whatshisname: Why don't we hear about the war on Ramadan, Hanukkah or Diwali?
FarkingReading: Dear Madam,I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle in the War on Christmas. I feel how weak and fruit-cake-less must be any word of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a manufactured, self-righteous rage so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Holy Holiday they died to save. I pray that Jesus is the Reason for the Season may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of your little brats ripping open presents under a tree, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of CHRISTmas.Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,The President
Garaba: This is going to be my Wednesday, when everything to my family is part of the war on xmas, including calling it xmas.Of course these are people who keep the bible on display next to whatever conservative blowhard book that just came out.
ciberido: Does English have a word that means something like "being offended or outraged over a misconception"?
Fart_Machine: You see me now a veteran of a thousand Christmas Wars.
browntimmy: Why can't things go back to the way they were in my fantasies and childhood ignorance?
Mugato: Would it be considered irony that everyone who cries about the war on Christmas, those who keep declaring the United States a Christian nation hold beliefs that are the polar opposite of what Christ supposedly stood for? No? Yeah, the concept of irony is a liberal book lernin concept.
AteMyBrain: Eh...Funny idea. Mediocre execution.
drxym: Dear god bothering fark wits - the "war on Christmas" was fought and lost by you 50 years ago. Santa and rampant capitalism won.
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