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(Uproxx)   Because she wants to test the limits of your love for her, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise visit to a children's hospital in Kentucky this morning   (uproxx.com) divider line 116
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2013-12-23 11:10:01 AM  
hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.
 
2013-12-23 11:26:59 AM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Who shiat in your Wheaties?
 
2013-12-23 11:33:03 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.

Who shiat in your Wheaties?


Looks like he's reached the limits of his love for her, just like the headline says.
 
2013-12-23 11:35:24 AM  
Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.
 
2013-12-23 12:10:52 PM  
Why would that test the limits of our love? Wouldn't a test of the limits be her doing something that would threaten to make us dislike her?
 
2013-12-23 12:32:00 PM  

Gulper Eel: Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-23 12:46:35 PM  
She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.
 
2013-12-23 12:47:32 PM  
She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?
 
2013-12-23 12:51:43 PM  
I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...
 
2013-12-23 01:02:00 PM  
I hope she didn't bring them butt plugs.
 
2013-12-23 01:02:20 PM  
I keep forgetting she has a Pixie cut now.
 
2013-12-23 01:18:01 PM  

mediablitz: I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...


Best. Cleavage. Ever.
 
2013-12-23 01:19:18 PM  

mediablitz: I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...


Side boob fans rejoice!
 
2013-12-23 01:25:25 PM  

Ennuipoet: Best. Cleavage. Ever.


StrikitRich: Side boob fans rejoice!


Sickos. I was talking about their amazing performances!

I barely noticed that nearly see-through white dress, or Adam's mulitple scenes in low cut, extremely revealing outfits. Or the striptease scene. Or...

/mondo sexiness
 
2013-12-23 01:34:22 PM  

mediablitz: Ennuipoet: Best. Cleavage. Ever.

StrikitRich: Side boob fans rejoice!

Sickos. I was talking about their amazing performances!

I barely noticed that nearly see-through white dress, or Adam's mulitple scenes in low cut, extremely revealing outfits. Or the striptease scene. Or...

/mondo sexiness


I thought the acting was stellar, the boobies were, however, superb.
 
2013-12-23 02:18:28 PM  
Good on her, although I really, really hate that haircut.
 
2013-12-23 02:26:10 PM  
Just when you start to think she couldn't be any cooler, she goes and does something like this.
 
2013-12-23 02:27:25 PM  

spman: Good on her, although I really, really hate that haircut.


I agree, good for her, but that haircut has to go.

/I am interested in that Amy Adams scene also. I'll have to do some tube searching afterwork.
 
2013-12-23 02:28:02 PM  

Ennuipoet: mediablitz: I highly recommend American Hustle for Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence fans. Or those who will be fans after watching the movie...

Best. Cleavage. Ever.


Pictorial citation needed
 
2013-12-23 02:32:19 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Look out!  KILLJOY was here!
 
2013-12-23 02:35:23 PM  

smoky2010: spman: Good on her, although I really, really hate that haircut.

I agree, good for her, but that haircut has to go.

/I am interested in that Amy Adams scene also. I'll have to do some tube searching afterwork.


I would like to search Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adam's tubes if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-12-23 02:38:59 PM  

Gulper Eel: Long as she's visiting children's hospitals...come to think of it, my kids are feeling a little sniffly this morning. Could she possibly make a house call? In one of those 40's nurse's outfits with the cute little hats? Dad's SO stressed and could use a backrub, by which I mean a frontrub, with the nurse's outfit on the floor.


Oh like this?

i1.ytimg.com

/hawt linkage.
 
2013-12-23 02:41:11 PM  
I read that as Jennifer Love Hewitt.  I have no idea why.  She's not really even relevant anymore.
 
2013-12-23 02:41:47 PM  
img29.imageshack.us
Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?
 
2013-12-23 02:44:42 PM  
She went very casual - plaid shirt. To me, that shows her being a little more down to earth than if she had showed up a bit more made up and wearing something more Hollywoody.
 
2013-12-23 02:44:55 PM  
In the same 48-hour period that she was awarded the coveted (?) Entertainer of the Year trophy (??), besting Miley Cyrus (???) and Netlfix (!), Jennifer Lawrence dropped by Kosair Children's Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky, and by "drop by," I mean no one knew she was coming. Apparently she just showed up, like she does in my dreams, and met with the patients to brighten their Christmas week. That's good hustle, J-Law.

(Slaps J-Law on the butt.) ((Gets slapped and ass kicked by J-Law.))


Just because the internet allows you to write every stream of consciousness thought you have doesn't mean you should.
 
2013-12-23 02:48:17 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


Read about her pre-fame life some day. You'll find that this is not a publicity stunt. God, you're a dick. Merry Christmas.
 
2013-12-23 02:48:46 PM  

Bolo Jungle: [img29.imageshack.us image 450x490]
Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?


You say that as if she looks bad in that pic. She doesn't look as hot as usual but she still looks far from bad.

/Jen call me, I can totally deal with the haircut.
 
2013-12-23 02:49:09 PM  
Louisville, eh? Cool, that's her home town.  No reason why I knew that, definitely not obsessed with her or anything.


Bolo Jungle: [img29.imageshack.us image 450x490]
Yes, I AM fun at parties. Why do you ask?


Whatever.  I'd still hit it.
 
2013-12-23 02:51:06 PM  
In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.
 
2013-12-23 02:53:09 PM  

roughridersfan: She went very casual - plaid shirt. To me, that shows her being a little more down to earth than if she had showed up a bit more made up and wearing something more Hollywoody.


She also grew up in Louisville and her mom was involved with kids camps and such.  So no surprise that she'd do her hometown a solid.
 
2013-12-23 02:56:36 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Just because the internet allows you to write every stream of consciousness thought you have doesn't mean you should.


I believe the author just got the only scoop he's likely to get in his entire life, and this event has caused him to temporarily lose his mind.
 
2013-12-23 03:04:17 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.


Chortle.
 
2013-12-23 03:06:28 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: In the Mirror Universe, Jennifer Lawrence just tweeted that she hoped she doesn't catch AIDS in Africa.


lol, just kidding. She's white.
 
2013-12-23 03:17:30 PM  

roughridersfan: She went very casual - plaid shirt. To me, that shows her being a little more down to earth than if she had showed up a bit more made up and wearing something more Hollywoody.


That and there seems to not be one photog taken picture of this event.  So no PR what so ever, she just popped in to see the kids.

/that is what makes her so darn cool
//and loveable
 
2013-12-23 03:18:59 PM  
I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Johnny Depp showing up AS Captain Jack, that's a safer bet the kids will know him.

I love her, don't get me wrong.

Just thinking she's not really the 'little kid' demographic
 
2013-12-23 03:21:08 PM  

SphericalTime: She has the greatest publicist ever! . . . Although she seems like a completely nice person too.


No kidding. I bet she hired Betty White's publicist, who blanketed the internet with stuff about her for months at a time.
 
2013-12-23 03:24:22 PM  
I really hope she retires before the media/internet get jealous and decide to tear her down.
 
2013-12-23 03:24:33 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.


You know that "some chicks" (and dudes) do show up at hospitals and just help out. They are (at least used to be) called Candy Stripers.

From the pic with the gown, I don't think she was going just to have "spend a minute with a celebrity" day, she was going to pitch in and be useful. Although given the popularity of Hunger Games, I think that "spending a minute with Katniss" would be the best thing she could offer for most sick kids.

/Next to donating an organ
 
2013-12-23 03:24:34 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Johnny Depp showing up AS Captain Jack, that's a safer bet the kids will know him.

I love her, don't get me wrong.

Just thinking she's not really the 'little kid' demographic


Well she could have just stopped by to see the kids and because she was home visiting her mom or something.  We may never know.
 
2013-12-23 03:25:07 PM  
Ever since Fark turned on Christina Hendricks ( and Britney and the Olsen Twins and and and.....) I realized that eventually they'll turn on Jennifer Lawrence too.
/sad but true
//you know it'll happen
 
2013-12-23 03:25:29 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.


I imagine you sitting home seeing that article while masturbating furiously yelling "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT! I LOVE HER!!".
Oh, you're also wearing the skin of your last victim that looked like her.
 
2013-12-23 03:26:15 PM  

ryarger: Candy Stripers


first porno movie i ever saw. ah memories.
 
2013-12-23 03:26:53 PM  

smoky2010: I agree, good for her, but that haircut has to go.


You want her bald???

/prefer her with long hair as well
 
2013-12-23 03:27:11 PM  

buntz: I wouldn't want to do that if I was a celebrity in her case because I wouldn't be sure kids would know who I am in which case she's just some chick.

Johnny Depp showing up AS Captain Jack, that's a safer bet the kids will know him.

I love her, don't get me wrong.

Just thinking she's not really the 'little kid' demographic


I'm not so sure about that.  Hunger Games put her in good light as a strong female role model.  Not sure HOW young that applies, but I'm betting at least tweens on up.
 
2013-12-23 03:29:09 PM  

the801: hey look at me, sick kids! i'm famous! you may all be terribly ill or injured, and some of you will never leave this hospital except in a body bag, and it's tragic that kids so young and innocent have to face the pain and suffering that you're all going through, but at least you get to briefly bask in my presence! yes, enjoy the greatness that radiates out from me while you can.



That's very off putting
 
2013-12-23 03:29:59 PM  

peterthx: You want her bald???


i'm betting she is...
 
2013-12-23 03:31:25 PM  
Staff that works with sick or dying kids everyday might like a pic me up too. Just saying.
 
2013-12-23 03:32:01 PM  

Prey4reign: She seems like a real human being.  How is it possible that real human beings are allowed to have movie careers?


You should see her fangirling over Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con.
 
2013-12-23 03:35:07 PM  
Who?
 
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