.  (Or all of the above).   It's not about being charitable, it's about being SEEN being charitable.

Yes, I'm a cynic.

Yeah, except for the part where she didn't notify the press beforehand. The pics in TFA are from her Twitter account. Every article I was able to find on the subject mentions that she did it, but there was no actual footage of the visit by any news media other than her own twitter account or photos posted by people from the hospital.


Those sick kids and hospital staff must be paid shills.  For crying out loud, (not talking to you Dingleberry, obviously), some people are so damned damaged by their own assholeness that they can't accept that there are actually nice people in the world, and not every action is either good or bad.  So a good thing is that the kids and staff get distracted by someone famous, making the shiatty days they have a little brighter.  The bad (and I even hesitate to call it that, btw), is that some starlet gets praise in a gossip rag.  Everyone should read DeaH's post above and re-think the whole cynical BS.
 
2013-12-24 08:26:40 PM  

Warchild: I hope she didn't bring them butt plugs.


Even if she brought enough for everybody?
 
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