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(SILive)   Cops shut down bar's Super Bowl pools, after Mrs McPartypoop calls to complain that her hubby spent money playing them, instead of on her and their kids   (silive.com ) divider line
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708 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Dec 2013 at 2:06 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-23 07:37:38 AM  
 Now Mr. McPartypoop can go into any bar in town and everyone will know his name.
 
2013-12-23 12:30:19 PM  
Why arent the cops arresting people in offices that bet in office pools?
It is illegal gambling!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAIT WAIT WAIT
or we could just legalize gambling at and grow the fark up already.

WAIT, WHAT? Drugs are still illegal in all states?
WTF?

ass backwards country.
 
2013-12-23 01:04:11 PM  
"How can the SLA allow a $1 million illegal football pool at Talk of the Town?" the Post reported her writing to the State Liquor Authority on Nov. 13.

Probably because the Syrian Liberation Army has bigger problems, dumbass.
 
2013-12-23 01:17:57 PM  
You know who else wished their pool was closed down . . . Keith Moon.
 
2013-12-23 02:10:38 PM  
Stupid rent.
 
2013-12-23 02:21:29 PM  
And I wonder how many Police Precincts   have super bowl pools?
 
2013-12-23 02:23:37 PM  

stpauler: "How can the SLA allow a $1 million illegal football pool at Talk of the Town?" the Post reported her writing to the State Liquor Authority on Nov. 13.

Probably because the Syrian Liberation Army has bigger problems, dumbass.


It's the Symbionese Liberation Army, and yes they are too busy liberating Symbonia.
 
2013-12-23 02:30:33 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Stupid rent.


The rent is too damn high
 
2013-12-23 02:48:10 PM  

namatad: Why arent the cops arresting people in offices that bet in office pools?
It is illegal gambling!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAIT WAIT WAIT
or we could just legalize gambling at and grow the fark up already.

WAIT, WHAT? Drugs are still illegal in all states?
WTF?

ass backwards country.


March Madness and Super Bowl squares and all that stuff are only illegal if someone takes a cut off the top

Also anyone who won one of those megapools might have some splaining to do with the IRS in the future
 
2013-12-23 02:48:34 PM  
I for one would be interested in just how much money the biatch's husband and put into he pool and how well off his kids and wife are. I can't decide how i should be outraged with out that info.
 
2013-12-23 03:07:10 PM  

ElwoodCuse: March Madness and Super Bowl squares and all that stuff are only illegal if someone takes a cut off the top


It may also be a liquor license violation, even if the bar doesn't take a cut.

Also, the state liquor authority are not cops. They don't enforce criminal violations, only liquor license violations through civil means.
 
2013-12-23 03:32:46 PM  
This is what happens when you marry a biatch.
 
2013-12-23 03:35:25 PM  

GratuityIncluded: This is what happens when you marry a biatch.


Who you telling?
 
2013-12-23 03:42:14 PM  
 "How can the SLA allow a $1 million illegal football pool at Talk of the Town?" the Post reported her writing to the State Liquor Authority on Nov. 13.

Probably because the Syrian Liberation Army has bigger problems, dumbass.


It's the Symbionese Liberation Army, and yes they are too busy liberating Symbonia

OMG thats funny!!
 
2013-12-23 04:05:04 PM  
Good to see the cops have no real crime to fight
 
2013-12-23 04:07:02 PM  

Nothing To See Here: You know who else wished their pool was closed down . . . Keith Moon Brian Jones.


FTFY.
 
2013-12-23 04:11:27 PM  

grimlock1972: I for one would be interested in just how much money the biatch's husband and put into he pool and how well off his kids and wife are. I can't decide how i should be outraged with out that info.


This. If dude's a deadbeat then I'm not going to call her a b*tch about it.
 
2013-12-23 04:32:25 PM  

GratuityIncluded: This is what happens when you marry a biatch.


Not necessarily. Sometimes when you marry a biatch, you divorce her sorry, lazy ass and spend $40,000 to get custody of your kids so they don't turn out to be sorry lazy asses, too.

/CSB
 
2013-12-23 05:02:49 PM  
600 grand will cover about a years worth of tolls to get on and off the Island.
 
2013-12-23 06:12:10 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Now Mr. McPartypoop can go into any bar in town and everyone will know his name.


Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And they're always glad you came.
 
2013-12-23 08:37:12 PM  

grimlock1972: I for one would be interested in just how much money the biatch's husband and put into he pool and how well off his kids and wife are. I can't decide how i should be outraged with out that info.


I would bet she lives in a nice place and is just mad because he refused to 'donate' more money to some bullshiat she didn't want to pay for and wanted to extort it out of him.
 
2013-12-23 09:51:28 PM  
When I was in college and the World Series of poker was a big TV fad, somebody at the school tried to organize a charity poker tournament where you paid money to enter and the top 3 people own gift certificates for pretty trivial amounts.
The state came in and tried to shut it down, so we played for fun and raffled off the gift certificates.

Virginia State law is very clear that bingo is an acceptable form of charity fundraising, but "games of chance" like poker are not. Yep, bingo takes more skill than poker.
 
2013-12-23 09:55:40 PM  

stpauler: "How can the SLA allow a $1 million illegal football pool at Talk of the Town?" the Post reported her writing to the State Liquor Authority on Nov. 13.

Probably because the Syrian Liberation Army has bigger problems, dumbass.


SLA says football pools can only last until November 12th. After that the customer can sue for some serious money. We guaranteed them three 9s worth of non-pool time.
 
2013-12-23 09:56:20 PM  
I don't know how it works in New York, but in PA you will get a hefty fine from the Liquor Control Board for operating pools or any other kind of gambling. Very rarely is there any additional criminal charge.
 
2013-12-23 10:06:10 PM  

serial_crusher: When I was in college and the World Series of poker was a big TV fad, somebody at the school tried to organize a charity poker tournament where you paid money to enter and the top 3 people own gift certificates for pretty trivial amounts.
The state came in and tried to shut it down, so we played for fun and raffled off the gift certificates.

Virginia State law is very clear that bingo is an acceptable form of charity fundraising, but "games of chance" like poker are not. Yep, bingo takes more skill than poker.


They love bingo as all players are equal no skill is involved all players are at the mercy of Lady luck.   Yes some hardcore bingo players can manage ,any more cards than causal players but it doesn't fully eliminate luck.

POker however a skilled player with a good poker face can win with nothing but total crap over someone with a great hand but less skill.   Luck is alot less of a factor in poker than Bingo.
 
2013-12-23 10:27:40 PM  

puckrock2000: Nothing To See Here: You know who else wished their pool was closed down . . . Keith Moon Brian Jones.

FTFY.


What was I thinking?
Thank you.
 
2013-12-23 10:41:47 PM  

grimlock1972: serial_crusher: When I was in college and the World Series of poker was a big TV fad, somebody at the school tried to organize a charity poker tournament where you paid money to enter and the top 3 people own gift certificates for pretty trivial amounts.
The state came in and tried to shut it down, so we played for fun and raffled off the gift certificates.

Virginia State law is very clear that bingo is an acceptable form of charity fundraising, but "games of chance" like poker are not. Yep, bingo takes more skill than poker.

They love bingo as all players are equal no skill is involved all players are at the mercy of Lady luck.   Yes some hardcore bingo players can manage ,any more cards than causal players but it doesn't fully eliminate luck.

POker however a skilled player with a good poker face can win with nothing but total crap over someone with a great hand but less skill.   Luck is alot less of a factor in poker than Bingo.


Or the real reason.....church fundraisers = God approved!
 
2013-12-23 11:56:43 PM  

hitmanric: grimlock1972: serial_crusher: When I was in college and the World Series of poker was a big TV fad, somebody at the school tried to organize a charity poker tournament where you paid money to enter and the top 3 people own gift certificates for pretty trivial amounts.
The state came in and tried to shut it down, so we played for fun and raffled off the gift certificates.

Virginia State law is very clear that bingo is an acceptable form of charity fundraising, but "games of chance" like poker are not. Yep, bingo takes more skill than poker.

They love bingo as all players are equal no skill is involved all players are at the mercy of Lady luck.   Yes some hardcore bingo players can manage ,any more cards than causal players but it doesn't fully eliminate luck.

POker however a skilled player with a good poker face can win with nothing but total crap over someone with a great hand but less skill.   Luck is alot less of a factor in poker than Bingo.

Or the real reason.....church fundraisers = God approved!


LOL true :P either that or they have to face the wrath of grandma for killing her weekly bingo game.
 
2013-12-24 08:21:22 AM  
Is there anything on this plant that a married woman cant ruin?
 
2013-12-24 09:33:28 AM  
What a vengeful biatch. I hate that people like this exist. Instead of dealing with her life on her own, she has to bring in the authorities to make sure NO ONE has fun.
 
2013-12-24 09:42:47 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Is there anything on this plant that a married woman cant ruin?


Nope. And that plant has seen better days too.
 
2013-12-24 01:04:11 PM  

Nothing To See Here: puckrock2000: Nothing To See Here: You know who else wished their pool was closed down . . . Keith Moon Brian Jones.

FTFY.

What was I thinking?
Thank you.


Well, Moony had his share of trouble with pools too, if you believe the legends.
 
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