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(WVEC)   Baby Jesus pimps out the Virgin Mary for $'s a Christmas miracle   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Virgin Mary, jesus, Baby Jesus, Christmas, mangers  
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3610 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2013 at 12:31 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-23 12:33:49 PM  
Still a virgin.  Should have got at least $40.
2013-12-23 12:35:08 PM  
Kinda sexist headline. How do you know Mary didn't pimp out the baby to a Catholic priest for $20?
2013-12-23 12:36:57 PM  
Dear Joseph,
This manger sucks.  Took the baby and am going back to mom.  You'd think a 'carpenter' could build a better place than this for his wife and her child.  No wonder you're unemployed.  Baby Jesus says your gonna be a footnote to his story.  Serves you right.
2013-12-23 12:46:34 PM  
He used the money to buy more myrrh.
2013-12-23 01:33:48 PM  
$40 at the time has to be like a billion 2013 dollars.
2013-12-23 01:38:20 PM  
Way to be a hate filled religious bigot subby.

/Still hope you have a nice Christmas
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