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(My Fox Phoenix)   Arizona police looking for 'large buttocked woman' in robbery case. If you have any information call the FBI at 1-900-MIX-ALOT, white boys encouraged to shout   (myfoxphoenix.com) divider line 86
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2013-12-23 11:06:27 AM
OH. MY. GAWD.

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2013-12-23 11:09:27 AM
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wanted for questioning..
 
2013-12-23 11:11:10 AM
baby got back

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2013-12-23 11:21:50 AM
Uh...I better check on my sister's whereabouts...
 
2013-12-23 11:26:09 AM
Shouldn't that be 1-747-MIX-ALOT?
 
2013-12-23 11:37:07 AM
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2013-12-23 11:39:37 AM
Police added that their anaconda don't want none unless they've got buns, hun
 
2013-12-23 11:41:11 AM
CSB time: Around the time that song came out, I remember being in some sort of discussion group at collee where I heard someone making the argument that it was a feminist song because it celebrated more natural female body types.

To which I retorted: "Do you need me to explain the 'L.A. face with an Oakland booty'" line?
 
2013-12-23 11:46:29 AM
There are two ways to a booty

One line starts at the buffet, the other at the squat rack.


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One is vastly superior
 
2013-12-23 12:17:49 PM
It is going to be a memorable thread.
 
2013-12-23 12:17:57 PM

jake_lex: CSB time: Around the time that song came out, I remember being in some sort of discussion group at collee where I heard someone making the argument that it was a feminist song because it celebrated more natural female body types.


No one has ever accused feminists of being intelligent in any way, shape, or form.
 
2013-12-23 12:17:59 PM
If your perp's defining feature is her giant ass, show her giant ass in the news report.
 
2013-12-23 12:18:07 PM
This is relevant to my interests.

/ totally not a bookmark
 
2013-12-23 12:18:54 PM
Steatopygia.

That is all.
 
2013-12-23 12:19:01 PM
Did they search Wal-Mart? Based on that people of walmart website I think they are all there.
 
2013-12-23 12:19:47 PM
I think she could be found making the rockin' world go 'round.

Of course, how do you put that in an APB?
 
2013-12-23 12:20:18 PM
Welp, this thread requires a bookmark.

/TSH, there's a reason you are farkied in royal blue as "I'm your huckleberry..."
//You're doing God's work, my man. God's Work.
 
2013-12-23 12:20:30 PM
*golf clap* Nice work, smitty.
 
2013-12-23 12:20:38 PM
I heard she was stealing mortgages and homes...
 
2013-12-23 12:21:54 PM
A "large-buttocked woman"? In Arizona?

Wow, she's going to be easy to find among the large preponderance of small-buttocked women in Arizona.
 
2013-12-23 12:23:04 PM

Dreamless: Steatopygia.

That is all.


How'd you find out her name??
 
2013-12-23 12:23:33 PM

jake_lex: CSB time: Around the time that song came out, I remember being in some sort of discussion group at collee where I heard someone making the argument that it was a feminist song because it celebrated more natural female body types.

To which I retorted: "Do you need me to explain the 'L.A. face with an Oakland booty'" line?


Yeah, it's not like he was espousing general acceptance of rounder bodies.  If anything, it's a tougher standard, as one must have an "itty-bitty waist" as well as that "round thing in [his] face."  Yet it's been taking as a pro-woman (especially pro-black woman) anthem.
 
2013-12-23 12:25:43 PM
Keep 'em coming hipp/jay ...

Help me get thru this farkin day.

Nice work guys.
 
2013-12-23 12:25:57 PM
 
2013-12-23 12:26:47 PM
 
2013-12-23 12:27:00 PM
Will I also be encouraged to kick them nasty thoughts as I wait on hold?
 
2013-12-23 12:27:25 PM
They should focus on any woman that's 5'3" and measures 36-24-36.
 
2013-12-23 12:27:31 PM

blottoman: Keep 'em coming hipp/jay ...

Help me get thru this farkin day.

Nice work guys.


slapmastered: Welp, this thread requires a bookmark.

/TSH, there's a reason you are farkied in royal blue as "I'm your huckleberry..."
//You're doing God's work, my man. God's Work.


well shucks

If I must I must

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2013-12-23 12:27:54 PM

NightSteel: Of course, how do you put that in an APB?


APB = Anus-Parts Bulletin
 
2013-12-23 12:28:32 PM
Exactly... how are we supposed to find her?


Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: If your perp's defining feature is her giant ass, show her giant ass in the news report.

 
2013-12-23 12:29:27 PM
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2013-12-23 12:30:04 PM
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2013-12-23 12:31:14 PM
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2013-12-23 12:31:24 PM
Stealth Hippo is making this the best Festivus ever.
 
2013-12-23 12:31:27 PM
Awwwwright!!! Wrapped a towel at the base and ready to go!!!!!
 
2013-12-23 12:37:24 PM
Didn't a Kardashian just get divorced?
 
2013-12-23 12:38:38 PM

Dreamless: Steatopygia.

That is all.


Callipygia
 
2013-12-23 12:39:53 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Awwwwright!!! Wrapped a towel at the base and ready to go!!!!!


LLS!

/*Whew* Man, thank you for that.
 
2013-12-23 12:41:04 PM
 
2013-12-23 12:44:07 PM
If my group of friends is on the street known as Broadway, can we forego the phone call until afterwards?
 
2013-12-23 12:44:52 PM
Skinny white chicks can work too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgFJJ77w2nA

I'll need another towel.
 
2013-12-23 12:48:27 PM
  Came for the Queen reference.....leaving satisfied
 
2013-12-23 01:03:06 PM
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2013-12-23 01:04:33 PM
Pool table chick wins OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
 
2013-12-23 01:07:12 PM
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2013-12-23 01:09:25 PM

baconbeard: jake_lex: CSB time: Around the time that song came out, I remember being in some sort of discussion group at collee where I heard someone making the argument that it was a feminist song because it celebrated more natural female body types.

No one has ever accused feminists of being intelligent in any way, shape, or form.


That's adorable :)  It's like baby's first insult.
 
2013-12-23 01:11:52 PM
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2013-12-23 01:20:50 PM
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2013-12-23 01:27:09 PM
Dayum. DAYUM.
 
2013-12-23 01:31:31 PM
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//Not a bookmark
 
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