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(Slate)   For 2013, Kanye West had the "most influential year of any pop musician in history." A few things this gets wrong: 1) Kanye isn't influential; 2) Kanye isn't a musician; 3) The Beatles and Stones would like to have a word with you   (slate.com) divider line 110
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2013-12-23 12:44:02 PM  

vernonFL: Say what you want about Kanye, but he is a talented musician and producer.


Okay that might just get bites since I almost took the bait myself. 8/10.
 
2013-12-23 01:11:04 PM  
Yeezus was the 37th top selling album of 2013. 37th.  Below "Blurred Lines".  "Bound 2" was the only song that entered the popular culture.  The gay rumors, KimYe, baby North West, and the ridiculous interviews and concert act as a savior is the what I know about Kanye, and it's NOT influential.  It's TMZ/People magazine crap.  Jennifer Aniston's haircut had more influence in it's day.  (and comparing himself to Jesus?  Does he know they literally have 2Pac performing and he's been dead for 15 years?  Now that's a resurrection!)

Timberlake's 20/20 Experience was far more influential this year putting Justin and Jay-Z above Kanye.

Hell, Adele's "21" is STILL outselling "Yeezus" and it was released TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO.  She's had a huge influence on music - or at least what labels will promote.
 
2013-12-23 01:11:32 PM  
a man who called his last album "yeezus" after himself is a narcissist who thinks highly of himself?

why I never!!
 
2013-12-23 01:12:05 PM  

vernonFL: Say what you want about Kanye, but he is a talented musician and producer attention whore and self promoter.

FTFY

 
2013-12-23 01:18:27 PM  

weddingsinger: Yeezus was the 37th top selling album of 2013. 37th.  Below "Blurred Lines".  "Bound 2" was the only song that entered the popular culture.  The gay rumors, KimYe, baby North West, and the ridiculous interviews and concert act as a savior is the what I know about Kanye, and it's NOT influential.  It's TMZ/People magazine crap.  Jennifer Aniston's haircut had more influence in it's day.  (and comparing himself to Jesus?  Does he know they literally have 2Pac performing and he's been dead for 15 years?  Now that's a resurrection!)

Timberlake's 20/20 Experience was far more influential this year putting Justin and Jay-Z above Kanye.

Hell, Adele's "21" is STILL outselling "Yeezus" and it was released TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO.  She's had a huge influence on music - or at least what labels will promote.


Sale numbers are important? I could swear.. Dream probably
 
2013-12-23 01:19:56 PM  

FoxEWolf: Igor Jakovsky: vernonFL: Say what you want about Kanye, but he is a talented musician and producer.

Does he play an instrument? No? Not a muaician then.

Autotune is not an instrument

Unfortunately, it is becoming one. It worked for Cher that one time, but now it is becoming obnoxious. The person by the name of T-Pain is the worst contributor, and is credited to have made it popular.


Pitch correction is used in pretty much every recording made these days.   The difference between talent and not-talent is that when it's used correctly, you don't even know it's there.
 
2013-12-23 01:20:18 PM  

LewDux: Sale numbers are important? I could swear.. Dream probably


Sale numbers are an accurate representation of whether a band is important or not

www.1songday.com
 
2013-12-23 01:39:15 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: vernonFL: Say what you want about Kanye, but he is a talented musician and producer.

you be trolling?

I have not heard a song he has ever done. Did he used to go by a different name? Is he one of those guys who switches it up every couple of years? Puffy? Diddy?

I honestly don't know...and don't really care to look it up.

Then again...this is probably the sort of music I don't really care to listen to.

NicktheSmoker listed some songs...I have never heard a single one...that I know of.


Um, that wasn't me.  I was replying to some guys list of his "great" songs.
 
2013-12-23 01:40:03 PM  

homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate

I think you and I have a very different interpretation of the meaning of the word "good".

Hang on, you're telling me that people can have different taste in music???

THE HORROR


Yes, and yours is terrible.
 
2013-12-23 01:40:25 PM  

homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate



No, he doesn't.  His "music" is total shiat.  The lyrics are crap, his delivery is crap and the music is a bunch of sampling of other people's song.  Yeah, he's a farking genius.  I'm not a musician and I could go to Best Buy, purchase a cheap Casio keyboard and make a better album in two hours than anything he's put out.
 
2013-12-23 01:45:55 PM  

vento: I could

...

Dorf11: If you have to tell people...

 
2013-12-23 01:47:12 PM  

LewDux: vento: I could...

Dorf11: If you have to tell people...



Dang it.  <hangs head in shame>
 
2013-12-23 01:48:38 PM  
vento:

No, he doesn't.  His "music" is total shiat.  The lyrics are crap, his delivery is crap and the music is a bunch of sampling of other people's song.  Yeah, he's a farking genius.  I'm not a musician and I could go to Best Buy, purchase a cheap Casio keyboard and make a better album in two hours than anything he's put out.

No you couldn't.  Dude is an overrated douche, but even sampling takes a bit of skill.
 
2013-12-23 01:52:02 PM  

NicktheSmoker: homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate

I think you and I have a very different interpretation of the meaning of the word "good".

Hang on, you're telling me that people can have different taste in music???

THE HORROR

Yes, and yours is terrible.


And who do you like? One Direction? Cause you know, that would be ok. I try not to judge people's taste in music, cause that's a horrible thing to do.

/I'm guessing odds are real good you haven't heard 2/3rds of the songs I listed
 
2013-12-23 01:57:00 PM  

homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate

I think you and I have a very different interpretation of the meaning of the word "good".

Hang on, you're telling me that people can have different taste in music???

THE HORROR

Yes, and yours is terrible.

And who do you like? One Direction? Cause you know, that would be ok. I try not to judge people's taste in music, cause that's a horrible thing to do.

/I'm guessing odds are real good you haven't heard 2/3rds of the songs I listed


I listen to a lot of stuff, rap being one of them. Nothing in the last couple of years has got me interested though besides that Big Boi CD. And this douche hasn't stopped running his mouth since that Golddigger song he ripped off from Ray Charles. Yeah I have listened to his "music", and most of it is stolen.  He's like the Shia Lebouf of rappers.
 
2013-12-23 02:00:25 PM  

homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

Stronger


Ah yes, a song that relies entirely on a Daft Punk sample, and a video that is a carbon copy of Akira.
 
2013-12-23 02:03:28 PM  

homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate


No...the first guy had it right...
He has 2 good songs. That's it.
And even those are pretty much just "aight".
 
2013-12-23 02:03:37 PM  

NicktheSmoker: homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate

I think you and I have a very different interpretation of the meaning of the word "good".

Hang on, you're telling me that people can have different taste in music???

THE HORROR

Yes, and yours is terrible.

And who do you like? One Direction? Cause you know, that would be ok. I try not to judge people's taste in music, cause that's a horrible thing to do.

/I'm guessing odds are real good you haven't heard 2/3rds of the songs I listed

I listen to a lot of stuff, rap being one of them. Nothing in the last couple of years has got me interested though besides that Big Boi CD. And this douche hasn't stopped running his mouth since that Golddigger song he ripped off from Ray Charles. Yeah I have listened to his "music", and most of it is stolen.  He's like the Shia Lebouf of rappers.


Three things:

1) I couldn't care less about Kanye outside of his music. You can say the same about any artist. Who cares what they do off the stage/screen?

2) Everyone samples. Even Big Boi. Check it out: http://www.whosampled.com/. You'll be surprised who you find here.

3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at. If you don't think so, go ahead and make some #1 singles.
 
2013-12-23 02:12:51 PM  

LewDux: Sale numbers are important? I could swear.. Dream probably


Relevant, though certainly not the only indicator of 'influence.'  They help hint at reach of an album/song.  Especially for someone of Kanye's stature.  He's not some obscure singer/rapper who never broke through and ends up secretly influencing someone.

Plus, the entire premise of the article is that Kanye, this year, was the most influential artist OF ALL TIME.
What did it, the article says?  His clever sampling?  (Puff Daddy was much more influential); His Bound music video?  (littered with stock nature footage, and he wears tie die and flannel?  Or did they mean it being a video of somebody nailing Kim K, in which case, Ray J was more influential).  Or is it that people don't like him... seriously, the article supposes that he's so influential precisely because he's a self-important douche.

It's not that I don't think he's influential.  But most influential ever?  Ugh.  Unlike some people, he isn't ushering in a new genre or massive shift in music.  Or even the culture at large like Elvis, Beatles, Stones, Nirvana, Run DMC/Beastie Boys, Public Enemy/NWA... or many, many others.
 
2013-12-23 02:17:21 PM  
The most influential year of any pop musician in history? Let me know when he has 12 singles in BIllboard Hot 100 in one week, including all of the top 5.
 
2013-12-23 02:18:23 PM  

vernonFL: Say what you want about Kanye, but he is a talented musician and producer.


I was not aware that he sang, and I have never seen him play an instrument (playing, not triggering loops). He is not a musician. I will gladly state otherwise if someone can link me to a video of him actually performing music.
 
2013-12-23 02:22:30 PM  

homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: NicktheSmoker: homarjr: sure haven't: Subby, that headline is a HOTY candidate. Love it, good job.

Kanye has two good songs: Jesus Walks, and Golddigger. And Jamie Foxx more makes golddigger as fun as it is.

Other than that, yeah he's a pretty big clown.

Off the top of my head....

We Don't Care
All Falls Down
Get 'Em High
Through the Wire
Family Business
Last Call
Heard 'Em Say
Touch the Sky
Diamonds from Sierra Leone
Hey Mama
Stronger
Good Life
Flashing Lights
The Glory
Homecoming
Heartless
Power
All of the Lights
Blame Game

Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

/Haters gonna hate

I think you and I have a very different interpretation of the meaning of the word "good".

Hang on, you're telling me that people can have different taste in music???

THE HORROR

Yes, and yours is terrible.

And who do you like? One Direction? Cause you know, that would be ok. I try not to judge people's taste in music, cause that's a horrible thing to do.

/I'm guessing odds are real good you haven't heard 2/3rds of the songs I listed

I listen to a lot of stuff, rap being one of them. Nothing in the last couple of years has got me interested though besides that Big Boi CD. And this douche hasn't stopped running his mouth since that Golddigger song he ripped off from Ray Charles. Yeah I have listened to his "music", and most of it is stolen.  He's like the Shia Lebouf of rappers.

Three things:

1) I couldn't care less about Kanye outside of his music. You can say the same about any artist. Who cares what they do off the stage/screen?

2) Everyone samples. Even Big Boi. Check it out: http://www.whosampled.com/. You'll be surprised who you find here.

3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at. If you don't think so, go ahead and make some #1 singles.


Ok, you are arguing stuff I never said or care about. It does sound like someone wants to give Yeezus a beej though! I bet he'll enjoy that!
 
2013-12-23 02:27:47 PM  

LewDux: weddingsinger: Yeezus was the 37th top selling album of 2013. 37th.  Below "Blurred Lines".  "Bound 2" was the only song that entered the popular culture.  The gay rumors, KimYe, baby North West, and the ridiculous interviews and concert act as a savior is the what I know about Kanye, and it's NOT influential.  It's TMZ/People magazine crap.  Jennifer Aniston's haircut had more influence in it's day.  (and comparing himself to Jesus?  Does he know they literally have 2Pac performing and he's been dead for 15 years?  Now that's a resurrection!)

Timberlake's 20/20 Experience was far more influential this year putting Justin and Jay-Z above Kanye.

Hell, Adele's "21" is STILL outselling "Yeezus" and it was released TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO.  She's had a huge influence on music - or at least what labels will promote.

Sale numbers are important? I could swear.. Dream probably


Nickelback also sold bazillions of records, therefore they must be great and influential.

McDonalds outsells Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, therefore it must be the superior product.

Bad music, like bad food, is gobbled up by the masses.
 
2013-12-23 02:29:31 PM  

homarjr: 3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at.


Yes, the art of deciding which 1980s hit single to steal the riff from. I don't know where you have been for the last thirty years, but sampling is a breeze these days.
 
2013-12-23 02:32:43 PM  

Dragonflew: homarjr: 3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at.

Yes, the art of deciding which 1980s hit single to steal the riff from. I don't know where you have been for the last thirty years, but sampling is a breeze these days.


Really?  Where?  Do you have some examples of your samples to share?  Because mine all suck and I'd like to figure out how to make it "a breeze."
 
2013-12-23 02:37:00 PM  
The last album I bought was Yoyo Ma's (along with Meyer and O'Connor) "Appalachian Journey." It was ten years old, and at a year sale.
The first album I ever bought with my own money was "Revolver", and even then it was six or eight years old.


Personal tastes in music change, as does the public's. The good ones endure. The rest claw and fight when their 15 minutes is up, but they still go away.
 
2013-12-23 02:38:15 PM  
Not since Eagle WR Freddie Mitchell has someone overvalued themselves to these ridiculous depths.
 
2013-12-23 02:57:40 PM  

Dragonflew: Nickelback also sold bazillions of records, therefore they must be great and influential.

McDonalds outsells Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, therefore it must be the superior product.


Don't conflate quality with influence.  Nickelback is terrible but their broad reach means that they have an influence on music, even if it's a negative one.  McDonalds is certainly more influential than Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, given the former's immense cultural penetration.
 
2013-12-23 03:27:26 PM  

puckrock2000: The most influential year of any pop musician in history? Let me know when he has 12 singles in BIllboard Hot 100 in one week, including all of the top 5.



Dragonflew: Bad music, like bad food, is gobbled up by the masses.

 
2013-12-23 03:31:11 PM  

FoxEWolf: Igor Jakovsky: vernonFL: Say what you want about Kanye, but he is a talented musician and producer.

Does he play an instrument? No? Not a muaician then.

Autotune is not an instrument

Unfortunately, it is becoming one. It worked for Cher that one time, but now it is becoming obnoxious. The person by the name of T-Pain is the worst contributor, and is credited to have made it popular.


http://www.examiner.com/article/miami- dolphins-fight-song-remade-by-t- pain-listen-here

Living in south Florida I'm aware of T Pain. He even did an awful remake of the Miami Dolphins fight song.

The original was pretty bad. His autotuned version is beyond awful.

/can't do clicks links on mobile
 
2013-12-23 03:46:40 PM  

homarjr: 3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at


oi40.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-23 03:47:56 PM  

LewDux: puckrock2000: The most influential year of any pop musician in history? Let me know when he has 12 singles in BIllboard Hot 100 in one week, including all of the top 5.


Dragonflew: Bad music, like bad food, is gobbled up by the masses.


You's may be just trolling, but I didn't specify "bad" or "good", just "influential"; just like Time Magazine's Man of the Year sometimes goes to Hitler or Ayatollah Khomeni.
 
2013-12-23 03:55:01 PM  

Rent Party: Dragonflew: homarjr: 3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at.

Yes, the art of deciding which 1980s hit single to steal the riff from. I don't know where you have been for the last thirty years, but sampling is a breeze these days.

Really?  Where?  Do you have some examples of your samples to share?  Because mine all suck and I'd like to figure out how to make it "a breeze."


Make sure it has the amen break and you're guaranteed billboard top 50
 
2013-12-23 03:56:24 PM  

Mugato: homarjr: Kanye might be a clown, but he has a ton of good songs.

I wanna fark you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink


He's a bard, really.


A spoony one?
 
2013-12-23 03:59:42 PM  

puckrock2000: LewDux: puckrock2000: The most influential year of any pop musician in history? Let me know when he has 12 singles in BIllboard Hot 100 in one week, including all of the top 5.


Dragonflew: Bad music, like bad food, is gobbled up by the masses.

You's may be just trolling, but I didn't specify "bad" or "good", just "influential"; just like Time Magazine's Man of the Year sometimes goes to Hitler or Ayatollah Khomeni.


No, but liked by masses = bad.
 
2013-12-23 04:10:55 PM  
Slate, I'mma let you finish but this is the most influential singer of all time. OF ALL TIME.


media.heavy.com
 
2013-12-23 04:12:43 PM  

Rent Party: Dragonflew: homarjr: 3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at.

Yes, the art of deciding which 1980s hit single to steal the riff from. I don't know where you have been for the last thirty years, but sampling is a breeze these days.

Really?  Where?  Do you have some examples of your samples to share?  Because mine all suck and I'd like to figure out how to make it "a breeze."


I've done music using samples and I've played many real instruments.  The only hard thing about using samples compared to playing actual music is making sure you have proper clearance.  There's a reason you have hundreds of "producaz" using fruity loops to make beats for every actual musician out there.

/"everybody samples" was worth a chuckle.
//I'm not even a "real" musician by my standards
///Dirty, dirty triple-slashy hobbyist.
 
2013-12-23 04:22:55 PM  

Crewmannumber6: [i161.photobucket.com image 350x350]


Yay for Nudie suits!
 
2013-12-23 04:28:06 PM  
 A lot of Canadian love for West, there is no accounting for taste in the Great White North.
 
2013-12-23 04:55:05 PM  
Music is just getting really easy to influence, that's all.
 
2013-12-23 05:35:33 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Rent Party: Dragonflew: homarjr: 3) Sampling is an art, and not an easy one to be good at.

Yes, the art of deciding which 1980s hit single to steal the riff from. I don't know where you have been for the last thirty years, but sampling is a breeze these days.

Really?  Where?  Do you have some examples of your samples to share?  Because mine all suck and I'd like to figure out how to make it "a breeze."

I've done music using samples and I've played many real instruments.  The only hard thing about using samples compared to playing actual music is making sure you have proper clearance.  There's a reason you have hundreds of "producaz" using fruity loops to make beats for every actual musician out there.

/"everybody samples" was worth a chuckle.
//I'm not even a "real" musician by my standards
///Dirty, dirty triple-slashy hobbyist.



So lets hear it, then.

I've used samples, too.  Other people's samples, for a reason.

I want to know about creating them, like with ReCycle.  Because that, to date, hasn't been a breeze.

I play guitars made by other people, too.  They aren't a breeze to create, either.
 
2013-12-23 06:03:37 PM  

Rent Party: So lets hear it, then.


A random sampling can be found on my soundcloud, soundclick, and youtube pages in profile, er actually soundcloud isn't listed there yet.  Please note I never claimed any of my crap is any good, but I do have quite a bit of experience.
 
2013-12-23 06:06:08 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Rent Party: So lets hear it, then.

A random sampling can be found on my soundcloud, soundclick, and youtube pages in profile, er actually soundcloud isn't listed there yet.  Please note I never claimed any of my crap is any good, but I do have quite a bit of experience.


Yeah.  Mine sound like crap, too, but that's my entire point.   People claim that it takes no talent to use samples generally haven't used samples, or if they have, produced crap with them.

Not you, but the fellow up stream claimed it "was a breeze."    That's what I'm after.
 
2013-12-23 06:13:01 PM  
Give me a break... if some unknown had released Yeezus, it would be laughed off the shelves.   Its not 'bad', but its only anything because Kanye, himself, is polarizing.
 
2013-12-23 06:19:34 PM  

Rent Party: ...or if they have, produced crap with them.


Ah, but "crap" is my goal.

/My point was that working with samples is relatively easy compared to recording instruments from scratch.
 
2013-12-23 06:32:20 PM  
Kanye West...  Which one is he?
Is he the one that changes his name every year, or the one who pees on jailbait girls?
Or wears the big clock around his neck?
 
2013-12-23 06:47:51 PM  
Slate showed promise early on, but then it realized being intellectual didn't get as many page views as being controversial. The end result is like a redux of the New Yorker by the TMZ editorial board.
 
2013-12-23 08:11:32 PM  

Tatsuma: LewDux: Sale numbers are important? I could swear.. Dream probably

Sale numbers are an accurate representation of whether a band is important or not

[www.1songday.com image 640x561]


Getting a kick because on some other site someone asked what songs are good to teach beginner guitarists, and I said that the first things I taught my then 10-year-old daughter were:
1) California Stars (written by Woody Guthrie, performed by Billy Bragg & Wilco),
2)  I Wanna be Your Dog (gotta learn them power chords!),
3) Femme Fatale, and
4) All Tomorrow's Parties.

I still make her play the first two with me once in a while when I'm feeling Dad-Rocky, but four years later she plays & sings those VU songs on a weekly basis.
 
2013-12-23 08:14:52 PM  
smuj.home.comcast.net
 
2013-12-23 09:00:01 PM  
My boss plays that new Kanye album at work sometimes. It's the only noise I've ever asked him to change. Disjointed, horribly paced, overly aggressive with offensive and childish 'lyrics'. I, quite seriously, think it's one of the worst albums I've ever heard.

Coupled with his narcissistic insanity.... Well I just don't buy it.

/'biatch, how you not a hobbit again?'
 
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