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(WorldNetDaily)   WND's person of the year is *drumroll please* Rush Limbaugh   (wnd.com ) divider line
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2013-12-23 02:30:39 AM  
andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-23 03:04:58 AM  
They don't call it the Echo Chamber for nothing.
 
2013-12-23 03:43:41 AM  
fusillade762

They don't call it the Echo Chamber for nothing.

it's even worse than it appears. when sandra fluke was nominated for time person of the year last year rush went on about how he should be co-nominated. the writer of the article, kovacs, then reported on rush's suggestion. this year kovacs nominates him as "wnd person of the year" and plugs his book


WND MEDIA
Rush: Make me co-Person of Year with Fluke
'Nobody would know who she is if it weren't for me'
Published: 11/30/2012 at 7:45 PM
author-image Joe Kovacs
http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/rush-make-me-co-person-of-year-with-fluke

 
2013-12-23 06:26:41 AM  
Welcome to 1991, WND.

Also, no matter how hard you internet white night him, WND, he's not gonna suck your dick.*

*Not intended to be a factual statement.
 
2013-12-23 06:29:30 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Welcome to 1991, WND.

Also, no matter how hard you internet white night him, WND, he's not gonna suck your dick.


Well, sure, unless WND is staffed by supple, young Dominican boys, that is...
 
2013-12-23 09:23:49 AM  
Just shows you how obvious and unserious WND is.
 
2013-12-23 09:41:55 AM  
I'm shocked that the WND isn't all over the gold fringe on the flag that Rush is carrying. They seem just the type of news source that would fall for that whole myth:
www.wnd.com
 
2013-12-23 10:02:38 AM  
Ted Cruz is broken up about this.
 
2013-12-23 10:06:26 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ted Cruz is broken up about this.


Meh.  One self-promoting entertainer is a good as the next I guess.
 
2013-12-23 10:22:58 AM  
Clark Howard has mentioned several times that our credit/debit card security leaves much to be desired compared to the European way of security.
 
2013-12-23 10:28:41 AM  
No Ted Cruz?, must not be Merkin enough.
 
2013-12-23 10:29:16 AM  
Rush Limbaugh has not gotten to where he has by himself. In fact, it is said that he is standing on the shoulders of giants. And in the....wait, hold up a minute. Those aren't giants, those are Dominican boys. And...those...oh my god, THOSE AREN'T THEIR SHOULDERS!!!
 
2013-12-23 10:31:03 AM  
Compared to the severe HerpaDerp by the likes of Ted Cruz, they picked an amateur like Limbaugh?
 
2013-12-23 10:32:30 AM  
So a bunch a screwballs off their meds nominate another screwball still on his drugs sucking on his fruedian cigar to be their 'person' of the year....so farking what?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-23 10:34:38 AM  
If WND tried to name me POTY, I'd immediately leap into a vat of hydrochloric acid.
 
2013-12-23 10:37:22 AM  

Serious Black: If WND tried to name me POTY, I'd immediately leap into a vat of hydrochloric acid.


SICK BURN!
 
2013-12-23 10:37:50 AM  
Which year?
 
2013-12-23 10:38:14 AM  

stpauler: I'm shocked that the WND isn't all over the gold fringe on the flag that Rush is carrying. They seem just the type of news source that would fall for that whole myth:
[www.wnd.com image 250x409]


Duh.  The gold fringe represents the noble Job Creators who made America the great country it used to be before the CommieLibs took over.

/after i wrote this i did some googling out of curiosity and learned about the "martial law" conspiracy theory
//and yet i'm posting this anyway
 
2013-12-23 10:38:28 AM  

dekko: Which year?


The current year, of course, 1849!
 
2013-12-23 10:40:06 AM  

EyeballKid: Rush Limbaugh has not gotten to where he has by himself. In fact, it is said that he is standing on the shoulders of giants. And in the....wait, hold up a minute. Those aren't giants, those are Dominican boys. And...those...oh my god, THOSE AREN'T THEIR SHOULDERS!!!


Like a collapsed cheerleader pyramid of fat, sweaty white guys, potatoes, and compound fractures.
 
2013-12-23 10:40:42 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Welcome to 1991, WND.

Also, no matter how hard you internet white night him, WND, he's not gonna suck your dick.*

*Not intended to be a factual statement.


It depends.  Is the editorial staff of WND made up of Dominican rent boys handing out free Oxycontin?  If so, all bets are off.
 
2013-12-23 10:43:45 AM  

Bloody William: SICK BURN!


Yes, that is what would happen if you were to jump into a vat of hydrochloric acid.

EyeballKid: The current year, of course, 1849!


Didn't you hear? They've found gold up in the hills by Sutter's Mill! If we leave now we'll all be rich I tells ya, rich! *cackles*
 
2013-12-23 10:44:10 AM  
Rush Loudmouth is an asshole with legs.   400 million for an 8 year contract to tell americans what their big business owners want them to believe.


Rush is a stain on this Nation's fading Democracy.  a stooge for big business and the wealthy's desires to further control things.
 
2013-12-23 10:44:12 AM  
Of course he is.

*rolls eyes*
 
2013-12-23 10:45:01 AM  

Linux_Yes: Rush Loudmouth is an asshole with legs.


Wait until the diabetes kicks in
 
2013-12-23 10:47:03 AM  
I'd be surprised if he weren't.
 
2013-12-23 10:47:12 AM  

Linux_Yes: Rush Loudmouth is an asshole with legs.


Who's got that quote from Naked Lunch?  I'm not googling it at work.
 
2013-12-23 10:48:29 AM  
Rush Limbaugh as person of the year?

Hear, Hear!

Oh...wait...he can't anymore because of all of the Oxy...
 
2013-12-23 10:50:59 AM  
Rush is a perfect choice. He is much much more than a radio talk show host (although he arguably saved AM radio from extinction). He is a true historical figure--as close to a Winston Churchill as we're going to get. If (and that's very big ten thousand foot high IF) this country is still around in a recognizable form one hundred years from now, Rush Limbaugh will be remembered. Chris Mathews, Oprah, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz (AKA John Stewart), Chuck Schumer, Michael Jackson, Ed Schultz, Lindsay Lohan, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Barny Frank, Colin Powell...and Barack Hussein Obama...will be mere footnotes, if that.
 
2013-12-23 10:51:42 AM  
 Rush!?! He's amazing.
Democrats would have to pay in the billions to get this kind of a bump in registration. Every time this dude opens his mouth more Republicans go "This is the guy who has my party by the nuts?"
 
2013-12-23 10:51:55 AM  
It's frustrating trying to make a joke out of this headline. It's already more ridiculous than any joke I would have made.
 
2013-12-23 10:52:10 AM  
Well duh, briebart is dead so who else is left?
 
2013-12-23 10:54:45 AM  
I can't even recall a Rush Limbaugh Fark thread this year before this one.... this has actually been a fairly quiet year for Rush as far as making headline waves, unless I am forgetting something?    Maybe that is what he is winning for... not actually saying stupid things for a whole year?
 
2013-12-23 10:55:27 AM  

dletter: I can't even recall a Rush Limbaugh Fark thread this year before this one.... this has actually been a fairly quiet year for Rush as far as making headline waves, unless I am forgetting something?    Maybe that is what he is winning for... not actually saying stupid things for a whole year?


Should clarify... not saying stupid things that get a lot of attention for a whole year.

/one would assume he opened his mouth this year
 
2013-12-23 10:55:50 AM  

stpauler: I'm shocked that the WND isn't all over the gold fringe on the flag that Rush is carrying. They seem just the type of news source that would fall for that whole myth:
[www.wnd.com image 250x409]


Wow, I had not heard that particular bit of derp before.

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm
 
2013-12-23 10:57:57 AM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Rush is a perfect choice. He is much much more than a radio talk show host (although he arguably saved AM radio from extinction). He is a true historical figure--as close to a Winston Churchill as we're going to get. If (and that's very big ten thousand foot high IF) this country is still around in a recognizable form one hundred years from now, Rush Limbaugh will be remembered. Chris Mathews, Oprah, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz (AKA John Stewart), Chuck Schumer, Michael Jackson, Ed Schultz, Lindsay Lohan, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Barny Frank, Colin Powell...and Barack Hussein Obama...will be mere footnotes, if that.


Except Churchill led his country through what may have been its darkest time and Rush Limbaugh doctor-shopped his way to drug addiction while advocating harsh sentences for drug addicts.

And Churchill was only married once; Rush is on number four.
 
2013-12-23 10:58:19 AM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Rush is a perfect choice. He is much much more than a radio talk show host (although he arguably saved AM radio from extinction). He is a true historical figure--as close to a Winston Churchill as we're going to get. If (and that's very big ten thousand foot high IF) this country is still around in a recognizable form one hundred years from now, Rush Limbaugh will be remembered. Chris Mathews, Oprah, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz (AKA John Stewart), Chuck Schumer, Michael Jackson, Ed Schultz, Lindsay Lohan, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Barny Frank, Colin Powell...and Barack Hussein Obama...will be mere footnotes, if that.


Interesting troll...Wonder what you're trying to catch?
 
2013-12-23 10:59:21 AM  
very entertaining man. especially with Thai boys and vikes in the mix.

oh i didn't.

sorry.

Dittohead kudos from U-tah and Ihadaho.
 
2013-12-23 10:59:26 AM  
The Greatest Man In America.

/obscure?
 
2013-12-23 11:00:22 AM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Rush is a perfect choice. He is much much more than a radio talk show host (although he arguably saved AM radio from extinction). He is a true historical figure--as close to a Winston Churchill as we're going to get. If (and that's very big ten thousand foot high IF) this country is still around in a recognizable form one hundred years from now, Rush Limbaugh will be remembered. Chris Mathews, Oprah, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz (AKA John Stewart), Chuck Schumer, Michael Jackson, Ed Schultz, Lindsay Lohan, Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, Michael Bloomberg, Barny Frank, Colin Powell...and Barack Hussein Obama...will be mere footnotes, if that.


I think you're clearly underestimating his importance.  People 100 years from now will live in America in a recognizable form ONLY because of Rush Limbaugh.  No doubt in that enlightened time they will have taken actions to correct our lack of vision in respecting him by transforming Mount Rushmore into Mount Rush.  Since the current monument is far too small to properly respect his glory, the heads of Washington and Jefferson will be resculpted into representations of his glorious gonads.  RINOs teddy roosevelt and abraham lincoln will be dynamited into rubble to represent the state of liberalism after Rush was done with it.  The Crazy Horse statue, a fools errand if there ever was one, will be remade in his torso, and will be attached to the top of Mount Rush in order to, in some small inadequate way, honor his place in history.
 
2013-12-23 11:02:14 AM  

Parthenogenetic: stpauler: I'm shocked that the WND isn't all over the gold fringe on the flag that Rush is carrying. They seem just the type of news source that would fall for that whole myth:
[www.wnd.com image 250x409]

Wow, I had not heard that particular bit of derp before.

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm


Clearly, you forget that "making the flag fly right" and eliminating the gold-fringed flag were prominent planks in the platform of Basil Marceaux.com.

s2.dmcdn.net
 
2013-12-23 11:09:47 AM  

Parthenogenetic: stpauler: I'm shocked that the WND isn't all over the gold fringe on the flag that Rush is carrying. They seem just the type of news source that would fall for that whole myth:
[www.wnd.com image 250x409]

Wow, I had not heard that particular bit of derp before.

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm


That's some compelling derp right there.  Who knew that the presence of a gold-fringed flag in a courthouse = our entire legal system is replaced by martial law.  Someone should tell the lawyers and judges about this - they've been so misinfromed that they've been arguing under State and Federal laws for decades!
 
2013-12-23 11:11:35 AM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz (AKA John Stewart)


Nice touch.
 
2013-12-23 11:12:30 AM  

Parthenogenetic: stpauler: I'm shocked that the WND isn't all over the gold fringe on the flag that Rush is carrying. They seem just the type of news source that would fall for that whole myth:
[www.wnd.com image 250x409]

Wow, I had not heard that particular bit of derp before.

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm


Isn't that an important bit of derp for the sovereign citizen nitwits?
 
2013-12-23 11:23:18 AM  
I listen to Rush 2 or 3 times a week. The desperation, delusion, and fear are delicious.
 
2013-12-23 11:25:07 AM  

keylock71: Three Crooked Squirrels: Welcome to 1991, WND.

Also, no matter how hard you internet white night him, WND, he's not gonna suck your dick.

Well, sure, unless WND is staffed by supple, young Dominican boys, that is...


You say that like it's insult. Aren't we supposed to be tolerant of that sort of thing?
 
2013-12-23 11:27:34 AM  

gimmegimme: And Churchill was only married once; Rush is on number four.


Well, y'know nowadays you need four just to get back to the sanctity levels you had back in the good ol' days, before the gays started ruining everything.
 
2013-12-23 11:29:41 AM  
I will always remember the first time I heard Rush Limbaugh on the radio.  It was the Clinton years, and I was driving a car that only had AM radio (Thanks President Clinton!).  I was scanning the stations and landed on this larger than life blowhard going on and on about how the Liberals were going to destroy the country.  I was so excited---I was sure that Firesign Theatre had a new album out.
 
2013-12-23 11:31:46 AM  
I really thought Obama had a good chance this year.
 
2013-12-23 11:35:07 AM  

Serious Black: If WND tried to name me POTY, I'd immediately leap into a vat of hydrochloric acid.


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