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(Talking Points Memo)   Looks like we're finally evacuating the South   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 36
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2013-12-23 11:11:29 AM
Poop is coming out now.
 
2013-12-23 11:13:27 AM
Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...
 
2013-12-23 11:15:19 AM
Why did the levee break? Going to Chicago.....
 
2013-12-23 11:19:45 AM
Who cares, we got better stuff to worry about, what gonna happen to Duck Dynasty or that naked Indian diplomat, or Miley Cyrus's tongue.
 
2013-12-23 11:22:01 AM
Damn.  Wrong South.
 
2013-12-23 11:25:26 AM
I got an idea.  how about everybody go to the country they were born in, unless they'e on vacation or some sh*t, stay put, fix stuff there and let everybody else run their own lemonade stands?  Radical, I know.
 
2013-12-23 11:26:04 AM
I, for one, am glad the government is finally doing something about Katrina.
 
2013-12-23 11:30:18 AM
I don't give a rats ass since I can buy a bucket of pork chitlins at Fred Meyer now. Let the fire ants and kudzu have it!
 
2013-12-23 11:31:04 AM

gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...


I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.
 
2013-12-23 11:32:15 AM

bunner: I got an idea.  how about everybody go to the country they were born in, unless they'e on vacation or some sh*t, stay put, fix stuff there and let everybody else run their own lemonade stands?  Radical, I know.


But, then we'd have to deal with president Biden; and ain't nobody got time fo that!
 
2013-12-23 11:34:12 AM

FTDA: gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.


Whereas Bush's working "vacations" were perfectly justified (and far more numerous).
 
2013-12-23 11:34:20 AM

urbangirl: Damn.  Wrong South.


I know. But I'm glad you fell for it :P
 
2013-12-23 11:39:16 AM

gimmegimme: FTDA: gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.

Whereas Bush's working "vacations" were perfectly justified (and far more numerous).


Yep. All that brush on his ranch wasn't going to clear itself.
 
2013-12-23 11:40:41 AM

gimmegimme: FTDA: gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.

Whereas Bush's working "vacations" were perfectly justified (and far more numerous).


Let's be honest; the POTUS can accomplish just as much presidenting in Timbuktu, wearing a 12 pack bud light hat as he/she can accomplish sitting around DC in a suit and tie.

/ as far as I know; the constitution doesn't say he/she absolutely has to be in DC when he signs stuff into law
 
2013-12-23 11:42:39 AM
The real irony about this is that all the Evil Muslim types up North actually have their shiat together this time around.  All the Christian and Whatever mixed groups down South with all the Water, Food and Education are going ballistic on each other.  Kind of hard to sell interventionist tactics when there isn't anything to intervene against.
 
2013-12-23 11:49:18 AM

gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...


Fighting continued Sunday in South Sudan, where the central government has lost control of the capital of a key oil-producing state.
 
2013-12-23 11:51:08 AM

iheartscotch: But, then we'd have to deal with president Biden; and ain't nobody got time fo that!


*digs birther clicker out of drawer*  *clicks*   :  )
 
2013-12-23 11:51:44 AM

iheartscotch: when he signs stuff into law


It's he or she, Mister Man.
 
2013-12-23 11:51:59 AM
FTFA:

Obama is on his annual vacation in Hawaii....

DO NOTHING PRESIDENT! EMPTY SUIT!!!11!!!11!
 
2013-12-23 11:55:05 AM
come on now, just how many freaking americans are in that godforsaken hellhole anyway?  Nice informative article.
 
2013-12-23 11:56:33 AM
Jubazi.
 
2013-12-23 11:57:05 AM

bunner: iheartscotch: But, then we'd have to deal with president Biden; and ain't nobody got time fo that!

*digs birther clicker out of drawer*  *clicks*   :  )


It's not my fault! You so set me up for that joke!

/ thanks, Obama
 
2013-12-23 11:57:11 AM
If you're in the south of Sudan you should probably be concerned about your health.

And you probably signed something to acknowledge the risk you took on when you first went there.
 
2013-12-23 12:00:48 PM

gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

No one likes drone strikes. I don't think it is a Republican/Democrat thing. You either support them or you don't. Grow up!

 
2013-12-23 12:02:47 PM
Quit with the teasers, subby. I was getting hopeful.
 
2013-12-23 12:07:38 PM
Looks like idiots turned that discussion into a Republican/Democrat fight quickly. People like you ruin Fark which is quickly turning into the Democrat version of a Freeper website. I love the jokes and the discussions on Fark. The "teatards naaaah" crap is boring. Before you bring Republicans into this, I really don't see a lot of Conservatives on here and when I do they get attacked quickly. I have been lurking here for about 4 years too. It is getting more boring. "Teatards, Bush naah blaah!" What's the opposite of a Freeper?

I avoid Freeper websites to get away from the Derp. Now I get the opposite here. Intelligent or semi-intelligent with a dose of penis jokes are dying out. We are turning into 1850's America.
 
2013-12-23 12:10:21 PM
Some British sounding reported [KFI-640] just said that there are a lot of out of control "yoots" in the south.
 
2013-12-23 12:15:42 PM

ninotchka: Looks like idiots turned that discussion into a Republican/Democrat fight quickly.


You expected otherwise with this headline and an article about foreign embassy security?
 
2013-12-23 12:28:33 PM

ninotchka: We are turning into 1850's America.


sir, I want examples of slavery that we condone

/and nothing involving what me and the gf do on weekends ^_^
 
2013-12-23 12:34:04 PM

gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...


How about I criticize this action for being "too little, too late?"

/figured this would happen as soon as the UN started trying to enforce multiculturalism in the SPLA
//the muslims are winning because, for all their religion's faults, they don't cripple their military with impossible rules of engagement
 
2013-12-23 12:36:06 PM
If your in foreign country and a civil war breaks out. Get out now.
If you go to a foreign country during a civil war. Your an idiot.
 
2013-12-23 12:41:22 PM

danno_to_infinity: come on now, just how many freaking americans are in that godforsaken hellhole anyway?  Nice informative article.


More than four.
 
2013-12-23 12:44:06 PM

stuffy: If your in foreign country and a civil war breaks out. Get out now.
If you go to a foreign country during a civil war. Your an idiot.


Four sentence fragments, two incorrect spellings of the word "you're", and an insult to someone else's intelligence.


/+1
 
2013-12-23 12:45:21 PM

iheartscotch: gimmegimme: FTDA: gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.

Whereas Bush's working "vacations" were perfectly justified (and far more numerous).

Let's be honest; the POTUS can accomplish just as much presidenting in Timbuktu, wearing a 12 pack bud light hat as he/she can accomplish sitting around DC in a suit and tie.

/ as far as I know; the constitution doesn't say he/she absolutely has to be in DC when he signs stuff into law


I agree that Obama can be just as useless on vacation as he is in DC.  gimmegimme, keep drinking that Thorazine laced koolaid!
 
2013-12-23 12:48:03 PM

FTDA: iheartscotch: gimmegimme: FTDA: gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.

Whereas Bush's working "vacations" were perfectly justified (and far more numerous).

Let's be honest; the POTUS can accomplish just as much presidenting in Timbuktu, wearing a 12 pack bud light hat as he/she can accomplish sitting around DC in a suit and tie.

/ as far as I know; the constitution doesn't say he/she absolutely has to be in DC when he signs stuff into law

I agree that Obama can be just as useless on vacation as he is in DC.  gimmegimme, keep drinking that Thorazine laced koolaid!



What would you like for him to do? If you could give him orders what would you tell him to do first to make the country better?
 
2013-12-24 12:03:15 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: FTDA: iheartscotch: gimmegimme: FTDA: gimmegimme: Countdown until Obama is criticized for this action by a Republican who has denounced his drone strikes (but not Bush's):

3....2...1...

I'm more likely to be irate over another one of his, "annual vacations," fully funded by taxpayers.

Whereas Bush's working "vacations" were perfectly justified (and far more numerous).

Let's be honest; the POTUS can accomplish just as much presidenting in Timbuktu, wearing a 12 pack bud light hat as he/she can accomplish sitting around DC in a suit and tie.

/ as far as I know; the constitution doesn't say he/she absolutely has to be in DC when he signs stuff into law

I agree that Obama can be just as useless on vacation as he is in DC.  gimmegimme, keep drinking that Thorazine laced koolaid!


What would you like for him to do? If you could give him orders what would you tell him to do first to make the country better?


Looks like FTDA really told you.  How's it feel to get served by one of the primary intellects of our time?
 
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