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2013-12-23 10:24:53 PM

my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.

fark you Fark - let's try that again.

[image.customclassictrucks.com image 850x637]


dude thats awesome
 
2013-12-23 10:24:57 PM

Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: Dougie AXP: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I didn't know that was a real make of car. Then again this is my idea of a corssover...

[cdn2.modernman.com image 510x330]

THERE! I made a short joke out of myself. I hope you're all happy now!!!!!

Nope, I think this is your car.

[mat.imageg.net image 850x850]

Could have least given me the Malibu Dream Car, GOSH!!!

You don't deserve it.

Watch it Dougie. You are dealing with forces beyond your Ken!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 515x266]
[img.xooimage.com image 500x238]


I should have known you would catch that one! lulz
 
2013-12-23 10:24:59 PM
Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-12-23 10:25:03 PM

That guy on the bike: my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.

i'm glad i'm not the only one here that isn't a car guy.  I don't get the appeal but to each their own.


Yea I'm the guy who went to Europe in 2011 to watch the Tour de France and the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And just got back from 3+ weeks in the Caribbean. Couldn't afford fun shiat like that if I wasted it all on cars. But of that is what you like to spend your money on, more power to ya I guess.
 
2013-12-23 10:25:23 PM
I'd trade nearly anything for one of these:

www.ridelust.com
 
2013-12-23 10:25:31 PM
Well, that's one way to quell the rumors of when Batista returns... now what's the angle he gets?
 
2013-12-23 10:25:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

[media.gamerevolution.com image 800x469]


since when is "01" racist?
 
2013-12-23 10:26:09 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!

[www.blogcdn.com image 628x346]


Someone needs to find one of those cars with the doors that flip up for teh lulz. I actually hate those things!
 
2013-12-23 10:26:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

[media.gamerevolution.com image 800x469]


They destroyed so many Chargers.
 
2013-12-23 10:26:21 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Not a car guy, but I would farking kill Batman and steal the Batmobile given the chance


Which one?

i4.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 10:26:35 PM
www.blogcdn.com

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.
 
2013-12-23 10:26:47 PM
kofi barely hit him there
 
2013-12-23 10:26:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Not a car guy, but I would farking kill Batman and steal the Batmobile given the chance

Which one?

[i4.photobucket.com image 729x904]


1989
 
2013-12-23 10:27:22 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!

[www.blogcdn.com image 628x346]


That's a 959, right?  Were those ever legalized for import here?
 
2013-12-23 10:27:27 PM
Shocked they didn't edit the goldberg chant
 
2013-12-23 10:27:31 PM

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

[media.gamerevolution.com image 800x469]

They destroyed so many Chargers.


Yeeeaaaahhhhh...

They actually had the right idea by the final season of using scale toy replicas.
 
2013-12-23 10:27:34 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: Tenor Reaper: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D

Did I win anything? I guess I should check XD

Nope.  We didn't win anythingt.  even though I spend 30 minutes each on the Fudd posts.  Because I love you guys that much and don't need the recognition or attention or anything.

Don't blame me, I voted for Fuddfiction


I did as well
 
2013-12-23 10:27:46 PM

eddievercetti: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.


I've been in one....truly awesome and eerie when it drives by and theres is NOT A GOD DAMN THING TO HEAR
 
2013-12-23 10:27:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Not a car guy, but I would farking kill Batman and steal the Batmobile given the chance

Which one?

[i4.photobucket.com image 729x904]


2005?

blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2013-12-23 10:28:18 PM

Dougie AXP: my lip balm addiction: my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.

fark you Fark - let's try that again.

[image.customclassictrucks.com image 850x637]

dude thats awesome


Learning how to drive 3 on the tree and then 4 on the floor with my next car ('66 Plymouth Belvedere II) helped me forever prefer driving manuals over auto.
 
2013-12-23 10:28:26 PM

That guy on the bike: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

[media.gamerevolution.com image 800x469]

since when is "01" racist?


not the 01, the confederate flag on the roof.  (that's what he was referring to)
 
2013-12-23 10:28:36 PM

Triple Oak: Well, that's one way to quell the rumors of when Batista returns... now what's the angle he gets?


He'll be playing the Rock's role of "movie star we'll be biatching about in 3 months because he's out of shape, hardly wrestles, and taking a main event spot away from CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, etc."
 
2013-12-23 10:29:03 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: Tenor Reaper: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Sorry I'm late you guys! Neighbours are over and we're drinking all the things.

What did I miss?

black santa beat up white santa.  Two people confused Austin for Houston in less than 15 minutes.  We love many different types of cars.  Slammy winners are listed up thread.

That's about it.  :D

Did I win anything? I guess I should check XD

Nope.  We didn't win anythingt.  even though I spend 30 minutes each on the Fudd posts.  Because I love you guys that much and don't need the recognition or attention or anything.

Don't blame me, I voted for Fuddfiction

I did as well


I honestly can't remember what I voted for but...

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-23 10:29:19 PM

Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.

I've been in one....truly awesome and eerie when it drives by and theres is NOT A GOD DAMN THING TO HEAR


Seriously, how did you get a test drive? You ass! I'm jealous!
 
2013-12-23 10:29:26 PM

Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.

I've been in one....truly awesome and eerie when it drives by and theres is NOT A GOD DAMN THING TO HEAR


sweet!  How's the interior?  As comfy as they claim?
 
2013-12-23 10:29:27 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Batista promo... so no surprise entry in RR


Could be Jake Roberts and DDP?  Team Battle Yoga
 
2013-12-23 10:29:38 PM

my lip balm addiction: That guy on the bike: my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.

i'm glad i'm not the only one here that isn't a car guy.  I don't get the appeal but to each their own.

Yea I'm the guy who went to Europe in 2011 to watch the Tour de France and the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And just got back from 3+ weeks in the Caribbean. Couldn't afford fun shiat like that if I wasted it all on cars. But of that is what you like to spend your money on, more power to ya I guess.


how was Le Tour?  I've been meaning to go and ride a few of the stages the day before but i'm horrible at planning.  but i think I'm going to try to head over for Paris-Roubaix in 2015 once i have my new bike all paid for.  Definitely hitting up USPro challenge this summer though
 
2013-12-23 10:29:43 PM
ShiningWizard:
2005?
[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 400x268]


I <3 that thing.
 
2013-12-23 10:29:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever


So many 68s and 69s died to make that show. Damn shame really.
 
2013-12-23 10:30:11 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Triple Oak: Well, that's one way to quell the rumors of when Batista returns... now what's the angle he gets?

He'll be playing the Rock's role of "movie star we'll be biatching about in 3 months because he's out of shape, hardly wrestles, and taking a main event spot away from CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, etc."


Eeyup
 
2013-12-23 10:30:43 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The_Y2P_Problem: Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!

[www.blogcdn.com image 628x346]

That's a 959, right?  Were those ever legalized for import here?


Back in 1999.
 
2013-12-23 10:30:44 PM

eddievercetti: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.


See, if all electric cars looked cool like that, I'd have no problem with them.

But most electric cars look like little shiatboxes.
 
2013-12-23 10:30:47 PM
That Cena - Punk - Langston interview was freaking awesome. Total old-school goodness.
 
2013-12-23 10:30:52 PM

Dougie AXP: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

[media.gamerevolution.com image 800x469]

They destroyed so many Chargers.


Yeah, if you watch closely you can see the frame break on some of the landing shots among other continuity errors.
 
2013-12-23 10:30:57 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!


Ja, und hier is ein wagen für dem Volken.

i750.photobucket.com

/want very much, btw
 
2013-12-23 10:31:12 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: The_Y2P_Problem: Triple Oak: Well, that's one way to quell the rumors of when Batista returns... now what's the angle he gets?

He'll be playing the Rock's role of "movie star we'll be biatching about in 3 months because he's out of shape, hardly wrestles, and taking a main event spot away from CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, etc."

Eeyup


Sadly, this. I would have been ok with him returning if he was really coming back but another part time guy taking space from an up and comer is just a waste!
 
2013-12-23 10:31:25 PM

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Not a car guy, but I would farking kill Batman and steal the Batmobile given the chance

Which one?

[i4.photobucket.com image 729x904]

2005?

[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 400x268]


the actually top speed on that is about 20 mph.  i learnded something on the Warner Bros tour
 
2013-12-23 10:31:29 PM
What did Kofi do to deserve that?
Has AJ fully replaced CMPunk as RoadWife?
 
2013-12-23 10:31:30 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

So many 68s and 69s died to make that show. Damn shame really.


At least John Schneider has tried to make up for it and started restoring 'em.
 
2013-12-23 10:31:55 PM
www.stanceworks.com
 
2013-12-23 10:31:59 PM

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: The_Y2P_Problem: Triple Oak: Well, that's one way to quell the rumors of when Batista returns... now what's the angle he gets?

He'll be playing the Rock's role of "movie star we'll be biatching about in 3 months because he's out of shape, hardly wrestles, and taking a main event spot away from CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, etc."

Eeyup

Sadly, this. I would have been ok with him returning if he was really coming back but another part time guy taking space from an up and comer is just a waste!


That;s what happens when WWE refuses to make new stars
 
2013-12-23 10:32:16 PM

ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!

[www.blogcdn.com image 628x346]

Someone needs to find one of those cars with the doors that flip up for teh lulz. I actually hate those things!


Upthread, darlin'....Mercedes 300 SL gullwing.

/drool
 
2013-12-23 10:32:16 PM

That guy on the bike: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Not a car guy, but I would farking kill Batman and steal the Batmobile given the chance

Which one?

[i4.photobucket.com image 729x904]

2005?

[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 400x268]

the actually top speed on that is about 20 mph.  i learnded something on the Warner Bros tour


Yea but everything gets out of your way when they see you driving up, lulz
 
2013-12-23 10:32:56 PM

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: The_Y2P_Problem: Triple Oak: Well, that's one way to quell the rumors of when Batista returns... now what's the angle he gets?

He'll be playing the Rock's role of "movie star we'll be biatching about in 3 months because he's out of shape, hardly wrestles, and taking a main event spot away from CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, etc."

Eeyup

Sadly, this. I would have been ok with him returning if he was really coming back but another part time guy taking space from an up and comer is just a waste!


I say we mug the part-timers and throw them in Dougie's garage.  He can make the getaway in the Camaro before Vince even knows what happened!  :)
 
2013-12-23 10:32:59 PM

FirstTimeLongTime: What did Kofi do to deserve that?
Has AJ fully replaced CMPunk as RoadWife?


Kofi wouldn't give up the butt.

Skipper would.
 
2013-12-23 10:33:00 PM

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.

I've been in one....truly awesome and eerie when it drives by and theres is NOT A GOD DAMN THING TO HEAR

Seriously, how did you get a test drive? You ass! I'm jealous!


Car club member has one. I've also been in my fair share of Galardos etc.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: eddievercetti: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

Saving the environment and looking badass while doing it.

I've been in one....truly awesome and eerie when it drives by and theres is NOT A GOD DAMN THING TO HEAR

sweet!  How's the interior?  As comfy as they claim?


Yep.the center console screen is farking huge though.
 
2013-12-23 10:33:15 PM

Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: Silly Amerikaners...

Hier ist ein Auto für einem Kaiser!

[www.blogcdn.com image 628x346]

Someone needs to find one of those cars with the doors that flip up for teh lulz. I actually hate those things!

Upthread, darlin'....Mercedes 300 SL gullwing.

/drool


No I mean the kind that flip up from the front not the top. Douchey looking things!
 
2013-12-23 10:33:42 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: That guy on the bike: FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: There's only one true van.

[allnerdity.com image 585x342]

I see your A-Team van, and raise you the best use of racism on a classic Dodge ever

[media.gamerevolution.com image 800x469]

since when is "01" racist?

not the 01, the confederate flag on the roof.  (that's what he was referring to)


oh i know, just making a lulz and failing i guess...but oh well
 
2013-12-23 10:33:59 PM

That guy on the bike: my lip balm addiction: That guy on the bike: my lip balm addiction: I have never been a car guy and never will be.

That said, paint this farker canary bird yellow and you have my first vehicle.

i'm glad i'm not the only one here that isn't a car guy.  I don't get the appeal but to each their own.

Yea I'm the guy who went to Europe in 2011 to watch the Tour de France and the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And just got back from 3+ weeks in the Caribbean. Couldn't afford fun shiat like that if I wasted it all on cars. But of that is what you like to spend your money on, more power to ya I guess.

how was Le Tour?  I've been meaning to go and ride a few of the stages the day before but i'm horrible at planning.  but i think I'm going to try to head over for Paris-Roubaix in 2015 once i have my new bike all paid for.  Definitely hitting up USPro challenge this summer though


It was a blast! There is nothing like watching those guys actually go racing past - they are truly amazing athletes. And the experience of being on the Champs Elysses with 1.5 million Parisians for the finale is an experience I would not trade.

I was at the 1 km line in Lourdes, France; the finish line in Montpellier; the last mountain top finish outside Pinerolo, Italy and then the start line in Pinerolo the next day; and the Champs Elysses finish. It was an incredible trip!
 
2013-12-23 10:34:40 PM
Of course, who wouldn't want to take a drive through LeMans and get up close with the French people in this 1955 Mercedes 300 SLR:

stevemckelvie.files.wordpress.com
 
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