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(Daily Mail)   21-year-old Canadian hottie has her ears cut to resemble an elf's. YOU WOULD NOT PASS   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 309
    More: Strange, previous lives, Legend Of Zelda Triforce, Canadians, Guelph, Legend of Zelda, lotr, ears  
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2013-12-23 10:11:14 AM  
Ms Moon continued: 'I am drawn to elves because of their innocence, elegance and free spirit. They are a symbol of love and laughter.'

Don't say that kind of thing out loud in Lancre.
 
2013-12-23 10:26:06 AM  
She'd make a great Suicide Girl.  I'd hit it.
 
2013-12-23 10:30:32 AM  
Can't say I'm surprised. I mean, who really thought Luna Lovegood was well-adjusted?
 
2013-12-23 11:08:16 AM  
Not even close to the worst thing people do to their ears in the name of self expression.
 
2013-12-23 11:34:18 AM  
Her life should be... interesting
 
2013-12-23 12:33:53 PM  
Other than hes ears and excessive facial piercings, I find her very average looking. Of course, she is aware of her looks and craves attention, thus the ear surgery and piercings.

What say you Fark? Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?
 
2013-12-23 12:39:32 PM  

exick: Can't say I'm surprised. I mean, who really thought Luna Lovegood was well-adjusted?


My thoughts exactly, and while I am not big on cosmetic surgery I am strangely titilated by her appearance.

/I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Lembas if you know what I mean
 
2013-12-23 12:43:45 PM  
Ms Moon has also had a subdermal implant in her hand which represents the Triforce symbol for the Legend of Zelda.

If I was single, I'd go for it.

Also, fark you, Daily Fail, for making it hard to copy/paste due to your stupid tagline that goes with it.
 
2013-12-23 12:49:47 PM  
God those septum piercings are nasty looking.
 
2013-12-23 01:15:18 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Ms Moon has also had a subdermal implant in her hand which represents the Triforce symbol for the Legend of Zelda.

If I was single, I'd go for it.

Also, fark you, Daily Fail, for making it hard to copy/paste due to your stupid tagline that goes with it.


Don't stick your dick and crazy.  But hey, at least she wears her crazy out in the open for all to see so you can't say you didn't know, unlike most women.
 
2013-12-23 01:20:30 PM  
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"There is no logic in her self mutilation, but I would still hit it."
 
2013-12-23 01:24:13 PM  
She's cute that but that's pretty farked up.  I guess whatever floats her boat.
 
2013-12-23 01:24:36 PM  

Bob Falfa:  Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?


Porn in a warehouse and then a warehouse of porn
 
2013-12-23 01:25:20 PM  
They still have rice pickers in Canada?
 
2013-12-23 01:25:23 PM  

Bob Falfa: Other than hes ears and excessive facial piercings, I find her very average looking. Of course, she is aware of her looks and craves attention, thus the ear surgery and piercings.

What say you Fark? Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?


Porn warehouse
 
2013-12-23 01:25:26 PM  
Hey guys, what's going on here?

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2013-12-23 01:25:28 PM  
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      Crazy. Insert dick at your own risk.
 
2013-12-23 01:25:59 PM  

tarheel07: Bob Falfa:  Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?

Porn in a warehouse and then a warehouse of porn


Curse you!
 
2013-12-23 01:26:39 PM  
No thanks, I prefer mine sane
 
2013-12-23 01:27:53 PM  
The face piercings aren't my thing but as subby said I would not Pass.
 
2013-12-23 01:28:12 PM  

Bob Falfa: Other than hes ears and excessive facial piercings, I find her very average looking. Of course, she is aware of her looks and craves attention, thus the ear surgery and piercings.

What say you Fark? Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?


I would be shocked if naked pics don't already exist.
 
2013-12-23 01:28:17 PM  
It's a great look if she can convince everyone to never look at her in real life, and only socializes after appropriate photoshoppiness.
 
2013-12-23 01:29:01 PM  

tarheel07: Bob Falfa:  Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?

Porn in a warehouse and then a warehouse of porn


Klivian: Bob Falfa: Other than hes ears and excessive facial piercings, I find her very average looking. Of course, she is aware of her looks and craves attention, thus the ear surgery and piercings.

What say you Fark? Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?

Porn warehouse


I vote warehouse porn. Reaaaal industrial style.
 
2013-12-23 01:29:04 PM  
She actually looks better.
 
2013-12-23 01:29:38 PM  
What a cute weirdo.

It's not gonna work out when you're 50+ sweetie.
 
2013-12-23 01:29:41 PM  
Ears don't attract me nor put me off. A little odd... but to each their own.

The facial piercings on the other hand are ugly.

I wouldn't pierce her if she had those piercings... take them out... yeah... if I were single I would.
 
2013-12-23 01:29:54 PM  

Bob Falfa: Other than hes ears and excessive facial piercings, I find her very average looking. Of course, she is aware of her looks and craves attention, thus the ear surgery and piercings.

What say you Fark? Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?


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2013-12-23 01:30:13 PM  
I wonder what other parts of her body are pointy.
 
2013-12-23 01:30:46 PM  

MaliFinn: No thanks, I prefer mine sane


As long as she never finds out where you live or work, you're golden...and your name...better give her a fake name, too.
 
2013-12-23 01:30:59 PM  
Sounds like my (batshiate) ex-wife.
 
2013-12-23 01:31:01 PM  
Yup, because nothing says "elfin beauty" like a face full of shrapnel.
 
2013-12-23 01:31:33 PM  
She don't eat meat, but she sure like da bone....

ROCK!
 
2013-12-23 01:31:56 PM  

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I'm OK with this. I'm a bit loopy, myself. It's a very interesting dynamic.
 
2013-12-23 01:32:01 PM  
Pay attention to my pretendy life!
 
2013-12-23 01:32:39 PM  
Crazy people be crazy.  And attention whores.
 
2013-12-23 01:32:48 PM  
Would Obamacare cover that?
 
2013-12-23 01:32:58 PM  

jfarkinB: Yup, because nothing says "elfin beauty" like a face full of shrapnel.


Balls.

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2013-12-23 01:33:08 PM  
The ears work for me, the facial piercings not so much.
 
2013-12-23 01:33:09 PM  
Did she fall face-first into a tackle box?
 
2013-12-23 01:33:44 PM  
So she doesn't just believe she was a fairy, but a Tolkien elf?

So she's an otakukin, then? Except that her fandom-gone-wrong isn't Japanese; do they have a name for that?
 
2013-12-23 01:34:00 PM  

jfarkinB: Yup, because nothing says "elfin beauty" like a face full of shrapnel.


One nose ring to rule them all
One nose ring to find them
One nose ring to bring them all and with in the mucous bind them?
 
2013-12-23 01:34:05 PM  
Does she have a nice rack?
 
2013-12-23 01:34:12 PM  

mark12A: She don't eat meat, but she sure like da bone....

ROCK!


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Not Pictured: Crazy
 
2013-12-23 01:34:44 PM  
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2013-12-23 01:34:49 PM  

Bob Falfa: Other than hes ears and excessive facial piercings, I find her very average looking. Of course, she is aware of her looks and craves attention, thus the ear surgery and piercings.

What say you Fark? Is her destiny porn, or dead-end warehouse job where she can hide her ears with a wool cap, or first porn and then the warehouse?


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2013-12-23 01:34:50 PM  
Nuttier than Chinese chicken salad.
 
2013-12-23 01:35:11 PM  

Millennium: So she doesn't just believe she was a fairy, but a Tolkien elf?

So she's an otakukin, then? Except that her fandom-gone-wrong isn't Japanese; do they have a name for that?



Unemployed.
 
2013-12-23 01:35:20 PM  
Funny thing is that her original ear shape has a squared off top, which would lend itself to be elf shaped without surgery. All you would need is a better hair style to point out their natural pointy-ness, (Think half down, half up, loose hair covering lower half of ear, like Liv Tyler's hairstyles in the Lord of the Rings half of the time, or Elrond)

I don't understand the need to go under the knife for things like this. Such a waste.
 
2013-12-23 01:36:03 PM  
Not unattractive...
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This one NSFW

... I'd think about it...
 
2013-12-23 01:36:03 PM  

EbolaNYC: What a cute weirdo.

It's not gonna work out when you're 50+ sweetie.


She will get to dress as a convincing witch every Halloween.
 
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